Let’s Do It Again-Your Next NFL Open Thread

This three game window is a mixed bag as they usually are-we’ve got a banger and then… Let’s take a look.

To The Games!

Rams/Saints:

Derek Carr is a sneaky fantasy play if you’ve got him. He had 18 points or more in the two games before the bye and this Rams D gives up the 8th-most passing yards to quarterbacks. The Rams are in that most enviable and unique of positions, sitting in last place, one game out of first. Shoutout to New Orleans new coach [does a Google] Darren Rizzi who has guided his team to two straight wins.

Bucs/Panthers:

Annnd here’s the lousy, non-descript game. [takes a deep breath] Anyway, kudos to those that drafted and then sat on Bucky Irving as long as you did because he now seems to be #1 in the pecking order. Hopefully this tilt has a bit more scoring than the last time these teams met-that final score was 9-0, Bucs.

Eagles/Ravens:

Any running back looking for an extension or a new contract this next offseason owes a debt of gratitude to King Henry and especially Saquon who have both put some juice into the argument that those that play the position are not interchangeable/disposable. This is the first game featuring rb’s that both have 1,300+ yards rushing since 2012 when Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster hooked up. (phrasing?) For a clue as to how the game might unfold I’ll throw some numbers at you and you can tell me which one doesn’t belong. Eagles offense: #3. Eagles defense: #1. Ravens offense: #1. Ravens defense: #24. (though their rush D is #2)

Have at it.

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Fronkenshteen

McCaffery ded?

Fronkenshteen

Damn. Tough day gamblorin’.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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fleshwound_NPG

my dad was teaching my 4 year old the trump dance at thanksgiving so he sooo deserves this heapin helpin of good ole NaCl tonight

Mr. Ayo

LOL, wut? Fucking nerds.

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Unsurprised

It’s weird to think Carolina was ever good.

fleshwound_NPG

LOL NFC SOUTH, FEEL THE MAGIC

Gatoraids

reverse sigfreid and roy where the kitty gets its face eaten off

Gatoraids

panthers fumbled to bucks driving with 5 mins left lawl kitties

Horatio Cornblower

New is reporting that Joe Biden has reversed course and is going to pardon Hunter Biden.

I hope Biden’s with it enough to respond “Because fuck you, that’s why” when asked why he changed his mind.

BugEyedBoo

Uh oh, Biden pardoning Hunter might affect the election.

fleshwound_NPG

LOL BIDEN

fleshwound_NPG

buy salt stock NOW

Unsurprised

Poor dirty birds

Mr. Ayo

Who has two thumbs and picked the Bucs in a Survivor Pool this week?

I think you know.

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!!!!

Mr. Ayo

FUCK AND YES!!!!

Mr. Ayo

THIS MR. AYO, I CALL HIM HUNTER BIDEN BECAUSE HE JUST GOT PARDONED AT THE LAST SECOND!

Unsurprised

Meow

WCS

Sirianni gives off serious douche-bro vibes, but 24-9 on the road is impressive.

fleshwound_NPG

most philly-esque coach possible, even wanted to fight the fans, and it is somehow working

Doktor Zymm

Not all that far away on the road though, at least for this game and most division games

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Horatio Cornblower

Also at least one of those games is in Dallas.

fleshwound_NPG

GRITTY TACKLE

fleshwound_NPG

nantz is gonna cum

fleshwound_NPG

we are in the era of assholes properly running the world so of course nick sirianni is gonna get a ring, isnt he

Redshirt

The AFC North is going to be won by a Russell Wilson led team because someone cursed Justin Tucker and no one explained to the Bengals that the circles on the Zone Coverage plays mean you’re supposed to cover that entire area and not the just the spot in the middle. We are in the Darkest Darkest Timeline.

fleshwound_NPG

pennsylvania failed to assassinate the president and is gonna get rewarded with an all keystone state superb owl

Fronkenshteen

Cade Otton, you are dead to me. DEAD.

Redshirt

Okay, calm down. You starting to sound like my Prom Date.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen some get so upset about C. Otton since Jerry Jones was told he couldn’t use those letters in conjuction with the word “pickin'” anymore when referring to certain of his players who had displeased him.

Fronkenshteen

I can see Justin Tucker holding up that Jets jersey already!

Redshirt

I’m seeing Tiger Stripes in his future.

Redshirt

Okay, this isn’t funny anymore, Machines. Turn Justin’s accuracy back to normal!

Horatio Cornblower

Man, you have to consider cutting Tucker at this point and bring in someone more accurate at long range kicks.

Someone like Thomas Partey.

fleshwound_NPG

cody parkey can at least hit an upright

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Some girl named Eileen.

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Doktor Zymm

HISTORIC Yips

Gatoraids

has to have a Grammatica laying around somwhere

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Naw she ain’t here neither.

WCS

HAIL SHA’NKLOR

fleshwound_NPG

turbo washed

Redshirt

Never thought I would say this, but do you trust Tucker here if its 4th and makable?

fleshwound_NPG

every year the ravens find a new way to disappoint in january and this year they have been giving us a sneak preview all season long on how they are gonna do it

Horatio Cornblower

This year they’ll cut Tucker, another team will pick him up, and Tucker will beat them on a late 55-yard FG.

fleshwound_NPG

chiefs, because we live in hell

Horatio Cornblower

Not anymore.

fleshwound_NPG

lol jets

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Horatio Cornblower

This is actually pretty cool.

https://twitter.com/chxnluh/status/1862973798393294902

Now back to reading about hypogonadism.

Doktor Zymm

Ugh, lots of extra traffic on the drive home from the barn. Happy to be in my hammock chair!

Doktor Zymm

He had a great day, I guess he’s better when he’s gas powered!

Redshirt

That would help to explain some of the missed tackles.

Gatoraids

no sidelines laundry hamper available ?

-Najeh Davenport

Horatio Cornblower

Oh. My. GOD.

https://twitter.com/UConnFootball/status/1863331009242309075

The Cum Bowl just gets dumber and dumber and god I love it so.

Redshirt

Come on, spit it out.

Game Time Decision

Don’t keep us waiting, finish it

SonOfSpam

Justin Tucket is COOKWASHED

Fronkenshteen

Justin Tucker is COOKED.

Horatio Cornblower

So Justin Tucker is washed, right?

Redshirt

SHAN’KLOR will never be full!

Gatoraids

all tuckered out

Fronkenshteen

Looks like the Rams Saints game is stuck. Somebody whack it on the side like an old plastic television until it works right again.

fleshwound_NPG

a feature of most games featuring nfc south dreg

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Fell’s Point, Baltimore Inner Harbor

That red Arsenal flag is now missing. Where could it be?

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Horatio Cornblower

Pleased to report it is neatly folded and in a safe place, if somewhat faded.

Allegedly.

Mr. Ayo

Go Birds!

No, the other ones.

The Maestro

Afternoon, all. Finally bought my first new MacBook in fourteen years… it’s finally up and running and fully operational. Tree is decorated, laundry is done, and lessons are planned.

Nothing left to do but drink away losing to the fucking Colts.

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!

yeah right

Holy shit this is not an easy sport if you’re a fan.

10-2

SKOL motherfuckers!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well CBS gets a hat tip from me for closing out the early games in style (went from Chargers-Falcons to Patriots-Colts to Steelers-Bengals) but I think that’s enough football for me for now. Gonna go take a bath in epsom salts and read my booky-wook.

Brick Meathook

Arlington VA, Reston VA, Reston VA, London UK, Montreal, Arlington, Montreal, Ashburn VA, Torrance CA, my company logo I designed

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Game Time Decision

Which one of these photographs contain a traffic light?
-DFO testing out CAPTCHA

Brick Meathook

Are you a bot?

Mr. Ayo

So the Jets can just cut Qaaron now, right? Only seems fair.

ArmedandHammered

They can release him too if they want.

Mr. Ayo

As I said last night, there will be no more releasing!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’ll tell you the same thing my lawyers told [Palm Beach County] Judge Leonard Hanser: you’re not the boss of me!” – Robert Kraft

Gatoraids

instead of mandatory return to office they are going to implement vaccine mandates again

Brick Meathook

Charm City!

I’m flying in to Baltimore at 11 PM this Wednesday, and to get from there to DC at that hour is less than ideal. I’m looking at every single possibility, balancing cost vs convenience (and I fly first class and like creature comforts) and I might as well wait at the airport for the 6 AM train, and there are no lounges at BWI.

I’m even thinking of getting a motel room nearby and going full tWBS.

Doktor Zymm

Uber/lyft isn’t bad from bwi

Brick Meathook

$90

Doktor Zymm

Usually cheaper if you don’t book ahead

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That Bengals defender’s failure to set the edge was absolutely inexcusable. HE HAD ONE JOB.

Redshirt

Don’t be too hard on him. Seeing how the defense has played all season, I’d be shocked if any of his coaches has spent an hour collectively with him.

Doktor Zymm

This is Graham Cracker. He is trying to eat my phone.

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Mr. Ayo

He sounds tasty!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just got a new phone, do you want me to ship my old one to you and you can give it to him as a Christmas treat?

ArmedandHammered

Please let the Jags come back and win this in some miraculous manner.

ArmedandHammered

Fuck! Oh well. Need to see how the NFL and the team handle that asshole.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sure they’ll somehow make Janay Rice apologize.

fleshwound_NPG

we live in a hellish timeline. started at the turn of the century. lost all the money in 2008. got worse in the mid 2010s. became a super hell timeline in 2020…

but at THAT point, fate tossed us a nickel: the new england patriots began eating all the shit and are far from stopping

Redshirt

Okay, what offers does anyone have for me to either root for or against a team? I’m accepting all forms of currency.

ArmedandHammered

How many Big Turks to pull for the Ravens AND the Eagles?

Redshirt

Hmm… Is Donovan McNabb still available?

ArmedandHammered

maybe in a reliquary

Mr. Ayo

What will it cost to root for the Qards?

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