Not that you would ever seek them out but yes, the Giants (and the equally putrid Panthers) are on bye along with the Cards and Bucs. Things are looking up!
To The Games!
Ravens/Steelers:
I hope you like your closely engaged smashmouth football first thing in the day. I can’t see either of these teams running away from the other.
Jags/Lions:
The perceptions of these teams will be amplified after time has expired. I’ll leave it to you as to which will be labeled a juggernaut and which will be called a travesty.
Rams/Pats:
LA can further contribute to the muddle that is the NFC West, where everyone is within at least two games of one another. The Rams will have to travel across your fair nation of bigots, weirdos and fascists to do it.
Browns/Saints:
Someone, somewhere is jazzed to see this tilt. To me it’s “The Non-Descript Game of the Week”.
Colts/Jets:
C’mon Indy, squash these pretenders under your boot! Believe it or not, I’ve heard more than one talking head say that that the Jets are poised to go on a run now that all the pieces are in place. I couldn’t possibly guffaw any louder.
Vikes/Titans:
For those waiting for the other Darnold ball to drop, it finally happened last week when he stunk up the joint with three INT’s. The scheduling gods tossed a favor his way by offering him a tasty bounceback game.
Raiders/Fins:
The shine is definitely off the “Young Genius” in the national media as McDaniels seemingly doesn’t have answer to the sideways drift Miami is currently experiencing. A small course correction may be ahoy as they won last week and ex-Oakland scares no one.
Packers/Bears:
Love has been intercepted 10 times already and he’s missed two and a half games. Is it regression or mis-placed aggression?
Enjoy the tilts.
Only thing more offsides than the raiders offensive line that play is Mark Davis haircut
The Deablo just tried to decapitate Devon (Achane)! Do something, Bleeeergh!
Doug Pedersen’s “falling” out of the team aircraft on the way back to Duval, right?
No one was expecting them to produce today, were they?
Williams hitting B repeatedly in Tecmo Bowl
DOINK IT!
LOL Browns
LOL Rams
Anyone want to do a Grey Cup/Bengals/Chargers post?
What are the Chargers?
I should admit that I like the Ravens and hope they kill the Steelers
Counterpoint: Nope.
Just lost the 2275 Shempions final to Schalke (2-nil). It’s nice to be royally pissed off by sommet with no stakes for a change.
Was it a forfeit? Gilket is obvs a vampire and has to keep away until someone says “Would you like to enter my multi-purpose arena space?”
Wooo the Sun God!
THESE VIKINGS D I CALL THEM NETFLIX’S VIKINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE MAKING A SETTLEMENT IN TEN’S BACKFIELD AS IF ODIN HIMSELF* DEMANDS IT
* Flores the Allfather
Flores really is one of the 5 best coaches in the League (head or otherwise).
PALO 🙂
Anthony “Jamarcus” Richardson seems to be having a good game today. Did Jim Irsay promise him a Gatorade cooler full of purple drank as a reward for completing a few passes?
Richardson is a gentler soul. Only asked Irsay to lean on any journo who uses “scattered” to describe QB play.
TEN getting smoked by the refs at home. This just in: Vikings O NEVER hold
A-Aron’s demise is just so damn good.
Tua doesn’t seem to go through his progressions as fast as he once did. I wonder why that could possibly be?
OBJ, still alive. Bully for him!
He’s one back injury away from becoming the next Antonio Brown.
Ravens Tuckered out
That’ll do Touch of Downs, that’ll do.
I am glad my money team is such garbage that I left Addison in the lineup.
my team this year is so bad barely had energy to switch Kittle out and grabbed a random waiver WR instead of just lettings akers take flex. shit year for my league to switch to FAB when this bad.
He needs to revert to form
Time to put Tucker down. He had a good run.
My dog is named Tucker and you should see the look you’re getting right now.
He knows that “come on, boy, let’s go for a car ride” trick!
Justin Tucker is washed.
His ball joint probably rattles around in the socket.
With a name like Tucker, he may not even have a ball joint.
😂
Ten’s OL, right side:
Fuck LioUns OL can pass block AND run block at an elite level. Going to be a tough out come January.
Started Tua (over Stroud) v. Blax. Hopefully the Raiduh secondary keeps my margin of defeat within 20-30.
Tua will be facing a Raiders linebacking corps that includes Divine Deablo (Diablo?). For your sake, let us hope that Tua has The Lord on his side!
My word! This King Henry fellow is quite a bit more tanned than the King Henry that I know. Apply some sunblock, dear fellow!
One of these things is not like the other.
Less porn on milf messenger
Hey, ask my wife what’s for dinner while you’re at it.
it’s highly rated. try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KU6pd6cxgw
How the hell does Zymm have Saquon and Henry, dats some good draftin.
The same was she can afford a volcano island lair, I suppose. Good investments.
Y’all let me, I couldn’t believe it either
How are the Ravens 7-3 when they’ve played like dog shit the last five games? Didn’t they lose the last two or three?
Afternoon, hoping for a brainfart-free outing from Wll Levis and going 3-0 in FF this week. Plus flying emus by 9 PM.
OOhh emus! Thats good eatin.
The Maestro furrows his brow, no mention of Le Coupe Grey!
Oh shit, he’s more than welcome to do a post!
I honestly didn’t know until my mom told me she was going to a party in Zona.
I found out yesterday when my bean sprout guy asked me for betting advice.
/yes, “bean sprout guy” is correct
Never ask you bean spout guy about beets. Boy did I find that out the hard way!
Ah, sweet RedZone Cocoon. Protect us from reality for the next 7 hours. And great work as always, scotchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4
$2 says Trump outlaws Bluesky within one week in office.
It was all fun and games when it was banning TikTok.
The fucking idiots who support censorship deserve what they get. It will always be used against you eventually.
I’ve had an account since like before duel joined. It sucked then and still sucks now.
*dril
They just now added 2FA and it’s by using email. What a joke.
I can’t believe that Jamis Winston’s celebrated return to NO wasn’t flex to the Sunday Night Game.
His southern preacher shtick is in no way irritating as hell, especially when he is defending a serial rapist.
Stroud or Darnold for QB, Stroud is on my bench, but he is playing Dallas and Darnold is against Tenn?
Dallas looks to be falling apart, maybe a whooping is on the way?
Fracking-induced earthquakes?
Fuck you Darnold. You should at least be able to handle a hand off you fucker.
Went and saw The Heretic last night. Hugh Grant should win an Oscar (not that they mean anything anymore). Really good story, I thought, did not seem anywhere near it’s run time.
Fox is really selling up the fact that the Patriots have their dream QB now…anyone but a fawkin Dawkie!
Going from Brady to Maye is like a single guy trading his Camaro in for a minivan because he got his girlfriend pregnant with twins.
At the casino with my sister to watch the Stillers. Having a Bloody Mary, it’s delicious! No doubt I will regret it later, but what the hell!
Live it up! Enjoy yourself, you definitely deserve it.
Just don’t drink it three times while looking in the mirror!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmS9Q8PjJpc
It was fucking freezing at Red Dog Alaska last week. The drive room I was working in was around -19F the whole time.
I struggle to fathom that lead and zine is worth that much. I’m nice and sick right in time for the holidays.
In the span of three weeks, I went from Shinjuku, Japan, to Appalacia for three days, then to Alaska for five, and back again to Appalacian.
I’m responsible for global warming.
Just not enough global warming in time to warm up that drive room, bummer
/Insert obligatory “Come back, zinc! Come back!” Gif
Picks today
Packers -5.5
Fins -7
Donks -1.5
Chargers -1.5
(sees pick against Bengals)
Don’t give me hope – Memes in HD
Morning Folks
Red Zone Music and Slow Cooked Korean RibsPrep lets go Sunday
65 F (18.3 C for the fraction lovers) in my apartment this morning. Might be time to throw the heat on for a couple minutes later today.
Just remember…
I thought about it last night, but I decided against it. It was chilly but not freezing.I did turn on the gas fireplace while we watched Midsomer. My cat looooooves the fireplace.
G’mornin. Gotta head to the barber then settle in for 10 hours.
Thinking of taking the Niners (v Seahawks) in Survivor. Have the Lions right now, which is a super safe pick, but could use them next week instead
Once again a questionable Amari Cooper heads to my bench, so if you have Amari Cooper on your team, go ahead and play him because he’s about to go off for 30 points.
NFL: Bengals Opponents Fined Again for Late Hits on Joe Burrow
NFL: “This is an effort to enforce player safety.”
Defense Player Making $200,000 per game: “A better chance at a win for $30,000? Sign me up!”
NFL rediscovering decreasing marginal utility
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https://youtu.be/_TA2wfoeyiA?si=NtPf-k8RwLjdTZ1u
Yeah
He’s got a point
Shouldn’t it be red and green anyway?
Been seeing a lot more blue lately. It’s no longer only “That ’70’s” holiday color scheme. Quite a few places doing a more winter themed blue and white lights.
If they’re gonna change it up then they should go for orange so people can reuse their Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations. Just put up zombie Jesus eating a turkey in October and you’re good for the year.
Flag fucking has invaded Christmas. This is the war we were warned about. The same people bitching and waging it because they and everything else is stupid.