MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality. Especially at the tippy-top…
Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN)
Maybe one watches the first quarter of this game. But probably not.
Georgia (-1) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC)
Coach DeBoer will absolutely love being a small home dog – they ain’t gots no RESPEK!! – except that it’s probably warranted. Georgia are a machine, who already had their off week (earlier this month in Lexington). But I’m expecting it to be a game into Q4, at least.
Illinois (+19.5) at Paedo State (7:30, NBC)
I think there’s some mild upset potential here, but it’s probably wishcastery. Anyway, if you want to flip channels at commercial breaks of the real game.
Washington State (+6.5) at Boise State (10:00, FS1)
Tweaker Time on the Smurf Turf! Wazzu is still unbreaten, but Boise and their shit-hot tailback pose a serious challenge to that record. Fascinating watch.
Arizona (+9) at Team Secular Big Love (10:15, ESPN)
Will there be a letdown, following last week’s big road win in Stillwater? If so, Bear Down FOAR Midterms has plenty of offensive power to pull the upset, or at least make one stay awake later than we’d like. All in all, bumper crop of Tweaker fun this week.
If OSU QB dies on Peacock, but no one see it, does he really die?
SAFETY DANCE!
Dunno when I last saw anyone blitz EIGHT
Billy Bob Thornton AND Jon Hamm (the two very bestest #BFIB supporters) in same series? ColoUr Hippo intrigued.
We can MAYBE has game??
I’m feeling it now. (immediate pickerception)
Offensive Pass Interference on BLEERGH!
Good heavens.
There’s another storm brewing too with a nonzero chance of following a similar path.
Have they tried using a sharpie to change the next storm’s path?
Nuke it!
It still feels weird seeing Cincinnati leading Texas Tech.
I don’t really care who wins this game (it’s not like a loss will affect either of their playoff chances) but I was hoping it would at least be fun to watch.
Roll Damn Tide eating those dogs like a Haitian immigrant
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ROLL DAMN TIDE
FOAR once, I gave all y’all GOOD advice today, wrt GAMBLOR.
JD Vance gonna start reading the New York Post
Someone actually produced a nightmare fuel image of that “couch with tits” that I was joking about last night.
Probably NSFW
THIS GUY MARK ROBINSON I CALL HIM MARION BERRY BECAUSE HE IS A BLACK POLITICIAN WHO TOUCHED A HOT PIPE.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/28/north-carolina-mark-robinson-treated-burns
That was a nap fit for God. Hippo is content.
Didn’t even mention Oregon spanking the Bruins in the Rose Bowl starting at 11 Eastern.
Thanks.
Do we really need to mention that the sun rises in the East?
at least it settled in a fine location!
Classic Big 10 battle!