CLosing Out Septemeber 2024 Footy Cont’d

MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality.  Especially at the tippy-top…

Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN)

Maybe one watches the first quarter of this game.  But probably not.

Georgia (-1) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)

Coach DeBoer will absolutely love being a small home dog – they ain’t gots no RESPEK!! – except that it’s probably warranted.  Georgia are a machine, who already had their off week (earlier this month in Lexington).  But I’m expecting it to be a game into Q4, at least.

Illinois (+19.5) at Paedo State (7:30, NBC)

I think there’s some mild upset potential here, but it’s probably wishcastery.  Anyway, if you want to flip channels at commercial breaks of the real game.

Washington State (+6.5) at Boise State (10:00, FS1)

Tweaker Time on the Smurf Turf!  Wazzu is still unbreaten, but Boise and their shit-hot tailback pose a serious challenge to that record.  Fascinating watch.

Arizona (+9) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)

Will there be a letdown, following last week’s big road win in Stillwater?  If so, Bear Down FOAR Midterms has plenty of offensive power to pull the upset, or at least make one stay awake later than we’d like.  All in all, bumper crop of Tweaker fun this week.

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Redshirt

If OSU QB dies on Peacock, but no one see it, does he really die?

Mr. Ayo

SAFETY DANCE!

Redshirt

Offensive Pass Interference on BLEERGH!

Redshirt

Good heavens.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s another storm brewing too with a nonzero chance of following a similar path.

Sharkbait

Have they tried using a sharpie to change the next storm’s path?

Bogdanski

Nuke it!

Redshirt

It still feels weird seeing Cincinnati leading Texas Tech.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t really care who wins this game (it’s not like a loss will affect either of their playoff chances) but I was hoping it would at least be fun to watch.

Gumbygirl

Roll Damn Tide eating those dogs like a Haitian immigrant

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

JD Vance gonna start reading the New York Post

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someone actually produced a nightmare fuel image of that “couch with tits” that I was joking about last night.

Probably NSFW

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GUY MARK ROBINSON I CALL HIM MARION BERRY BECAUSE HE IS A BLACK POLITICIAN WHO TOUCHED A HOT PIPE.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/28/north-carolina-mark-robinson-treated-burns

SonOfSpam

Didn’t even mention Oregon spanking the Bruins in the Rose Bowl starting at 11 Eastern.

Thanks.

ballsofsteelandfury

Do we really need to mention that the sun rises in the East?

Bogdanski

Classic Big 10 battle!