INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at his desk, watching youtube videos of fireworks displays. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, muttering to himself.
PRODUCER: Hey man, sorry that we couldn’t find anything that worked to get those stickers off.
DJ 3000: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
PRODUCER: They’re repainting the Jimmy & The Animal studio next week, we’ll check with the painters and see if they have any tips.
DJ 3000: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
PRODUCER: Or maybe just some extra paint we can slap on top of it.
DJ 3000: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
PRODUCER: Man with an attitude like that you could be coaching the Patriots…or, uh, retired, I guess.
Several of the lights on DJ 3000’s console flash and the fireworks video that the PRODUCER is looking at is supplanted by…
PRODUCER: WHAT??? No fucking way!
DJ 3000: I KNOW, RIGHT?
A different light on DJ 3000’s console begins flashing.
DJ 3000: LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT AN INCOMING CALL, YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
PRODUCER: Sure, why not.
— —
YEAH RIGHT: Hey guys!
PRODUCER: Oh, hey! Good to see you, how’s it hanging?
YEAH RIGHT: Great, I…[peers through the screen]…hey, DJ 3000, you look different.
DJ 3000: THE STICKERS? YEAH, GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.
YEAH RIGHT: No, well, I mean, yeah, but there’s something else…[squints]
The video component of the call suddenly cuts off.
DJ 3000: OH, JEEZ, SORRY ABOUT THAT. TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
YEAH RIGHT: Can you guys still hear me?
PRODUCER: Yeah, we can hear you.
YEAH RIGHT: I was walking along the coast this morning listening to a podcast about how Britain tossed out their government on the same day that we tossed out their government and was thinking we could do “Good Riddance” as a topic.
DJ 3000: VERY COOL.
PRODUCER: Yeah, I like it. Got something to get us rolling with?
YEAH RIGHT: Absolutely. One of the granddaddies of them all.
Today’s theme is “Good Riddance”. We’re looking for songs about telling people to GO AWAY. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?80!n6o0D and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Don’t Stop” by The Stone Roses was solved by SonOfSpam. Special thanks to Yeah Right for the suggestion of this week’s topic!
Damn. Elon cut out my satellite feed there for a few minutes. I knew I’d made a powerful enemy when I made that off-hand comment about Tesla on Jalopnik six months ago.
Jalopnik still exists? Who knew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs
To the point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ufdwRMy4I&ab_channel=redheadedghost
Whenever any of the French players have the ball they would be asking themselves ‘where is Dembele’
Hockey must be a superior game because if there was a scoreless tie there’d be at least one fight because a guy wanted to get his team pumped up.
Hanson Fan is on the bench?
Mmmmmmmmbappe?
Oui.
God if Portugal loses after Ronaldo missed that gimme I’m gonna have to call my doctor about a 4-hour erection.
He probably had something on his mind which distracted him like, “I wonder if a single hair on my head is out of place?”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMVLEaIWwc
“I love a good Super soaker! Wait. Hold on…”
-Mormon teenage girls
You’re telling me there’s another Southern rock brand that celebrated leaving women behind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxQ60CHn89c&ab_channel=RamblinRecords
They just referred to a substitute as “more of a game manager,” and it’s nice to know that mediocre white quarterbacks aren’t the only athletes with that label.
They were probably referring to his role of DND Dungeon Master.
Another dude that loves leaving women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY&ab_channel=Wolfgang%27sLynyrdSkynyrd
Here’s another. I’m guessing the pilot of the plane was called Mr. Crossbreeze after that certain event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsIqEq9OFxE&ab_channel=92586tony
Who’s here for mid 70’s Canadia AM pop music? (and a bitchin’ afro to boot!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJehPcqk_5I&ab_channel=TopPop
We had joy, we had fun/we had streaking in the Sun/but the sun burned our balls/so we out on overalls!
Ah yes, takes me right back to 6th grade.
This blasphemy will not stand! Terry Jacks was a beloved legend.
Ok I learned it thusly
…streakin in the sun
But the cops had the guns
And they shot us in the buns
That French fan wearing a TMNT mask works so well in so many levels:
1 Mbappe with his face mask due to the broken nose
2 Mbappe already looks like a frog (as one of his teammates mentioned)
3 The French are referred to as frogs.
Ok, but none of those things are turtles.
reminds me of fozz requesting a song about birds when the topic was “mammals”.
Frogs, turtles, same thing.
This game is like my teenage years because it has a frustrating lack of scoring!
Not mine, because there would be a lot of own goals.
He was the shit for a hot few minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuL5jyCHOw&ab_channel=LennyKravitzVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiC7VfxJWc
This Dembele fella just might have a future in soccer.
This is how Maclean and Maclean ended their performances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_W6dF56rgk&ab_channel=MacLean%26MacLean-Topic
https://youtu.be/uJjklcMnrUw?si=riJZucDcVQiNjZIW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sg
Some folks gotta leave all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1xjl00sbao&ab_channel=AllmanBrothersonMV
RIP Mbappe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI
The Ween country album is an all-time treasure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPQznD11xU
A little too on the nose these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSvTbmaQNWQ
Should be the Biden campaign theme
Of course this belongs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBmXLABEo_k
You know, he really loved that road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3Bb4UsXhU&ab_channel=SirEJ47
Probably misses his glasses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElAi1VwPmPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6jz1hewTzA
Please do take the time to read the lyrics of this one.
On point with the theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OumXyQGOkuk
Shouldn’t we all be Blair Witching Green Day?
Found a funny:
Using my one Fourth of July wish from the skoal long cut fairy to make professional wrestling real
Fuck me. I’m late because, yes, I’m at fucking work today!
I think this song by The Cure fits the theme well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6vKLHx5yPw
Is the keyboard dude letting his late 70’s nerd flag fly by wearing a Star Trek shirt? A question that may never be answered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyoMJvWKlHE&ab_channel=PresenceRO
I would like to say goodbye to the 20 pounds and counting I have lost so far. Buddy got hurt at a job in mid-May and in the process realized that I needed to lose weight and just get my shit together.
I quit my night time job that I hated, and now just have a day job with more freedom and time. Walking at least 4 miles and day and doing some sort of supplemental fitness in cycling and weights (Jesus Christ, even yoga) I feel better and more confident than ever before.
Honesty the amount of time that I was spending on my phone was fucking me up mentally, so I decided to scale that back a lot.
For real just walk. And do physical therapy with a little middle-aged lady who is a third your weight with abs of steel.
That’s ROCKINGGGG!
Even if there’s less of you to love, good to see ya before Jest season saps your will to live!
Well done Sir
Great job! I’ve started walking to and from work and it’s making a world of difference.
Showing up consistently late has improved the company’s performance?
According to my self written performance reviews, absolutely!
Fantastic work.
The walk is what saved me.
Walk. IS. Life.
I’d totes do yoga if I had someone to go with me. I’m about as flexible as a 2×4 with the smarts to match.
Awesome job and keep putting in the work
Wow, good for you!
Alice finally gets told what’s what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8&pp=ygUodG9tIHBldHR5IGRvbid0IGNvbWUgYXJvdW5kIGhlcmUgbm8gbW9yZQ%3D%3D
If you created a combined score of “how good is the song” and “how good is the video” this should be in anyone’s top 10 of all time.
No argument here. That’s a fun topic!
Good Christ, this week. Assdick USMNT getting knocked tha FUCK OUT was only good thing that happened. Great topic, as always good Mr. Deadly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r61Xj0pHawE
Just, uh, don’t pay too much attention to the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3omtCW3AkY
Good quality hate in this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozl3L9fhKtE&pp=ygUdZmxlZXR3b29kIG1hYyBnbyB5b3VyIG93biB3YXk%3D
Fitting that I glanced up from this thread to see Ronaldo’s face on my TV.
You don’t hear this at sporting events much any more. We lost something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlTjErEDPQ
Classic.
I prefer Gary Glitter.
Weird, FBI guy at the door.
https://youtu.be/acU_m94fZM0?si=HMBnW0m3dsrQ_Kg6
Kind of a double host? Kind of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCM8IjtQ-o&pp=ygUZcG9pc29uIGRvbid0IGdvIGF3YXkgbWFkIA%3D%3D
More of a Blair Witch thing, really.
lol didn’t think anyone gave a shit about this song
soUrry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50-gOeBilc
I’m pretty sure I saw them in a beach bar in New Jersey many years ago, but I was epically drunk, as one should be in New Jersey.
I forget what eight was for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gproa6vzgws&pp=ygUXdmlvbGVudCBmZW1tZXMga2lzcyBvZmY%3D
Yeah Right better turn up soon, we are burning through his board!
He’s busy walking from Hermosa Beach to Pismo Beach.
Whether or not this id the puzzle song, it kicks ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFFtu_beQP0&pp=ygUcb2luZ28gYm9pbmdvIGdvb2RieWUgZ29vZGJ5ZQ%3D%3D
It is! One of Yeah Right’s suggestions, actually.
He’s a man of wealth and taste.
It’s like May 7, 1945 all over again
Why, was that a Friday too?
No he means that something happened that would make Stephen Miller sad. Maybe his wife is cheating on him?
You hate to see ghouls making each other sad.
Let me check…
Worse! It was a Monday!
https://youtu.be/Nwhyj0zcD7M?si=EgvQUil3Cs_8OTTq
Let’s all pour out a 40 for TWBS….
I was thinking of him actually because I went digging into an old folder (from that COVID zoom thing we did) for yeah right’s avatar and his was there too.
I was just thinking of him too. And he would be distraught if this didn’t get posted.
https://youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYWe1c3OyU
https://youtu.be/iVGEZDLrIYw?si=wKMygKpygLOSvts8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCM8IjtQ-o