Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh Second

Welcome BACK to Murrika’s favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting blackout drunk, and falling asleep watching good old American FITBAW!  Scotchy continues to be annoyed by non-sportsball matters, so I am stepping in.  Don’t worry, I am tired of reading my gibberish too.

Vertically Enhanced Persons (+3.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, FOX)

I should have gone with the Greendale Human Being for this banner pic, but I didn’t want to add to the day’s vomitorium count.  Speaking of vomit?  Jesus, this game.  Blessed be those who ate turkey at midday, for theirs shall be the Kingdom of Nap.  Me, on the other hand?  I just made my insta-pot chimichurri chicken (the closest I come to cooking) and sifted the cat’s shitbox.  Don’t b all jelly.

Anyway, Horse Cock Lock, fresh off his hissy fit at NOT being the designated tank driver – gets his turn in the barrel, one short week later.  They dun killed Tommy Cutlets!!  Dallas is fresh off a win, somehow, someway.  Or maybe we know the way – they’s 4-2 on the road, 0-5 in the House That Jerral Built.  I just don’t know how even these maximally-dysfuctional ‘Persons can manage to lose to this version of the VEP.  They’re not even trying anymore – which makes the first 11 weeks even sadder.  This was REALLY the best these shitdicks could do, y’all.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Beerguyrob

Just on a break from class. Why is Jessica Simpson playing the halftime show? This isn’t a Romo game.

Unsurprised

This is We Have Jessica Simpson At Home

Beerguyrob

I should point out I can’t hear anything, which seems good since… Jellyroll(?) just started.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Come on, Giants-Cowboys! You were supposed to prevent people from talking about politics over the holiday! Not leave them with no other option!”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Watching this game after the hilarity of the Bears tilt is like watching Zoolander and then following it up with In the Bedroom.

Mr. Ayo

Makes sense why he’s announcing. Gives him a valid excuse to skip two family dinners with exes.

Unsurprised

I appreciate your selection of banner images.

I have been on the road and getting ready so I just heard about the Bears. LOL.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3rd and 9, dial up a route well short of the sticks, drop it anyways, yeah, this is a Giants game all right.

scotchnaut

The Giants kicker’s nickname is “The Scottish Hammer”.

Beerguyrob

Remember when this was considered a marquee game?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tua Tagovailoa, however, does not.

Unsurprised

No

Sharkbait

This game is now part of the enhanced interrogation techniques at Guantanamo Bay.

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This implies consequence.

Redshirt

Oh, yeah. Now I remember Drew Lock.

Gatoraids

Return of the Lockpick

Beerguyrob

We’re all expecting McCarthy to get fired today, right?

Redshirt

As soon as Belichick signs on the line, McCarthy is being escorted off the property by security.

Senor Weaselo

And Eberflus.

Doktor Zymm

Jerrah seems like he would wait till Christmas

ArmedandHammered

Eve

Unsurprised

Is this his Army Hearings? But he has never had any decency.

litre_cola

Have the Cowboy D in all 4 leagues. Bet the Gints

Redshirt

Drew Lock: “Franchise” Quarterback?

Gatoraids

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Doktor Zymm

Sure, he could totally own a McDonalds some day

Doktor Zymm

Lookit that!

scotchnaut

Maybe it’s the nostalgia seeping in but the first time the turducken was wheeled out, it was something different and cool-not something you’d associate with the league usually.

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Game Time Decision

This game should end in either a 0-0 or a 2-2 tie.
/not watching any games today

Game Time Decision

normal work day for me and have playoffs for my old man’s lacrosse league in a hour or so, so, maybe will get to watch some of the late game, assuming that the “good” one*, after my game
*spoiler: it won’t be as i will be able to watch.

litre_cola

Wife’s bday going out to a far too expensive resto. My friends are taking Deci bowling…

Doktor Zymm

I guess this IS technically still football, right?

Mr. Ayo

Football-like substance is more accurate

Beerguyrob

Given how broken the machine appears to be, it’s the ice milk of football.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Meat-flavored sandwich.

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scotchnaut

I’ve counted 4 missed tackles in the last three plays.

/and the Giants haven’t even warmed up yet

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Beerguyrob

Does playing the trumpet for the anthem on national tv mean they couldn’t get someone famous or they are trying to avoid controversy?

Beerguyrob

No one spoil the National Dog Show, brought to me by Purina™️, on NBC, for me. Thanks.

BugEyedBoo

Shibu Inu didn’t win, so the fix was in.

Beerguyrob

They never show Bernese Mountain Dogs, just those whore Papillons & Standard Poodles.

litre_cola

Pug, pug, pug, pug.

Beerguyrob

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Redshirt

Sideline Reporters in the Booth? Is that legal?!

Beerguyrob

In THIS economy?!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seis leches? En esta economía!?

Beerguyrob

Exactamundo.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Remember when this was a premiere matchup? I, too, remember the late 80s/early 90s.

scotchnaut

For old folk like me it has the sheen of an important tilt.

Beerguyrob

It’s more Charlie Sheen than Martin Sheen these days.

scotchnaut

Giants celebrating Tanksgiving this year.

/here all night, etc.,