CLosing Out Septemeber 2024 Footy Cont’d

MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality.  Especially at the tippy-top…

Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN)

Maybe one watches the first quarter of this game.  But probably not.

Georgia (-1) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)

Coach DeBoer will absolutely love being a small home dog – they ain’t gots no RESPEK!! – except that it’s probably warranted.  Georgia are a machine, who already had their off week (earlier this month in Lexington).  But I’m expecting it to be a game into Q4, at least.

Illinois (+19.5) at Paedo State (7:30, NBC)

I think there’s some mild upset potential here, but it’s probably wishcastery.  Anyway, if you want to flip channels at commercial breaks of the real game.

Washington State (+6.5) at Boise State (10:00, FS1)

Tweaker Time on the Smurf Turf!  Wazzu is still unbreaten, but Boise and their shit-hot tailback pose a serious challenge to that record.  Fascinating watch.

Arizona (+9) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

Will there be a letdown, following last week’s big road win in Stillwater?  If so, Bear Down FOAR Midterms has plenty of offensive power to pull the upset, or at least make one stay awake later than we’d like.  All in all, bumper crop of Tweaker fun this week.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Redshirt

Joe Burrow says he needs to be a more vocal leader. Maybe start with this:

NSFW: Language

h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXuiqdvZ4E&pp=ygUTbWFydmluIGxld2lzIHNwZWVjaA%3D%3D

Redshirt

Wrong page. DERP!

Redshirt

(Last Night’s JV Footyball Recap – Artistic Interpretation)

Georgia vs. Alabama Room: “Oh, my God, this is the greatest game ever!” – Everyone Screaming

Cincinnati vs. Texas Tech:
“I can’t tell if this is a close competitive game or a sloppy game.” – Redshirt
“I want to fall asleep, but there are so many mistakes, I want to see how it ends.” – Dad

WCS

Question for those who put up with my late night work ramblings…

“Um… I’ve only lived here for a couple of years, so I’m not sure what county I’m in.”

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(WCS’ inner monologue, artists’ rendering)

I guess none of this is actually a question of any kind… but still!

blaxabbath

County* maybe?

BeefReeferLives
Doktor Zymm

Hehe

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Unsurprised

“I’m glad you died”

BugEyedBoo

Coral

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fightin’ Blax’s have an upset brewin’ against the (Original Flavor) Soakers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I still find it very, very amusing that Mark Robinson burned the shit out of his hand – the hand he’d be using to shake those of prospective voters – with just one month left to go until the election.

Of course, given his extensively documented taste for pornography and presumably masturbation, it’s possible that elbow bumps were going to be standard procedure from here on out anyways.

WCS
Horatio Cornblower

Clue Heywood tweeted “They call that move ‘The Stranger'”

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKQX4vTxxEA&list=FLSeuEMQg2AgEwplE9IoHJdg&index=1

Holy shit, look what I forgot I bookmarked like 13 years ago.

Foobawl isn’t the same without Marmalard.

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WCS

DJ Ugugelaealaliaglaiagiallaigalllaiaiai will be on their squadron next season, his 25th of college ball.

And he’s still got it. Check out his stat line from the FSU-#CJK5H today.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/game-center/sp-id-811d39ecf8e347999f16ab87d252bd79?ocid=msedgntphdr&cvid=9a3afe2fb90e467f87caa03a72eb4841&ei=48

12/30 222yds 2TDs 3INTs

Remember, DJ’s a CAN’T MISS FIVE STAR GOTTA HAVE RECRUIT GONNA BE A STAR

/no, I’m not still bitter he thought he was too good for WVU and went to Son of Clem instead
//how’d that work out ya shithead

2Pack

Napoli plays tonight, currently in second place.

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Mr. Ayo

Nothing like playing from behind

Horatio Cornblower

Mr. Ayo turned into Ballsofsteelandfury so gradually I didn’t even notice.

blaxabbath

I bet punters feel really respected when they get ran into and the coach just declines the penalty.

jjfozz

So I go to Saturday evening mass, to make Mrs. Fozz happy.

Yes, we went to the church I hate.

I got in the car, fired up Spotify and first song to come up: Slayer – Angel of Death. I cranked that fucker leaving the church parking lot.

blaxabbath

Why do you hate that church?

Unsurprised

I can imagine.

jjfozz

It’s too slick, too packaged, it’s as far from Catholicism, while still being Catholic, that it can possibly get. I’ve got lots of problems with Catholicism, always have. I go because it makes my wife happy. As for me, I’ve never judged what anybody believes in, or doesn’t believe in. But damn, that church is just so full of shit.

Unsurprised

I didn’t imagine that.

yeah right

My man.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Watching Arsenal pull a rabbit out of their arse seems so long ago, when in fact it was a mere 12 hours.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[rubs hands together]

Okay! Who’s ready for some Pac-12 After Dark?

blaxabbath

This won’t get interesting until the ALTITUDE comes in to play.

Horatio Cornblower

I prefer the traditional Big-10 match-up of (checks notes) Oregon vs. UCLA!?

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