TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater’s World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers.

Survival – Personal Edition

Speaking of haterade, let’s list some insults that could be lobbed on the field.

• You suck
• You stink
• Hit the shower, your game stinks
• i’m going to beat you like a drum
• Pay attention, class is in session
• I’m going to eat you up and spit out the pieces I don’t like
• Are you playing the same game as me?
• You know the game started, right?
• When are you going to start playing?
• When do the real players get here?
• Did your mama teach you how to play?
• Did your infant child teach you how to play?
• Not bad — for a monkey
• You forget your glasses?
• You forget your walker?
• You forgot how to play?
• You need a doctor?
• Shuffleboard court is over there
• Tetherball pole is over there
• Ping pong table is in the locker room
• Take a seat, the grown ups are playing now
• Bring it on
• How’s that feel? Good? Bet it doesn’t
• I can wake you up when it’s over
• Stick to losing, you’re great at it
• The good news is it’s all downhill from here
• I could tell you that you’re doing well, but I’m not a liar
• If you warned me how terrible you were, we would have spotted you some runs.

Feel free to add your own below.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!