TGIF! Turkey day is done and dusted so enjoy those leftovers this weekend.

Survival – Personal Edition

Let’s finish up last week’s subject and go over a few more ways to open a bottle without an opener.

• Table Edge. Do not do this on a table with soft wood on the top and you will ruin it. Put the teeth of the cap on the edge of the table, then with a fist pound down on the top of the cap. BOOM! Open bottle.
• Spoon/Fork/Knife. Pry under the cap and slowly go around the cap. Once it starts to move make sure to push the tool higher under the cap and repeat until it pops off.
• Belt Buckle. Fit the cap into the buckle with one edge of the cap wedged against the buckle. Slowly pry it off. Make sure to refasten that belt buckle if you’re currently wearing it.
• Deadbolt Lock. Fit the cap into the lock recession in the door frame, then slowly pry it open.
• Pool Bridge. Don’t do this over the pool table, please, that’s just rude. Fit the cap into the opening on the bridge. Then slowly push down on the bottle to pry the cap off.
• Vending Machine. If it’s an older soda machine, there might be an actual bottle opener, so use that. If not, use the coin return opening by wedging the cap against the top of the opening and slowly pressing down on the bottle.

Now enjoy that bottle of beer! Or soda, we don’t kink shame here.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

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