School is finally out for me, and we’re heading into a long weekend with a full slate of CFL action this week. I’ll be camping on my private island (well, I suppose in theory it belongs technically to Charles II, but I digress), and will be following along on internet radio. Let’s go!
In league news this week:
- Dalton Schoen is headed to the 6-game injured list after suffering what appears to be a foot injury last week; with fellow star receiver Kenny Lawler also on the shelf for a while, Winnipeg’s receiving corps is suddenly looking thinner than it has in many seasons.
- BC released former NFL WR Travis Fulgham this week; with a deep receiving group, and with Jevon Cottoy getting healthy, he was slipping down the depth chart despite a very cool first career TD catch in Week 1. His bad drop last week against Winnipeg probably didn’t help matters much either.
- This was announced a few weeks ago, but slipped my mind to mention in league news until just now: for the first time since 2007, the CFL will be broadcasting games on regular network TV. CTV, which is owned by Bell Media (who also own current rightsholder TSN) will be simulcasting the TSN broadcasts on its regular channels. This is a significant shift in broadcasting behaviour – CTV hasn’t had CFL games on its programming since 1986, and public broadcaster CBC used to share broadcasting rights with TSN from 1987 through 2007 – meaning this is the first time in decades that Canadian viewers don’t have to buy a cable package with TSN in order to see Canadian football on their screen. CTV will broadcast Saturday afternoon games from September onwards, including the playoffs and the Grey Cup championship game – a very welcome development, in my opinion.
Onto the games!
WEEK 3 RECAPS
Ottawa 21 vs. Montreal 47: Don’t let the final score fool you: this game was even more lopsided than than you think. The Als, courtesy of another tremendous defensive effort, were up 30-1 at halftime; the REDBLACKS were never truly in this game. Cody Fajardo threw for 363 yards and three TDs, and added another on the ground. While Canadian receivers Tyson Philpot and Kaion Julien-Grant dominated the stat lines for Montreal, American receiver Reggie White, Jr. had a huge game, making his first appearance in 600 days following a devastating knee injury in October 2022 – he had two TDs on the night.
PICK: Montreal
RESULT: Montreal
BC 26 vs. Winnipeg 24: The Bombers played a much better game this past week than either of their previous two, but it still wasn’t enough, as the home side lost yet again to fall to 0-3 on the year for the first time since 2012. Winnipeg’s secondary was absolutely shredded by Lions pivot Vernon Adams, Jr., who had 398 passing yards and two TDs, which were both caught by All-Star receiver Alex Hollins (7 catches for 215 yards on the night). QB Zach Collaros still hasn’t thrown for a TD yet through three games – but the Bombers hung around this game due to backup Chris Streveler scoring three on the ground for them. The passing game clearly needs some work.
PICK: BC
RESULT: BC
Edmonton 36 vs. Toronto 39: The Elks’ offence through the first three weeks of the season hasn’t been a problem per se… but their defence sure is. Edmonton and Toronto traded blows all game (though the Elks never led outright once in the contest), but the D couldn’t come up with even a single timely stop. The Argos’ Boris Bede hit a walkoff field goal from 37 yards out to seal the deal for the home side and improve to 2-0 on the year. Facing his old team, Elks QB McLeod Bethel-Thompson had a very impressive 4 TD outing, while current Argos pivot Cameron Dukes went 18-21 for 217 yards, two passing TDs, and a rush TD. Alas, despite playing more competitively in all of their games to start the season, Edmonton falls to 0-3 for the third straight campaign.
PICK: Toronto
RESULT: Toronto
Hamilton 20 vs. Saskatchewan 36: In a rematch of last week’s game, the Roughriders once again came out on top as they played host this time. RB AJ Ouellette led the way for Saskatchewan with 98 rush yards and 47 receiving yards, plus a pretty solid first half from Trevor Harris, who had two passing TDs before he went down with a knee injury. While the play looked not great and Harris did appear to be in some pain, he returned to the sidelines to watch for the rest of the matchup, with former Michigan man Shea Patterson closing things out. Harris was apparently just held out for precautionary reasons as the halftime lead continued to grow through the final two frames. Hamilton’s offensive issues continue – of most particular concern, star receiver Tim White was targeted six times on the night and finished with zero catches – something’s not right there. Also of concern is the D – that’s now three straight games of conceding more than 30 points. It all needs work, but particularly the young, inexperienced secondary. It’s just Jamal Peters and a bunch of dudes – he needs some support.
PICK: Saskatchewan
RESULT: Saskatchewan
BYE: Calgary (1-1)
WEEK 4 PREVIEWS
Edmonton (0-3) vs. BC (2-1), Thursday, June 27th, 10:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): The winless Elks take on the Lions at home. Considering BC shut them out twice last season, you can bet the coaching staff is on high alert – especially with yet another 0-3 start to the year. If Edmonton drops to 0-4 I would expect to see changes from above soon – despite the fact that replacing HC/GM Chris Jones at this stage in the year would mean a very, very long time for a rudderless ship of a season. If there’s solace for Edmonton, the offence has been overall effective this year, though the run game could definitely be more engaged. BC has performed well at home as well, and the O-line, after a rocky start against Toronto in Week 1, really turned it around last week against Winnipeg. Grey Cup contenders are not really clearly established until early August at the very earliest – but the initial results are looking good for the Leos.
PICK: BC
Montreal (3-0) vs. Toronto (2-0), Friday, June 28th, 7:30 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): This will be an early test to see if the Alouettes are really everything we’ve hyped up them to be so far this season – the Argos are unquestionably the best team they’ll face to date. Also at stake is an early season hold on first place in the East – I am curious to see if the Argos’ D is going to be up to the task of dealing with receivers Tyson Philpot and Kaion Julien-Grant. Considering the Double Blue gave up 36 to the Elks last week, I think they’re going to be in for a shootout or otherwise a very rough night. Cameron Dukes is going to need to scramble a lot this week, I think.
PICK: Montreal
Winnipeg (0-3) vs. Calgary (1-1), Saturday, June 29th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): The Bombers are trying to avoid going 0-4 for the first time since 2012, when their new stadium, now known as Princess Auto Stadium, was in the process of being opened and they opened their season with four straight road games. Zach Collaros has still yet to throw his first TD pass of the year, while the secondary has looked very porous and inexperienced. Calgary’s coming off a bye, probably feeling refreshed – their win this year comes against a hapless Ti-Cats, while their loss was a close one to the top-ranked BC Lions on the road. They’re still in the “working out the kinks” phase, but they have a chance to improve above .500 again facing a Bombers side missing two top receivers to injury. Brady Oliveira will be back in as lead rusher after being on the bench last week recovering from injury, but as good as he is, I expect the D-line will be focusing on him intently.
PICK: Calgary
Hamilton (0-3) vs. Ottawa (1-1), Sunday, June 30th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): The REDBLACKS ring in the Canada Day Monday holiday with a Sunday evening game, a fireworks show, and a concert by Big Wreck. Weather looks pretty good too – were I not camping I think I’d be there. After getting whooped by the Alouettes last week, the REDBLACKS have much to ponder. Going up against a winless Ti-Cats team is probably a good way of restoring their footing – the Tabbies secondary has had a similarly difficult start to the year as Ottawa’s. Of particular concern for Hamilton fans will be whether or not Tim White finds a way to turn things around – he’s not the primary reason why the team is winless to start the year, but a guy with his contract needs to get back to producing quickly if they want to turn things around.
PICK: Ottawa
BYE: Saskatchewan (3-0)
STANDINGS AND STATS
East Division Standings
Team | Games | Wins | Losses | Points For | Points Against |
Montreal | 3 | 3 | 0 | 97 | 53 |
Toronto | 2 | 2 | 0 | 74 | 63 |
Ottawa | 2 | 1 | 1 | 44 | 66 |
Hamilton | 3 | 0 | 3 | 74 | 101 |
West Division Standings
Team | Games | Wins | Losses | Points For | Points Against |
Saskatchewan | 3 | 3 | 0 | 98 | 71 |
BC | 3 | 2 | 1 | 53 | 52 |
Calgary | 2 | 1 | 1 | 49 | 50 |
Edmonton | 3 | 0 | 3 | 77 | 91 |
Winnipeg | 3 | 0 | 3 | 55 | 76 |
Passing Yards
- Adams, Jr., BC – 1038
- Bethel-Thompson, EDM – 978
- Mitchell, HAM – 975
Passing TDs
- Fajardo, MTL – 7
- Harris, SSK – 7
- Adams, Jr., BC – 6
Rushing Yards
- Stanback, BC – 187
- Carey, TOR – 169
- Fletcher, MTL – 163
Receiving Yards
- Hollins, BC – 402
- Philpot, MTL – 340
- McInnis, BC – 289
Defensive Tackles
- Hladik, BC – 25
- Woods, BC – 24
- Milligan, SSK – 24
Sacks
- Curtis, EDM – 3
- Barlow, HAM – 3
- Archibald, BC – 2
Interceptions
- Avery, SSK – 2
- Houston, CGY – 1
- Beverette, MTL – 1
Field Goals
- Whyte, BC – 8
- Paredes, CGY – 7
- Cote, MTL – 7
PICK POOL
Big week for me last week. Balls too. Can’t believe that we’ve been running this pick’em pool since 2017 and I still haven’t ever won it despite allegedly being the expert on this website. I have some work to do on that front.
Remember to submit your picks here! https://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=231808
Rank | Total Points | Weekly Score | Win Percentage |
WCS | 9 | 3-1 | 75.00% |
Ballsofsteelandfury | 9 | 4-0 | 75.00% |
The Maestro | 8 | 4-0 | 66.67% |
Game Time Decision | 6 | 3-1 | 50.00% |
Gumbygirl | 6 | 3-1 | 50.00% |
SonOfSpam | 5 | 3-1 | 37.50% |
BC Dick | 5 | 3-1 | 37.50% |
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem | 3 | 2-2 | 25.00% |
Don T | 3 | 0-4 | 25.00% |
Enjoy the games, everyone.
Evening thread is live.
For those who were wondering. Larry from Regina couldn’t get a connection today, so he cancelled his TEAMS meeting 3 minutes prior. I knew something was up when his meeting invite did nae have a join option.
Goddammit, Larry.
Welp, that’s Larry for ya.
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In a tragedy of unspeakable proportions, my shipment of beer from Makeitsnow that was supposed to be here today is not going to be here until tomorrow.
There is no god.
You will be in my prayers. Lowratio, even moreso.
This is so stupid, we’re tied with a country named after a stupid canal.
At least we’re doing it with one hand tied behind our back.
/the hand is tied because if allowed free it would be used to punch Panamanians.
I am still shaking my head that head butt man got nothing. Welcome to South America boys!
Yup. Weah should have used his head.
(Literally)
He was just trying to swat a bug off the guy’s head. A really big bug. That needed two hands to be dealt with.
Fucking Suezians!
This game is awesome already.
GOD DAMN IT!
Since when is kids finger paint a font? I just noticed that bit of stupidity.
Bronny gets to play with his dad. That’s kinda neat.
Average their two picks together and the Lakers get a draft grade of B-.
Well, yeah, but not expecting much that late in the 2nd.
Really happy with the first pick; with Austin Reaves on the floor too, it’ll look like a Celtic fan’s wet dream.
/ notebook flies open
// slammed closed
RIP, Kinky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FSWm67IhDU
https://www.texastribune.org/2024/06/27/kinky-friedman-dies-texas-governor-race-musician/?utm_campaign=trib-social-buttons&utm_source=copy&utm_medium=social
I really want US v Uruguay to mean something. Come on Panamaniacs
VAR hears ya.
What a gol by Balogun.
SNL staff writer Don Novello:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYQrVKYpMbk
Father Guido Sarducci IIRC.
The ZZ Top for President bit was so great…
You recall correctly.
Another dead terrorist. What a shame, I say. What a shame.
https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-tyler-anderson-campaign-text-threats/61441410
You’ll never guess who the threatening texts were sent to!
(actually, you probably won’t – it was to Trump’s opponents in the primary)
Anyhow, I thought this was pretty amusing:
Ah yes, the Marcia Brady defense.
Not his internal temperature.
The levels of carbon monoxide in his bloodstream, maybe.
More like “something” had “gone through something” those things being, respectively, a bullet and his head.
Should have kept the trial going and convicted him post mortem.
…and sent him up to Shawshank.
Redemption at Bernie’s.
Hell for Jackson Pollock is a continuous loop of Bob Ross shows.
Here’s a fun little bit on Bob Ross & is arch-nemesis WIlliam Alexander, if you haven’t heard it before.
As usual with Patton’s bits, it’s even better when really, really high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ovpLXHMSqI
I want a show where Bob Ross recreates classical masterpieces.
Happy little scream.
I want him to do guernica.
Happy little martyr
I have just found the Bob Ross channel on FuboTV. Time to relax and light one up. Happy to be home.
Gonna snoke a happy little tree?
Yep. And hopefully that tree has friends.
The cool thing about trees is that they can make their own friends. It just takes kind of a while.
And smoke it.
Snoke.
I stand by what I typed.
I saw somewheres that if you show the paintings one after the other in order painted, they show a trip up a river.
His fro is a marvel.
Shoes & Shirts Requested
https://ibb.co/G07DtRg
“They receive death threats.
They are followed home by strangers.
They are abused and derided.
They are Major League Baseball players, who can tell you all about the menacing threats that have been inflicted upon their lives since MLB and gambling companies got into bed together”
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2024/06/09/mlb-players-starting-to-fear-for-their-safety-from-gamblers/74028741007/
“Yeah, well welcome to my world.”
-Election Workers
😂
Work is just not the same without fútbol. Boo.
How does this impact the Leafs’ Cup chances in 2025? Moreover, how is this Biden’s fault?
“Y’know, WCS became the Canuckistan/NYT Pitchbot so gradually I didn’t even notice”
God has opened a window to counter that closed door – ain’t fuckshit to stop me from putting this interminable lease document away and submit to #DepressionNap
I’d be doing soooooo much better in this pool if Winnipeg would just stop with the bedshitting, for Chrissakes!
The incredible (and tiny) blues bar I went to in Tokyo had a bartender that was so friendly he gave me an empty whisky bottle to take with as a souvenir.
Upside the head?
It’s Tokyo, not Glasgow
Yes, but it’s YOU, not Mr. Rogers!
Go Al’s, and thanks for your work here Maestro.
Life as a 65 y/o trying to stay in the arena of life:
Jan – Jun, right shoulder minor aches and an occasional pop when lifting weights.
This week, hey the shoulder is back to normal.
Today, left shoulder, “not so fast”…
wow, do i feel this.
/sprains ankle reading the comment
Don’t worry. I can’t remember ever winning the AFL Footy Tipping Pool…
Because you never won it or because of early onset Alzheimer’s?
He’s like the main character in Memento but somehow butts are involved.
“Yeah, me neither.”
-Trent Green