CFL Beat: Week 6

I hear the rain is supposed to stop soon. This is a welcome development to me. Although we are not nearly as battered as the Caribbean and American south have been up to this point, it becomes a major pain in the ass to have to deal with rain delays for football games. I’m confident things will continue to move forward smoothly, and I will sit in my dry basement and enjoy it.

In league news this week:

  • Edmonton signed DL Shawn Oakman and LB Derrick Moncrief to their roster. Two longtime CFL vets, each with All-Star selections previously in their careers, their help is desperately needed to help right the ship for the Elks. Coming off a bye week, hopefully they’ll be able to slide into the lineup soon.
  • Winnipeg signed WR Lucky Whitehead to their practise roster, and I expect him to be in their lineup soon. Winnipeg originally signed Whitehead after his departure from the NFL and the Dallas Cowboys, and he quickly made a name for himself as a key player there due to both his pass catching and his special teams abilities, before becoming an even bigger star during his time in BC. With some notable injuries to stars Dalton Schoen and Kenny Lawler, I’m sure the Bombers are hopeful he’ll be able to get some good snaps in sooner rather than later.
  • Calgary tried to sign former Saskatchewan starting RB Jamal Morrow to a contract after suffering some RB injuries this past week, but he failed his physical with the team; having had wrist surgery back in February, he’s still recovering. At 29, he might still have a little bit of football left in him but we’ll have to wait and see.
  • Montreal DL Shawn Lemon is now suspended until his upcoming hearing with an independent arbitrator; the CFL initially suspended him indefinitely on April 24th due to evidence of gambling on CFL games back in 2021, including one he also played in; following Lemon’s appeal of the suspension, he initially retired before training camp, but elected come back and join the Alouettes and play until the independent arbitrator first made a ruling on the initial portion of the suspension last week. At any rate, it’s currently very messy, and if the rumours are indeed found to be true, then he’ll almost certainly be banned from the league for life.

Onto the games!

WEEK 5 RECAPS

Toronto 22 vs. Saskatchewan 30: Well, it looks like the Riders may actually be legit. With backup Shea Patterson starting for the very first time in the CFL due to a nagging Trevor Harris injury, the home side jumped out to an early lead before the visiting Argos battled back to tie the game. That said, the Roughriders’ D came to play, forcing five turnovers, including the game-winning pick-six by DB Marcus Sayles, and that was the difference maker in this game; when you win the turnover battle 5-0, you’re almost always in position to come out with a victory. Too bad for Toronto, who did well to neutralize former teammate AJ Ouellette, Saskatchewan’s lead rusher, while also getting a punt return TD out of return wizard Janarion Grant and getting their own RB Ka’Deem Carey to run the ball very effectively. Back to the drawing board for the Double Blue.

PICK: Toronto

RESULT: Saskatchewan

Ottawa 16 vs. Winnipeg 25: The REDBLACKS may technically be better than last year, but I’m still not sold on them being a true playoff team just yet… The Blue Bombers finally got into the win column for the first time this season thanks to a stifling defensive effort. This was definitely not the prettiest of games. Ottawa’s QB Dru Brown was knocked out of the game in the third quarter due to a very low hit to the head by Bombers DB Redha Kramdi, bringing Dustin Crum back into game action for the first time since last season… and he mostly ran for his life, not providing much offence for the REDBLACKS through the back half of the game.

PICK: Ottawa

RESULT: Winnipeg

Calgary 26 vs. Montreal 30: This was the toughest test of the season for Montreal, who were down at the half, but finished the game with 15 unanswered points to roar back and steal the win. RB Walter Fletcher had a tremendous game with 160 total yards from scrimmage and the game-winning TD, and QB Cody Fajardo had 374 passing yards to go along with 2 TDs and 2 picks. Calgary, despite losing, had some creative offensive playcalling that kept Montreal’s D on their toes for much of the game, with backup QB Tommy Stevens racking up two TDs on QB sneaks and several cool third-down plays that kept drives going.

PICK: Montreal

RESULT: Montreal

BC 44 vs. Hamilton 28: Boy, Hamilton is… not good. Like not good at all. That defence, in particular, is atrocious. The Lions walked all over them, and the final score doesn’t really do justice to just how lopsided the game really was in favour of the visitors. To wit; the Ti-Cats were down 14-0 in the first quarter after letting the Lions score two quick TDs, while failing to even pick up a first down on either of their initial drives. The secondary gave up four TDs and 383 passing yards – 321 of those in the first half. RB William Stanback did a great job of just bleeding the clock in the second half. These Tabbies have some significant work to do.

PICK: BC

RESULT: BC

BYE: Edmonton (0-4)

WEEK 6 PREVIEWS

Toronto (2-2) vs. Montreal (5-0), Thursday, July 11th, 7:30 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): The Als have already beaten the Argos once already this season, and made Cameron Dukes look especially mortal in the pocket. He’s now thrown five picks and no TDs in his last two games. The Argos have definitely regressed a fair bit; Chad Kelly, despite his massive character flaws and moral failures, is, unfortunately, a significant upgrade at quarterback for the team. Should be allowed back on the field next month? In my opinion, absolutely not. Will he be a significant spark for the team regardless? Almost undoubtedly. Montreal did not play spectacularly last week, but still found a way to come back and win – the best teams in any sport consistently find ways to do that. Still not sure we have another team on Montreal’s level just yet in the league.

PICK: Montreal

Calgary (2-2) vs. Winnipeg (1-4), Friday, July 12th, 7:30 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): Winnipeg played some dull, defensive football last week – and finally got themselves a win out of it. Compared to the high-flying offensive juggernaut of a team that fans have been used to over these past few years, I can appreciate why that feels like a disappointment. There’s a lot that this team will need to do to turn around a poor start to the season, but a win like last week’s is a step in the right direction. Calgary similarly has some kinks to work out; last week’s first half against the Alouettes was overall very strong, but the team faded as the game went on. I liked the playcalling mix there, but the offence needs to ensure they can execute more consistently.

PICK: Calgary

Saskatchewan (4-0) vs. BC (4-1), Saturday, July 13th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): This is going to be an excellent matchup – the winner will claim first place in the West. Saskatchewan had a soft schedule to start the year but last week’s win against Toronto was a solid one – they might actually be legit. Regardless, this will be the toughest test they face to date. Considering how the Lions absolutely dismantled Hamilton on the road, one has to feel good about their chances back on home turf. William Stanback ran the ball a lot to bleed the clock – I expect to see a bit more balanced attack this week as it seems unlikely that BC will be running away things early as they did last week.

PICK: BC

Ottawa (2-2) vs. Edmonton (0-4), Sunday, July 14th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): Dru Brown is in concussion protocol after last week’s errant hit but the team is hopeful that he’ll be able to go for this game. They’ll need him healthy – the Elks are winless, and overall a bad team, but offensively, they’ve at least been able to put some points on the board thus far. Perhaps some of these new defensive signings I mentioned earlier might somehow make a difference – if the Elks can’t win coming fresh off of a bye week, I expect heads to start to roll extremely soon regardless of the difficulty of replacing combo GM/HC Chris Jones in either or both roles.

PICK: Ottawa

BYE: Hamilton (0-4)

STANDINGS AND STATS

East Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Montreal 5 5 0 157 99
Toronto 4 2 2 117 123
Ottawa 4 2 2 84 113
Hamilton 5 0 5 124 169

West Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Saskatchewan 4 4 0 128 94
BC 5 4 1 147 125
Calgary 4 2 2 97 99
Winnipeg 5 1 4 99 114
Edmonton 4 0 4 98 115

Passing Yards

  1. Adams, Jr., BC – 1752
  2. Mitchell, HAM – 1671
  3. Fajardo, MTL – 1574

Passing TDs

  1. Mitchell, HAM – 11
  2. Adams, Jr., BC – 11
  3. Fajardo, MTL – 10

Rushing Yards

  1. Stanback, BC – 311
  2. Armstead, OTT – 275
  3. Carey, TOR – 269

Receiving Yards

  1. Hollins, BC – 573
  2. Philpot, MTL – 564
  3. McInnis, BC – 482

Defensive Tackles

  1. Beverette, MTL – 34
  2. Hladik, BC – 32
  3. Wilson, HAM – 31

Sacks

  1. Curtis, EDM – 3
  2. Adams, WPG – 3
  3. Barlow, HAM – 3

Interceptions

  1. Milligan, SSK – 3
  2. Houston, CGY – 2
  3. Avery, SSK – 2

Field Goals

  1. Whyte, BC – 14
  2. Castillo, WPG – 13
  3. Paredes, CGY – 13

PICK POOL

Four perfect weeks… and I wasn’t one of them. I guess I’ll have to respect Gang Green a little more moving forward.

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Rank Total Points Weekly Score Win Percentage
WCS 16 4-0 80.00%
Ballsofsteelandfury 15 4-0 75.00%
The Maestro 14 2-2 70.00%
Gumbygirl 13 4-0 65.00%
SonOfSpam 11 4-0 55.00%
Game Time Decision 11 3-1 55.00%
BC Dick 10 2-2 50.00%
Don T 10 3-1 50.00%
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem 5 0-4 25.00%

Enjoy the games, everyone.

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Horatio Cornblower

Off to see the Taxpayers tonight, a punk-band reunion show.

You can tell it’s a reunion because one of the things I’m bringing is earplugs, (tinnitus), and I guarantee I won’t be the only one.

/cut to a mosh-pit consisting of sweaty 50+ year olds bobbing their heads to the music, then panicking when an earplug falls out.

scotchnaut

Taxpayers Singer: “Are you all Taxpayers fans!”

Crowd: “WOOOO!!!”

Taxpayers Singer: “Let me hear you-LET’S ALL PAY OUR TAXES!”

Crowd: [Scattered applause and intermittent booing]

Taxpayers singer: “Here’s our latest song, ‘Fill Out Form 1080′”.

Horatio: “I remember them before they sold out and filed after the deadline.”

Redshirt

Hey, the Good Reds showed up today!

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Horatio Cornblower

I mean, they were playing a AAA team, so…

Redshirt

…a wins a win. Also, the Reds are effectively a AAAA team.

Horatio Cornblower

Still better than the Rockies.

And, remarkably, this year’s edition of the Yankees.

SonOfSpam

The Rockies may be a triple-A team, but the Yankees are a tripe-GAY team.

/writes “check and mate” in burn book

Horatio Cornblower

Man, didn’t take Spam long to forget all about Pride Month.

Probably because he’s an Angel’s fan, and pride has no meaning to those folks.

SonOfSpam

Also, Pride Month is over, so why is Lowratio still pegging you?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen that many A’s since Eli Manning engaged 5chan Gailey to hack his online report card.

(Olivia was not fooled)

SonOfSpam

“Elisha Dwayne, do NOT try and tell me you got an A in Penmanship”

(I don’t know his middle name)
(Penmanship was my guaranteed non-A in Catholic school)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ELISHA NELSON MANNING YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(Penmanship was my guaranteed non-A in Catholic school)

Yeah word around the rectory was that you specialized in D’s.

SonOfSpam

Candy ain’t free.

Wakezilla

VERNON ADAMS IS THE GOAT!

Roar Lions Roar!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Amazing comeback from Kreijikrzorikamayaminakova against Rybilinopovichazakavaya at Wimbledon this morning.

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Horatio Cornblower

I watched some of that while on an elliptical at the gym.

I guarantee you I was breathing harder than either of them, and with a higher heart rate, and it’s not because I was working harder.

ArmedandHammered

Aw man, you spoiled it.

ArmedandHammered

Billy has to use the Shining to call mom now. Shelly Duvall has passed away.

SonOfSpam

Or, Olive Oyl has joined Popeye.

Gumbygirl

Awww. She seemed very sweet, and more than a little befuddled.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is he called Lucky Whitehead because he hasn’t gotten popped?

SonOfSpam

Yes, that’s zit.

2Pack

We hit a hundred again today, 3 days running. Supposed to be like this for a couple weeks, which I am cool with because the ladies are wearing next to nuthin.

LemonJello

wearing next to nuthin

CAUSE IT’S AS HOT AS AN OVEN!

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SonOfSpam

MAMA MIA THE PASTA FAZOOL IS A-BOILING

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Horatio Cornblower

Global warming is a myth.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wait, they do rain delays in Canadian football???

These kids today are so soft…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes the delay is to give it time to turn into snow.

blaxabbath

I thought it was like a snow delay but now that we’re Fake Climate Change years later, it’s just rain.