Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sling’n It

We made it once again to another Friday. I’ve had another super busy work week with more audits. At least this time, it’s for a certification and there has been zero need to appear on camera for hours at a time. Though the effort gathering all the evidence still saps my energy level. I had planned on something a little more complex this week, but when it came time to mix, I just didnt have the motivation for multiple ingredients. Sifting through the library, specifically the Waldorf book, I came across a Sling. When I hear sling, I usually think of the Singapore variety. One of the oddest combinations I’ve come across. All the drink consists of is spirt, and simple syrup, with a dash of nutmeg as a garnish. Apparently these were extremely popular at the turn of the 18th century. Which makes sense given the simplicity, and the open endedness of the ingredients. It seems perfect for a long week coming to a close.

Sling

2 oz. Spirit of choice (brandy, genever, rum, whiskey, etc.) I used rye whiskey

.25 Simple syrup. 

Add spirit of choice and simple syrup to Old Fashioned glass. Stir briefly to integrate. Add a couple of large ice cubes or sphere and stir again to integrate. Garnish with some freshly grated nutmeg.

Nutmeg aroma is the strongest. I used Rye so I figured it would shine through more than it does. The nutmeg completely covers up any of the rye.

This is different, and interesting. The whiskey flavor obviously is the most dominant. But the simple syrup and the nutmeg combine add another layer to this drink, making it way more complex than it has any business being. You get the whiskey up front, but instead of the expected alcohol “burn”, you get a combination sweet and nutmeg flavor that quickly takes over. I like what is going here, to a point. It borders on slightly too sweet to my liking, though I do think the concept works. The nutmeg and the syrup add nice flavors but the 1/4 ounce is a bit too much simple syrup for me.

It finishes with a combination of the sweetness from the syrup and slight bitterness from the nutmeg. The simple syrup does leave a little bit of lingering sweetness on the palate. Not the worst, but for me personally, it contributes to being a bit too sweet for my liking. Would I make this again? I’m not sure. I think if I was going to choose whiskey or rye, probably not since I like those on their own. If I chose a different base like brandy or rum? I might give it another go.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

 

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Horatio Cornblower

Probably the best follow on the hell-site

https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1842340741072249240

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💦

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Horatio Cornblower

No lies detected.

yeah right

There’s an Irish pub in Long Beach called the Auld Dubliner and that sounded nice. Wouldn’t mind another pint or two.

Then I read a review where some dipshit said “And they serve their Guinness warm too. Just like in Ireland!”

Which brought some rage and a healthy “Horse SHIT, they do!” From me.

I’m going to believe what the Guinness Store House in St. James Gate Dublin told me in person, you silly shithead.

Not to mention that we had Guinness in Dublin, Belfast and Galloway Bay and EVERY pint was served COLD.

Read your reviews with a grain of salt is what I’m saying here.

yeah right

I also now have zero interest in frequenting the Auld Dubliner in Long Beach.

SonOfSpam

I think some English pubs serve certain beers at a less-cold temperature. Never heard that about Ireland/Guinness.

We Americans are a stupid but confident bunch.

Last edited 2 months ago by SonOfSpam
ballsofsteelandfury

Certain beers is the key word. I’ve never been in any pub in the States or otherwise that has served me Guinness other than cold.

blaxabbath

Maybe the reviewer was the Bud Ice Penguin.

Unsurprised

Any excuse to post this.

https://youtu.be/yXoILGnHnvM

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m only familiar with the Singapore variant, so interesting.

SonOfSpam

Davante just posted a pic of Edgar Allan Poe.

WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?

Maybe he’s going to seal Mark Davis inside a brick wall?

Last edited 2 months ago by SonOfSpam
BugEyedBoo

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DAVONTE!

King Hippo

Did someone reply Simpsons Did It! yet?

Senor Weaselo

No, just his heart.

King Hippo

BUT I GAVE THAT TO EXTENDED STAY TONIGHT GIRLFRIEND!

Unsurprised

Can’t give what he doesn’t have

ballsofsteelandfury

If the Ravens pull this off, they better win the Super Bowl. Otherwise, it would be a tremendous failure.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Poe money, Poe problems

BeefReeferLives

Uh, Chad, I don’t think this is a good idea….

“Former NFL stars Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson and James Harrison set to fight in exhibition MMA bout”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/04/sport/chad-johnson-james-harrison-exhibition-mma-fight-spt-intl/index.html

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

MARVIN: James Harrison is not going to die of a congenital heart defect moments before you step into the ring

OCHO: But he could.

MARVIN: But he’s not.

OCHO: But he could…

BeefReeferLives

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King Hippo

Some folk call it a Kaiser Drank but Sharky say it a Sling Drank

LemonJello

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rex Grossman always orders these with a dash of Irish Cream, which turns it into his signature drink.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(at risk of ruining the joke, I was unable to find an image of Sexy Rexy that included the word “cumslinger”)

LemonJello

Do you want us all to get pregnant? Because that’s how we all get pregnant!

Game Time Decision

I’m already showing
wait I was before seeing the picture

Unsurprised

I will make one on my next break

ballsofsteelandfury

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SonOfSpam

Second-best Snatch ever

Unsurprised

#1 being Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct?

2Pack

I’ve been waiting for the weekly drinking post to ax y’all this question.
A Saturday treat around here are the evening late ’70’s boobie (and frequently full frontal) flicks.
I have noticed that product placement of J&B scotch is very prominent in them all.
Is that stuff any good?
No longer a drinker but curious.

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ballsofsteelandfury

70s boobies flicks are great and I bet they go great with J&B.

J&B by itself? No idea but I remember seeing the advertisements you speak of when I was a kid in Mexico.

2Pack

They must have been major sponsors for the few producers back then. The flicks are just stupid fun, the ladies generally sensational and gorgeous.

2Pack

Edwige Fenece is in about two thirds of them. She’s a fav of Tarentino.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m a fan too

2Pack

Barbara Bouche was another regular.

2Pack

Seen here

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/sigh

2Pack

Also of note, they are always drinking it straight.

blaxabbath

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BugEyedBoo

I remember doing a shot of it a long time ago to see what it tasted like, and I thought it tasted like gasoline. Then again, back then I thought the epitome of flavorful distilled spirits was Wild Turkey, so…

yeah right

Not particularly. It’s a blended Scotch so there’s hardly any “Peat-y” element.

I drank it for a bit in the early ’80’s to be sophisticated because I saw it in movies too.

Spend a couple of extra bucks for a single malt.

ballsofsteelandfury

I guess it depends what kind of scotch one likes. I like Johnny Walker blended scotches because the flavour profile is more varied.

The thing with single malts is that you need to find the one you really like. They’re all different in a specific way.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

There’s also this!

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SonOfSpam

I prefer

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Horatio Cornblower

For the best of times!

yeah right

Johnny Walker is vastly superior to J&B.

BeefReeferLives

I’ve heard it’s the antidote to road rage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTuAB25sy8

Unsurprised

That was my first thought, too