Welcome friends to the Early Bird Special featuring…not bird teams. Let us know what you’re drinking and snacking on as you watch this mammoth tilt. (whatever, it’s more football and that can’t be bad) I’m having a hot chocolate/coffee thing that is heavily laden with Irish cream and of course some mini cukes!
To The Game!
Jets/Vikes:
-Rodgers will pass the 60,000 yard mark today with just 96 yards. He dealt with a swollen knee during the week but applied a poultice of virgin platypus gall bladder no doubt and now he’s ready to play. Do your homework, sheeple!
-Aaron Jones has rushed for 90+ yards in three of his four games and that total equals the entire Minny backfield’s output from last season. No wonder he was traded for.
-Darnold is scratching his 7 year itch-this is the only time he’s been 4-0 in his career and when you look where he’s been it makes all kinds of sense.
-Will JJ line up across from The Sauce? I guess if I did a wee bit of homework I could find out for sure but I think Gardiner only plays one side of the field. Addison is no slouch either so the former will be busy no matter what.
-Will the false start issue be addressed by game time? Or did Qaron just mumble, “It’s not my fault, it’s someone else’s like it always is.”
-Pay no mind to the qb’s involved but the Jets have held their last two opponents to under 75 passing yards.
-The Vikes have never lost in London.
Good Morning!
Had my usual oatmeal with some fruit and juice and coffee
Got a run in too.
Haven’t turned on the TV yet, maybe after a few chores
Ruined that earlier Oasis moment with that “Sweet Caroline” monkeyshit
I hate it when they do that.
Oh, that BUM BUM BUM wasn’t a Qaron cheer?
J-E-S-T strategery seems to be “they won’t call DPI on every single throw to JJ” as the zebras call DPI on every single throw to JJ.
Extra Time would be mighty annoying.
What about Most
…Glorious Draw?
that would be like a backdoor cover of sorts
Red Zone start takes precedence
I’m assuming Scott Muthafuckin’ Hanson will still cut to it as is warranted.
Amén.
Hey guys? JESUS still gets US!!!
am more worried about his followers
Oh, they’ll get you, especially if you turn your back for even a moment.
Rodgers noped out of that Blue Medical Tent as if there was his family there with a flu shot.
Bannered.
Hit him again.
Harder! LOWER!!
dive at those ankles
Kimo! Kimo! Kimo! Kimo!
DIDI MAO! DIDI MAO!!
Can y’all SKOL fuckers be a little less STOOPID pls
Rodgers died?
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
That’s just what THEY want you to think!
Is it early for #2ndPill? Yeah. But WHATEVA, I do what I WANT!!!
As opposed to the Browns, I actually feel bad for the Jets, or at least for Saleh. Qaaron can’t have been his choice for QB, and his homeland is also getting bombed all to shit
Yeah, but on the other hand…
VP is gonna be on Stern on Tuesday.
No way she can lose if she rides the sybian.
LET THE POISON OUT!
She’ll do it when she gets up here.
Media: “Aaron Rodgers leads the Jets on last second TD to take a 7-17 lead!”
I want this whole “dork MAGA” thing to stick harder than JD Vance’s couch cushions stick together.
And when you use twitter, you’re giving further money/influence to your enemy.
It’s a zero sum game.
These Tech Bros products are only viable in stable Western Democracies.
Elon is many things, but calling him a dork is actually quite a compliment while insulting thousands of real dorks
Trump: “On the other hand, maybe prison isn’t so bad.”
Gonna be tough. I googled this and it auto gives Dork Magazine results.
Typical of Rodgers to favor the
LizardLazard People.Lazard! I was only counting on garbage points 😁
In response to your earlier- increasing brand awareness is lower priority than pulling a fast one. In fact, brand is very very low on this. I mean, there is a name and identity and all that — but my ultimate goal, I think, is to license it.
I’d really rather not have to go fight with all these idiots. The thought is to come out hard and make them hurt; then we can negotiate a compromise settlement. You know, like Palestine.
The best way to deescalate is to escalate the fuck out of everything.
🤣🤣
You can’t lose a negotiation if you kill everyone first!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCNQVtxp-0k&ab_channel=GunsN%27Roses-Topic
Negotiating with folks you pissed off is dicey. But can be delicious 🖤
Half of these broadcast shots are men bickering on the sidelines.
All them pointy points and nary a one for Addison. May signal the end of my #rungood in Vodka league
So close to the first half hat trick
Goodness, Jets. If you’re only gonna complete 10% of your passes, might as well make every playcall a heave to the end zone.
Warner VERY POLITELY ripping Q-aron a new asshole
Looks like a pair of draws in the early Premier League window, unless Jhon Duran strikes AGAIN.
That’s good diversity-in’ ✊🏼
lot of time for Rodgers to over throw his receivers
I do not think I will ever explore Kissimmee, Florida, England ad.
When you said “kissimmee” during a Jets broadcast I thought you were talking about something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk
That’s Puerto Rico Jr.! Tell anyone Héctor sent ya, and send me an AFTER selfie at the hospital.
Can you issue us “One of teh Good Ones” certificates??
I just saw the Vikes td. I am 14 minutes behind you guys. Youtube sucks on my bedroom tv, lagging like a mofo.
I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS’S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!!
If this game gets to 30-0, Sam Darnold suggests lining up one of those plays for Aaron where everyone knows it’s a junker and let’s him “rumble” all the way in for a TD while the fans of both teams cheer for him to get his satisfaction today.
Sam Darnold has a very big heart.
Rodgers in the post-game presser, “I’m the only one who did anything for the offense today.”
Exactly 32% chance of winning in both leagues right now.
Fake polls!
Rodgers can throw many types of balls – into the ground, to the wrong team, overthrown, overthrown, uncatchable by even a god.
Vikings pillage!
Do it for Lindisfarne!!
Oof.
Still, would have been nice to see him spear Aaron’s kidney with the crown of his helmet.
I want someone to hit him so hard he remembers his family fondly.
Pip pip! Cheerio!
J-E-S-T in a spot of bother
Rough innings at the aerodrome, old chap!
Do the people of England have some sort of ingrained PTSD from hearing the Viking horn? Are the fans lining up to give the team its best looking women and anything else of value.
ok, I am loving that joyous chorus of Oasis from the supporters. WHA’ HAPPEN TO HIPPO’S RAGING CYNICISM??
hate watching Rodgers, brings out those warm joy like feelings in us all
Decided to sit Darnold and play Huntley vs the Pats-so far he’s only 1.99 points behind Special Sam.
TD Viks
H-A-M. That spells moon!
Minny has no playable tailbacks, a VERY SPECIAL quartered back, and they just went up 17-nil on a FB dive.
FLAGKAKKE ALERT!
Mooring folks:
My Lowratio League opponent this week is Boris Now, who of course started Kirk Cousins this week.
DO I LIKE THAT, HUH? DO I LIKE THAT!?
No. No I don’t.
I’m losing Math is Hard with Drake, losing Vodka with Mooney. Fuck all the things.
JJ is drinking Sauce’s milkshake
I see Rodgers is already pouting on the bench.
Huzzah!
Moring Folks.
With Field Generals like this, it’s easy to see why America hasn’t won a war in 50 years.
What are you talking about, did you not see the banner?
But seriously we won the living shit out of the first Gulf War.
14-2 is a pretty good record.
Wow, I am waaaaay behind here. I just saw the 4th and 2 play.
Way to invest in Aaron Rogers then run the ball twice.
Methinks the Jest might just leave Q-aron over there.
Rodgers would hand himself after seeing all the socialist programs.
Aaron Rogers appears to be getting impatient with the time it is taking to get in the next play call.
Looks like he’s really anxious to heave up another duck here….
Saleh had the same thought and ran it twice.
WHY OH WHY IS FUCKING STEPHEN FUCKING A IN EVERY GOD DAMN PLATFORM!1!1!1!1!
TIL that Don T died and got sent to hell but is somehow still capable of communicating with us via DFO.
Sorry about the final judgment, mi hombre. Tu no lo merecias.