Twelve DFO bucks is all I have left. Well, that and my dignity. Wait…
To The Games!
Panthers/Falcons:
Carolina was briefly putting some points on the board but they’ve gone back to their tried and true ways and have scored but 13 the last two weeks so up-and-down Atlanta should roll. Should.
Commies/Cowboys:
Washington has a wildcard in the bag and Dallas is playing for what they call ‘pride’ but if you’re a Cowboy that bus left the station a long time ago.
Bears/Packers:
Green Bay wins while Chicago fans yell for the head of GM Poles. They’ll not get it.
Texans/Titans:
If Houston is playing their starters they should get them the hell out of there right quick.
Jags/Colts:
Jockeying for the draft is the only thing going on here.
Giants/Eagles:
Tanner McKee and his worthy charges are going to tear the Giants a new one. Just kidding, New York will win and slip to eighth in the draft like the silly monkeys they are.
Saints/Bucs:
Evans needs less than a 100 yards to get to 1,000 for the 22nd season in a row. (not good at math) Hope he gets there-you don’t hear too much about him or maybe I’ve just forgotten.
Have at it.
Turned my Thanksgiving turkey carcass stock into soup this afternoon. Bought and roasted one of those boneless turkey breasts to dice up and add to it. Ended up with a creamy turkey with wild rice concoction. Veggie lineup: celery, carrots, onions, Great Northern beans, riced cauliflower, and corn. Whole house smells like thyme. They cancelled school an hour ago for the inbound snow. Noice. Winter isn’t so bad before football ends.
This slate of games is far better than I made it out to be. Apologies.
Apology accepted, but…
its official, bye falolcons and penix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ywnLQywz74
Panthers/Falcons is riveting. Back and forth slugging between lightweights is still a thing.
‘Aints making it meaningless, tho
Wee Bryce with the performance Hippo needed LAST WEEK
BASTARD!
That game is what happens when I play offense only on Madden
Lulz
Red Zone Guy right now:
He used his wizard* powers to entertain us, despite the minimal stakes.
*he’s a fellow honky, so is wizardry nae voodoo
Da Bears
Watching Red Zone when they go to quad screen format with 4 games being announced together is sensory overload.
So does this end on a doink or a double doink?
YOU’RE DRIVING ME BECAUSE I’VE HAD A FEW BEERS ALREADY AND YOU’RE FUCKING SOBER!
I am a horrible father.
Seems more like teaching important situational decision-making skills to me.
Yeah, much better than saying “watch this” and getting in the car.
Recent announcement from Baltimore CIty Mayor’s Office:
“All residents, please do not try and fire bullets at the snow. It will not impact its effect on city streets. Also, please consider putting blankets outside your hovel so the rats have someplace to stay warm.”
jjfozz: “Good thing I’ve got my flamethrower!”
This happens to me every fucking year at Christmas.
I enter the holiday saying, “I’m going to enjoy it all. the carols. the decorations. even the fucking dumb tv ads.”
and then it’s over and I say, “Damn. I really didn’t enjoy it all.”
As an added bonus, first Xmas without my father.
Luckily, grain alcohol makes it all okay.
Nembutal…numbs it all…but I prefer…ALCOHOL!
Godfuckingdammit
The number of Bears DBs with their mouth guards not in would seem to be inversely correlated to their football IQ and/or ability.
I’ve always found this so funny, because is youth football we constantly preach to keep your mouthpiece in, cause you can get penalized. Then these little fucks watch pro football and tell us, “Well [INSERT NAME] doesn’t wear one.”
Not like they need them; they don’t hit anything.
And the Bears defense remains ass.
Speaking of gangs . . .
Mean Street Posse the early days
Malik Willis, pride of Liberty
I chatted with that guy after a Groundlings show once; I remember that because he has the same name as a guy I went to college with.
Wow, two guys named Emu?
Would not have expected that.
Don’t be silly. It’s Doug.
Marcus Mariota is still in the league?!
and alive with pleasure
Is he ribbed?
Found a questionable stream to watch the end of Bears-Packers in case it goes plaid
THIS GUY BFC, I CALL HIM THE WHIZZINATOR BECAUSE HE’S COMFORTABLE WITH QUESTIONABLE STREAMS!
THIS SUNDAY LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT RUSSIA SENDING OLD SOVIET TANKS TO UKRAINE BECAUSE A BUNCH OF TANKS ARE STUPIDLY BEING SENT TO DIE
If you listen to a Louis Prima song and your spirits are not immediately uplifted, you are dead.
Is that a threat?
An observation. I mean, he is Sicilian so I’m obligated to kill anyone who doesn’t like him.
Who’s Louis Prima??
/ducks
//enters witness protection
Too late . . .
He sang while makinga the besta meatballa-you donna know dat?
I love Louis Prima for what it’s worth.
HOLY CATS, mother of all Fat Guy TDs!
It’s 2025, sir. It’s called a ThiccSix now.
This is gold
Last night in the Ravens game we had the mother of all fat guys interceptions
buffalo went from kissing titties to magic mike
Scott Hanson started playing out the “with a Draw” scenarios. Again, ah feel seen. And Greatest Living American, in case y’all needed confirmation.