Drop your droppings here. Whatever you choose to do on this day, have fun doing it. I love you all.
(I’ll toss something together shortly)
Merry Football Christmas! Some Sort of Open Thread
Drop your droppings here. Whatever you choose to do on this day, have fun doing it. I love you all.
(I’ll toss something together shortly)
Saquon successfully passed IR Follows to Pacheco
Motherfucker
At what point is a team just going to stop trying to win against Kansas City and just go full Bounty Bowl on them?
I don’t know why any team bothers attempting third downs against Kansas City.
I’m not suggesting it’s getting tired and old to hear, but Stillers radio has made us listeners more aware the home team is undefeated on Christmas Day (2-0 wow) than Jerome Bettis being a Detroit native.
Well, luckily that will end today
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DC Morning – SNL
The TSN simulcast is actually enjoyable, because there is no picture flutter. I can see the refs helping the Chiefs in clear 1080p.
You’d be able to see that if you were listening on the radio.
The game thread is up and glorious in its lateness.
Lucky motherfucking sumbitches.
I knew the footballs were remote controlled!
Netflix sucks.
This seems like a huge mistake on my part, which is already saying something.
oh well. I am getting Thai for lunch and that’s my day
That’s a real Christmas miracle.
Chekhov’s Missed XP?
And they show the stupid fucking celebration in slo-mo after it costs the team a point! We really are the dumbest fucking country on the planet.
Jesse Watters suggested Elon is doing such a great job, the latter should run for President.
The former also has repeatedly said his favorite document is the US Constitution.
Don’t worry, Trump will veto the Constitution on Day 3.
We seriously should feed this goofiness. Have him sink millions into a Constitutional amendment. Trump will go apeshit with fury.
Trump will fire Musk by May. Then who knows what happens after that.
Musk is an illegal immigrant. Deport his ass.
HAIL SHANK’LOR ON THIS BLESSED DAY
Did I just see a bunch of fat chicks advertising donut-flavoured soap?
“Cookie”-flavored soap. Yes.
Referee: “Unsportsmanlike Conduct, Kansas City, #1, 15 Yard Penalty” (beeper buzzes) “What? Really? Uh, Palpably Unfair Act, Head Referee. I am disqualified from the game.?”
Nailed it!
Two timeouts in four minutes? Huh.
I think the next thing is to have helmet cams for all the players, so you can see their POV as they run the plays.
Also get a first person view of getting CTE without the brain pudding!
The CTE costs extra
The next step after is to show the POV as the CTE is formed
That’s a pretty damn good looking picture on Netflix.
Much better than the Tyson fight fiasco.
REALLY SWELL of the Yinzers to lie down and let the Chefs tickle their bellies from the jump.
Option A: Root for Steelers, as a Kansas City loss will mean they play to win Week 18 and a Steelers win and a Ravens loss could backdoor the Steelers clinching Week 18 and resting their starters against Bengals.
Option B: Recognizing that I’m the Bad Luck Guy, I can weaponize the curse and root for the Chiefs. I’ll be able to root for a winner, the Clubhouse doesn’t really have a villain, and lets be honest, its kind of refreshing playing the Heel.
Option C: Rooting for Gravity. If I can’t have happiness, I can root for Gravity, strap myself down to something bolted down to the ground and sit back and watch the world slowly end as everyone floats into space and enjoy the sweat release of death as the Earth’s atmosphere leaves the planet leaving Earth as another dead rock floating in space.
Any suggestions about which choice?
Yes
Wow, Mariah looking good.
I do find it hilarious the NFL just shat all over the NBA’s Christmas Day inanity.
A football guy on the radio yesterday said something along the lines of, “Xmas sports was defined by the NBA and now we’re killing them in the ratings. HA!”
Went by it looking for football and was so confused
We had one of those bb guns that look like a real Winchester.
Dad got to choose what we would have for Christmas Dinner: TACO WEDNESDAY!
To be fair, after getting shafted out of a hotel room and forced to give birth in a stable surrounded by complete strangers who randomly showed up bearing gifts and a drum, odds are Joseph and Mary would take the next day easy by getting a takeout order of tacos and watching football.
Taco Bell Chicken nuggets are surprisingly good
/my sons get gag gifts for each other
//two hours later
Me: “What’s the matter son, you’ve barely touched your black dildo!”
It best be gently used.
Kay Adams, showing Hippo some Xmas shoulder. God bless her.
The rib roast is in the smoker set for rare/med rare. I made Welsh Rarebit from scratch last night for bacon, tomato, and toasted English muffins which we pour the rarebit over. Plenty left over rarebit for the asparagus to be glammed up ar dinner, with yorkshire pudding. And caramel apple tartlets for dessert.
Merry Christmas to all!
Yummy!
Can I come over?
So one of our Christmas traditions is to make bread in the bread maker gizmo so it’s ready when we get up Christmas morning.
Here’s this year’s bread
I don’t think that I put enough water in so it didn’t work. Like at all. There’s still flour all through the “loaf”.
We’ve had a few times where the bread didn’t rise as much as it should but nothing like this.
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate and happy feativus to everyone else. Or happy Wednesday depending on where in the world you are.
I was hoping that was powdered sugar and it was apple streudel bread or something, oh well. Maybe mash it up with some more water and toss it back in the gizmo?
It could be cocaine…
Xmas cocaine is the best cocaine.
There’s no fixing it, it’s done at the bottom but raw or just flour in other parts
A Very Sam Darnold Breadmaker Experience
Here’s your
breadsign.Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
https://youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?si=R7VBDGsnH4fdG5ja
My son just got Mrs. Horatio and I airline tickets to Key West for Xmas. We must have done something right.
Weird that they’re one way though.
For Xmas this year I get to be Mike Tomlin 🤣
Offensive Coordinator? Fine. My offensive philosophy is to give Zac Taylor a broken headset and let Joe Burrow call the plays on the field. I’m also willing to take a paycut to help fund a Scouting Department.
Great. I’m a kicker.
/ Kicks rock
Better than being the mascot like me
Jags mascot for me-one wonders if there’s a lower form of existence.
All the meth and Florida skanks your heart could potentially desire!
Pittsburgh groundskeeper?
I’m going to get Baned!
Stick ’em punt – Dolphins @ Steelers MNF
Do it!
Happy football day to all of you.
Love how my parents insist I eat something, yet *every* time I approach the kitchen, I’m told to stay out to keep from getting in the way.
Happy festive day!
Gonna have a breakfast tea and biscuits then starting the 3 day cook for the mother sauce. Lasagne on Saturday when we gather the tribe.
Today I’ll be baking brined and breaded pork chops with gratin potatoes. Using a lovely aged gouda in the potatoes. Should be lovely.
Got a bottle of to shelf pinot noir too.
I’m flying to Chicago today and have some Detroit Pizza waiting for me in the freezer, but might make borcht tomorrow. I’ve gotten close to my grandmother’s for the broth at least
I was thinking about trying Erwtensoep for New Year’s. I’ve got a ham bone and some sausage and split peas are practically free.
Maybe some crusty bread?
Sounds good, give it a go for sure!
I completed an evening / late evening party doubleheader yesterday (a blast and WOOOOO, respectively). Will also have another today, starting about the 1st pregame show 😶.
Yes, I am proud of myself for socializing, senkyooverymoosh. And also have been planting the seed to going Full Reclusin’ for 2024 Playoffs (Don’t Bother Calling)©️
I see no problem with going full recluse all the time, so much easier.
Happy Jesus Birthday
Be safe today; don’t call me at work.
911, which family member is hitting which family member?
Also, how many weapons are being used by each person?
Are any people on fire or just the pets?
How many were caught in the splash radius as the turkey was drunkenly dropped into the fryer.
Caller: “Help, my nephew just stabbed my brother!”
WCS 911: “Did your brother vote for Trump?”
Caller: “Why yes he did?”
WCS 911: “Sorry, can’t help you.”
Caller: “Why not?”
WCS 911: “Budget cutbacks from Co-President Musk. Best I can offer you is directions to the nearest Walgreens and a Discount Code for a Trump Bible.”
Caller: “WHAT KIND OF… How much off is the discount?”
WCS 911: “There is no discount. Its only a Discount Code.”
Caller: “WHO OFFERS A DISCOUNT CODE THAT DOESN’T DISCOUNT THE PRICE?!”
WCS 911: “Ask the guy bleeding out. He’s the one who voted for him.”
click
“Protocol states I offer you thoughts and prayers. Also, only snowflakes and libtards ask for help, betacuck.”
¡Feliz Navidad! (🎶pa papa paaa🎶) & Happy Hannukah (🎶pa papa paaa🎶) too.
Merry Christmas, and to my Imaginary Globalist Pals? Happy Wednesday.
It truly is time to celebrate an event that happened near Passover.
Does making teams work on Christmad mean Goodell is an unreformed Scrooge that will be killed by the ghost of NFL future? I think Tank Dell is Tiny Tim because he is both tiny and has crutches, so hopefully he’ll get lots of toys and a turkey
I assume that both Tank Dell and Lowratio are getting quail and being told its turkey
Merry Christmas to my favoUrite imaginary people.
I’m up at the crack of 10:00 am today. I do love being an empty-nester.
I was up until 1 a.m. drinking with a woman who claims to have introduced Marky Mark and Jeremy Piven to each other (making her responsible for the existence of Entourage) and I’m headed to a Korean church service in two hours. This is going to be a day.
Will there be Bulgogi?
That’s a weird way to spell “throwing up in church,” but I’ll still go with ‘yes’
Actually, maybe. I think we might head to Koreatown after church for some kind of meal.