At the very least all the football since Thanksgiving has been eyeball worthy in one way or another. Whether you like upsets, great performances or wonky plays, football has provided. And now for the latest iteration.
To The Games!
Chargers/Falcons:
One thing about Harbaugh not leaning on Herbert earlier in the season is that the latter’s INT’s (which are usually double digits-10, 15, 10 again) are now down to just one. Atlanta has lost three of their last five but still lead their division. That’s the NFC South for you.
Steelers/Bengals:
Joe’s doing his part-could the Cincy D (aside from Hendrickson) step up for once? It’s last gasp time in Dumb Spaghetti Land. I’d like to see them muddy up the division a little. I’d also like to see Chase catch three TD’s today because that would mean that he would have half of the team’s 30, which would be insane.
Cards/Vikes:
Arizonny having a winning record this late in the season is disorienting. May as well take advantage of Kyler before the December Swoon takes hold which is coincidentally the same time as all those new games are released for the Christmas season. Minny is sitting pretty as they enter the stretch run because they have three straight home games and are 4-1 there.
Colts/Pats:
With the Texans faltering Indy has an outside chance of being a factor if they can cobble together a few wins but that’s a big ask. They’ve lost four on the road but New England has lost four at home. Does that number symmetry add up to a win? Magic 8 Ball says, “Huh?”.
Seahawks/Jets:
Woody’s Bumbling Carnival of Fools and Fact Contrarians are 1-7 over the last two months and the bleeding just won’t stop. The dysfunction is so obvious that even the hot-takers can’t think of a “what if?” scenario that would result in the Jets being competent, never mind having a winning record.
Titans/Commies:
Just three weeks ago Washington was 7-2 and the talk of the NFL. Now they’re that number of games behind Philly in the division. A timely win here and a Baltimore win (more on that in the late window, natch) would get them back in the conversation again as a serious team.
Texans/Jags:
Speaking of teams that need a leg up, Houston is 1-3 lately and looking very shakey indeed. A bad loss to the Jets, a three point loss to the Detroit Juggernauts, a thrashing of Dallas and a head-shaking 5 point L to the Titans tells you that maximum effort isn’t being expended on a weekly basis. Or is it a gameplan problem? The talent is certainly there.
Do that thing you do.
Cincy hanging around to prolong the pain. Redshirt seen searching for a high bridge.
Al Bundy jumps
Fun fact. Redshirt died in 2005 after Carson Palmer got his leg broken.
Fake news! It was when Tim Krumrie broke his leg in the Super Bowl, and I’ve been dying over and over against ever since.
Can’t see Red Shirt being able to expend that much energy to reach a high bridge, tbh…
Whatever nothing is, this team deserves less.
Geno gets his revenge and Rodgers gets put on his ass all game.
For true Jets fans, it doesn’t get any better than this. Marino could suit up for Miami and beat this piece of shit right now.
(before Week 1)
“I wish the Bengals offense would average over 30 points a game and Joe Burrow to put up amazing numbers.”
Monkey’s Paw closes two fingers
One of these days, I want AAron to yell “Stop making me look bad!” at his own teammates and the other team’s players.
Seahawks better not blow this.
LEONARD WILLIAMS REVENGE GAME!!!
NE should go for the psycho-long FG, what do they have to lose?
And they’re gonna!!
Can’t believe that pussy missed a 68-yard FG.
NAWT FAYUH!!! NAWT FAYUH!!! NO ONE UNDAHSTAHNDS OWAH PAIN!!!
That was a nice try!
Finally someone gives it a try.
Asking anything out of Dumb Spaghetti’s defense is asking far too much.
That Jailbreak Blitz play was the 2024 season all condensed into one play.
Okay! Now all we need is for the Bengals to sneak 11 fans from the stands onto the field and dress them in Bengals Defense Numbers and we have a chance.
Go for 2, Indy!
NAWT FAYUH!!! NAWT FAYUH!!! NO ONE UNDAHSTAHNDS OWAH PAIN!!!
Done and done.
They heard you baby!
“Listen, when an attorney tells me to do something, I do it.” – Robert Kraft
Hat Trick by BLEERGH on that play.
Cousins has truly returned to form.
lol Cousins
Again.
I didn’t realize the Falcons were subscribed to the ShieldAssist™ program.
used referral code KC Masterpiece
The cheque bounced
Wow! The Steelers have a punter?
“He was conjured out of thin air by… Never mind. I’ve said too much.”
-M. Tomlin
Fuck, Tomlin must have sacrificed a whole herd of goats. Birra for all tonight!
THE BUNGLES!
Or VooDoo?
Why not both?
Don’t blame voodoo on this!
C’mon, a Mass Weaken or Mass Confusion spells are obviously in his repertoire.
I HAVEN’T SEEN A DAMN COUSINS MAKE A DUMBER DECISION SINCE LUKE INVITED SALLY MAE OVER TO HIS TRAILER FOR A COLD PABST LAST WEEKEND!
Cousins with the risky throw…
Fire all the Bengals coaches!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ywuv8lJMs&pp=ygUVZXZlcnlvbmUgcHJvZmVzc2lvbmFs
“I remember when I took all the hot-takers advice. It’s worked out great!”
-W. Johnson
Walter Johnson said that?
Dingleberry SZN!
A tribute to Philip Rivers with that float.
Money Mac needs to start aiming at the right upright. He is slicing to the left BIG time.
3rd an 21? NFL BLITZ!
Hypothetical here for WCS – if you as a member of the law enforcement for your area became aware that someone, say a friend, friend, yeah, that’s the ticket, is smoking a substance that is illegal in another state, say SC and mary jane. Are you required to report them to their local law enforcement? And yes, I am stoned
Bengals Special Team did a…good?
Cousin’s pick six – so great how old things become new again
Yes, but it’s the same old Chargers.
Well, you have to have a steady baseline for comparison.
“It’s called a ‘control group’.” – resident data scientist Doktor Zymm
lol Cousins
if only Grimace Touched My Butthole was close enough for that 13-pointer (Clips D/ST) to matter
Tackle for Loss? We can still do that?!
How is that not Taunting?
It was!
“Almost crossed all the way over into stick & stones territory.” – Elisha
*giggle* throw behind booty *giggle*
THIS HOUSTON TEXANS LINEBACKER AZEEZ AL-SHAAIR I CALL HIM INIGO MONTOYA BECAUSE HE ELICITS A FENCING RESPONSE FROM HIS OPPONENTS.
oh snap
What happened to Prison Girlfriend is horrible but this is no fairy tale world.
Agreed, he should be out of the league, and that name is familiar, has he done shit like this before?
Absolutely. Even Texan fans (if such people existed) are content for the league to hand down a pretty harsh punishment.
SNOW GAME!!!!
The Houston punter is on pace to break his season high for number of punts.
In week 13.
Can’t make this shit up
Darnold has regressed again.
He progressed?
He has had some good games, today is not one of them.
Bengals are nickeling and diming themselves to Playoff Elimination.
[is so proud of them right now] – Mike Brown
Austin is going to be autistic at this rate.
Damn it. I wanted the Tits to get blanked.
That was a dime.
Make up call
Hey NFL. You want to run gambling ads all over your product? Get that Texans safety out of the league. Because how do the gamblers know that ridiculous cheap shot didn’t come with a paycheck attached? They don’t.
Prison Girlfriend not allowed to be back on the yard for the day.
Bring your soup tributes to the infirmary ward
*soap
Fellow prisoners in the commissary have abstained from urinating in the chicken noodle soup for 24 hours out of respect.
Is Noah Fant on the field? I notice he has no attempts his way. He’s fresh off IR, but they don’t activate these guys unless they’re ready to play, right?
IN-COM-PLETE!!!1!!1!!
Fat Man Enjoys RedZone With Grandson
That’s a handsome cat
I love the crazy, bloodthirsty fucker!
He has the focus of a hunter that would eat the slowest players
Steelers just flippity-flopped themselves a Personal Foul penalty
It’s not a real fight until the Columbus PD pepper spray the players.
Prison Girlfriend got killed.
Muslims? vs. Aryans?
Suspend Al-Shaair for the remainder of the season. No excuse for that.
He was on Epstein Island?
FAT(ish)SIX
Big guy TD!
Rodgers pick six!!! Fatman TD!