MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality. Especially at the tippy-top…
Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN)
Maybe one watches the first quarter of this game. But probably not.
Georgia (-1) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)
Coach DeBoer will absolutely love being a small home dog – they ain’t gots no RESPEK!! – except that it’s probably warranted. Georgia are a machine, who already had their off week (earlier this month in Lexington). But I’m expecting it to be a game into Q4, at least.
Illinois (+19.5) at Paedo State (7:30, NBC)
I think there’s some mild upset potential here, but it’s probably wishcastery. Anyway, if you want to flip channels at commercial breaks of the real game.
Washington State (+6.5) at Boise State (10:00, FS1)
Tweaker Time on the Smurf Turf! Wazzu is still unbreaten, but Boise and their shit-hot tailback pose a serious challenge to that record. Fascinating watch.
Arizona (+9) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)
Will there be a letdown, following last week’s big road win in Stillwater? If so, Bear Down FOAR Midterms has plenty of offensive power to pull the upset, or at least make one stay awake later than we’d like. All in all, bumper crop of Tweaker fun this week.
One strategeric underthrow too many!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
What an unbelievably stupid pass by the Georgia QB.
JAWJA
nvm
Who the fuck was filming!?
Apparently a clothesline to the chest is not pass interference when Alabama does it.
Betcha they go FOAR two when they score
So I should have been watching the Bama game, I take it.
Cincinnati’s coaching strategy this quarter is next level stupid.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I
Have a date.
November 2nd.
Not just a date.
A date with the woman that I could spend the rest of my life with.
Think I shared before about being engaged in a very long term arrangement.
Her youngest daughter is going off to college and this will be our first date in 14 years?
She always said that when her girls grew up and shit got less complicated we would reset.
That is this.
Holy shit!
I have a date!
Man spends two weeks in Europe, and becomes 1988 Johnny Depp. Go figure.
Congrats!
Congrats. You’re an inspiration. One day I may try this “date” thing.
She hot?
As hot as a tailpipe that Mark Robinson was explicitly told NOT to touch.
Extremely.
Way out of my league.
Seems to be a trend ’round here.
!!
I thought of you today while in the bookstore looking for ‘Hapsburgs on the Rio Grande’
They didn’t have it, but it’s on order.
Gee, I wonder if he’ll cook for her.
cook with SEX
Fast forward to DFO Offseason 2025: ‘Wow! ‘Sunday Gravy with Yeah Right’ turned into hardcore pornography so gradually I didn’t even notice!!”
Now see that is the point.
I shared this photo with her fully knowing she LOVES filet mignon.
And here we are.
https://doorfliesopen.com/2024/07/14/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-filet-mignon-with-gorgonzola-cream-sauce/
This guy (will) get(s) it!!
You are living the dream, my darling dear!
Enjoy Buddy
Have a fantastic time!
I prefer the blue pants but this is otherwise my favorite away kit for Arizona.
“Why do you even care about this game?” is what the Dr. Mrs. would be saying if she were here BUT SHE’S NOT!
Maybe leave a safety deep. Somebody, anybody…
Shades of John Tyler
Fuck everything, I’m going deep.
PLAID BANANACAKES!
Holy shit!
Okay we have officially reached Bananacakes Plaid status.
Oh. My. God.
Bamanacakes!
woop woop woop!!!!!!!
I would very much like to see a reaction from the Saban booth, please and thank you.
The Utes relying on Zach Wilson’s little brother to guide the team to victory.
Call me crazy, but I’m not overly optimistic.
I’m being lazy as shit. Should I go see a movie? I just drove out to see a play and come back this afternoon, so I did one thing today. But just one.
THIS GAME I CALL IT THE BATTLE OF MOBILE BAY, BECAUSE A SUPPOSEDLY IMPREGNABLE ALABAMA DEFENSE IS CRUMBLING UNDER A STEADY ASSAULT.
D’oeth!
So did Georgia just forget that the first half counts too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCeC14uSv8
Would be the first time Jawja did that in an important game.
My pre-colonoscopy cocktail.
https://ibb.co/bd0sWtq
Mix, shake, & consume: it cleans the system all down the line.
Huge News: Brick is short for Brickland
That’s what the Meathook is for.
The IVth
Olive or lemon twist?
I hope it’s not pineapple flavored because that shit fucked up pineapple for me for a couple of years.
The last time I had to drink that it was a disgusting lemony flavor.
Grape was worse!
If anyone ever says you’re full of shit you can prove you aren’t!
Doesn’t say on the jug that you can’t mix it with vodka, does it?
Vodka is clear.
I cosign this comment.
“Don’t be a homo. Just risk it.”
-This has been a message of Robert F Kennedy’s FDA
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/no-bull-uconn-football-continues-home-dominance-throttles-buffalo-47-3/ar-AA1rnCF8
How about those Fightin’ Lowratios?
UConn beat Buffalo, Buffalo beat NIU, NIU beat Notre Dame, ipso facto UConn is better at football than Notre Dame.
It’s just math.
Anything to see ND get fucked over.
Ipso facto, motherfuckers!
According to TWWL, Air Force has the fourth-longest head coach at the Division I JV level at 17 seasons. That coach’s name? “Air Force Head Coach” according to the same graphic.
Wow, dream job for him!
He’s a Stealth coach.
Is he related to Major Major Major?
Oh that was a fun play!
Craig James killed five hookers at FSU it seems, too.
JV Cincy and Pair of TTs has been the football equivalent of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
This has been your update from ESPN2: The Deuce.
Logistically, getting from Stanford to Clemson and back will a lot of fun for their cross country and volleyball teams.
Supposedly they all are going to meet up in Dallas for those
lower tierogle worthyvery valuable sports.YYYYEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWWW
Just got home, I see Roll Tide is kicking the shit out of the Bulldogs. How the fuck did it happen?
Basically they scored the first three times they had the ball, and the Haitian Delights didn’t.
Thank you sir.
Jawja turned it over twice in their first two drives, Bama scored… it’s been that way since.
Alabama heard Springfield, OH was eating the dogs and they got jealous.
True tweaker fixtures over night at new-ish jorb?
If OSU QB dies on Peacock, but no one see it, does he really die?
Schoedinger’s Quarterback.
SAFETY DANCE!
Dunno when I last saw anyone blitz EIGHT
Billy Bob Thornton AND Jon Hamm (the two very bestest #BFIB supporters) in same series? ColoUr Hippo intrigued.
We can MAYBE has game??
I’m feeling it now. (immediate pickerception)
Offensive Pass Interference on BLEERGH!
Good heavens.
There’s another storm brewing too with a nonzero chance of following a similar path.
Have they tried using a sharpie to change the next storm’s path?
Nuke it!
(draws spiral over Mar-A-Lago)
Imagine how much worse God could have fucked up the South if Trump were president.
Alas.
I like that Biden didn’t help them.
I’m gonna go vote Harris.
It still feels weird seeing Cincinnati leading Texas Tech.
I don’t really care who wins this game (it’s not like a loss will affect either of their playoff chances) but I was hoping it would at least be fun to watch.
Roll Damn Tide eating those dogs like a Haitian immigrant
Back when a hot dog vendor could put his kids through college.
.
ROLL DAMN TIDE
FOAR once, I gave all y’all GOOD advice today, wrt GAMBLOR.
JD Vance gonna start reading the New York Post
Someone actually produced a nightmare fuel image of that “couch with tits” that I was joking about last night.
Probably NSFW
Of course it’s from Reddit
THIS GUY MARK ROBINSON I CALL HIM MARION BERRY BECAUSE HE IS A BLACK POLITICIAN WHO TOUCHED A HOT PIPE.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/28/north-carolina-mark-robinson-treated-burns
That was a nap fit for God. Hippo is content.
Didn’t even mention Oregon spanking the Bruins in the Rose Bowl starting at 11 Eastern.
Thanks.
Do we really need to mention that the sun rises in the East?
at least it settled in a fine location!
Classic Big 10 battle!