Your First NFL Football Open Thread

Welcome back to that thing we do on a regular basis. Let’s dive straight in.

To The Games!

Jags/Titans:

The Mac Jones Experience begins! Is it just me or do the Jags seem like they should be an NFC team? I should note that this tilt is of interest to only mock draft junkies and who cares about them?

Jets/Fins:

Forty-one year old Qaron has already tossed eight INT’s. He’s had 11 seasons whereby he’s thrown less than that. The writing is on the reinforced quonset hut in northern Idaho that he no doubt has filled with MRE’s. The North Koreans will invade any time now.

Falcons/Vikes:

Atlanta is now sponsored by Tom Petty’s “Free Falling”. I was a fool to choose them as my sneaky good squadoo. In other hot takes, I think that this version on Minny is real-not the fake good one that fell to the Giants in the playoffs a few years ago.

Panthers/Eagles:

Carolina isn’t quite the pushover they were earlier in the season that’ll not likely mean anything here. Philly has things figured out until they’re in a tight spot and Siriani mucks it up. The chants of “Saquon For MVP!” are growing louder…

Browns/Steelers:

Josh Allen aside, Winston is the most fun qb to watch because of his penchant for throwing downfield. Here’s hoping that racks up 4 TD’s and limits his pick sixes to two or less.

Raiders/Bucs:

Damn, this window sucks but what can you do when there are six teams on bye? Spread out the byes more? That would be silly. Them Raiders have lost 10 of 12 games and their two wins were by three and four points. Yeesh! Baker’s Redemption Tour is back on track-he’s won two straight courtesy of a forgiving schedule.

Have at it.