Sexy Friday – 20240906

TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the amount to pre-auth. Now, being a dumb American I was in a pickle. The amount was CAD, and the gas was priced per litre. (1.90 for 94 octane) So to figure this all out I would have to do two (2) conversions. Instead I just picked 100 loonies which would give me almost 50 litres. And great fortune! Turns out that’s just over 13 gallons which is almost exactly what I needed to fill up. The total came to 96 loonies and change.

Survival – Brazil Edition

I would be derelict in my conscripted duties if I didn’t give a quick preview of the actual football taking place right now in Brazil! You will need Peacock (Bonus: EPL coverage) to watch this one. Don’t forget you’ll also need Netflix for the Xmas games (Bonus: Sandler’s new stand up special is great) and Amazon Prime (Bonus: Free same day, 1 day, or 2 day shipping, sometimes) for the Thursday games to get the full NFL experience.

Tonight is GB (Go Cheese) vs PHI (Go Birds). Both teams are meh and will disappoint tonight and through the season. At least one will miss the playoffs. Let’s see what gang fights break out over the coloUr green and determine which team is a bigger disappointment.

Survival – Personal Edition

You’re on your own this weekend. Just sit on your couch and watch footy, JV football, then actual football, before returning to work Monday, then more football when you get home that night.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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clint greasewood
yeah right

Only two more working days before vacation.

Fucking hell it is going to be incredible.

For the record not only am I not afraid to take a dump on a plane, it was a really proud moment.

Well not that proud.

Gumbygirl

I am so excited for you! Ireland is a blast, the friendliest, most fun people in the world.

ArmedandHammered

As long as you are not English.

blaxabbath

You love working.

yeah right

Guilty as charged.

Doktor Zymm

This was a lot of fun, see y’all tomorrow!

fleshwound_NPG

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BeefReeferLives

WOW that was quick work!

fleshwound_NPG

old image from drawplaydave

nfc north have been hatin that packer ass forever

yeah right

Strait up fucking word!

litre_cola

I heard that a lot in my teens

Doktor Zymm

I guess that was a decent showing of American sportiness

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litre_cola

TSN “Is Jalen Hurts the weakest part of the Eagles offense?”
Yes, but how does this affect the Leafs playoff run?

litre_cola

Job done. How many Eagles fans are going to get drugged and robbed tonight?

Doktor Zymm

In Philly? Or in Sao Paolo?

Gumbygirl

Eh, if I was a Brazilian gangbanger, I’d go for the Packers fans. Fat, slow, easy prey.

yeah right

Follow the cheese curds.

Easy pickings.

WCS

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Better avoid the Metro.

Doktor Zymm
BeefReeferLives

Bears fans:

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fleshwound_NPG

whole hatin ass nfc north be in sicko mode now

Doktor Zymm

Watch him be totally fine after the long week, GB seems to have one of the less malpracticy medical teams in the NFL

Recovery Whiskey

Eat shit Green Bay

WCS

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yeah right

I’m late and have so many plus ones to give!

Doktor Zymm

I guess every high school kid that got broken up with was right, Love is Dead

Gatoraids
WCS
litre_cola

Live, this melts you.

Gatoraids

got to see them in Miami with free work tickets the last tour, still sounds great and could tell he was happy to be out doing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Y2q3ap16U

litre_cola

Just so damn happy. I went solo in Vancouver. Had a brewery crawl with BeerguyRob before. Whole night was superb.

Recovery Whiskey

Bet the backup can throw a Hail Mary 50 yards. It’s the Gary Hogeboom rule

Gumbygirl

Ruh-roh.

fleshwound_NPG

uh oh

BC Dick

Unexplicably. That’s a pro-fresh-on-all word talker.

WCS

Holy piss bucket.

No more Love-in this season?

Recovery Whiskey

Thus ends the Summer of Love

WCS

he’s fine

for now.

Gumbygirl

He was eating bananas and getting his calf rolfed before the last drive. Mebbe it’s just a bad cramp.

Senor Weaselo

Is it a Munenori Kawasaki reference time? Yes!
https://youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?si=MW37u8k9WmsDQ_lp

Recovery Whiskey

Brazilian fans assume this is soccer shithousing

Recovery Whiskey

Shit. Great play