It really doesn’t get much better than this. That it comes from the NFC North is a question that football historians will debate even two weeks from now. I remember way back in the day when the one win Giants and Niners met on a Sunday(?) night in 1990. This clash is right up there.
To The Game!
Vikes/Lions
-The loser is the most ridiculously powerful #5 seed that has ever been and going on the road wouldn’t be an impediment to success. (feel free to correct me)
-There was a look-a-like Dan Campbell Contest. Several entrants suffered knee-related injuries.
-Can I say anything more about Goff? He’s flinging it at a 77% rate. Deniers will go the “Dome” route but I’m in the “right time, perfect place” camp. It’s the offense running on all cylinders because he makes the perfect pass every time.
-This is going to be fascinating-Gibbs has gone nuts (thanks fantasy champeenship!) but the Vikes D is holding teams to 88 yards per game. OC Ben Johnson doesn’t turn away from the rush that easily if stymied so we’re going to see a chess game.
-Lions linebacker might be back from the walking wounded squadoo but from what I’ve seen of Alex Anzalone..yeah, he’s a tackling machine for runners up the middle but that guy is slow tracking tight ends or rb’s out of the backfield.
-The Lions have won four straight vs their Minny opponents for the first time in a while.
-My sneaky game-breaker tonight? He goes by the name of Jalen Nailor. He’s a #2 wr in the making that is 4th in the pecking order behind JJ, Addison and Hockey. He’ll only get, at most, four looks but if they’re at the right time he’ll do damage.
Enjoy.
one more gibbsdown and he’ll tie the polk high record
It’s over, On to Rammit!
That should be easy pickins. Just hope the Commies can spring an upset, I’d like to see both these fuckadoos in the NFC Title match.
We almost had a moment of lionsenschiesse right there.
It’s coming. I’m guessing the divisionals. Maybe the conference championship.
Yeah, Campbell’s a lot of fun to watch, but he’s absolutely going to fuck up at the worst possible time.
Which, let’s face it, is going to be late in the Super Bowl against KC.
Man, they have a READ on those flat routes. Maybe no call no more?
“Jared Goff is not just a star, but a superstar in this league…because he can do a play action, dump off pass, to the RB.”
– Cris Collinsworth’s CTE.
They don’t make superstars the way they used to…
I just hope that Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen have been taking notes.
almost immediately throws a dumb pick 6
*immediately almost
almost right
Mrs Cola just asked if he was on drugs with that comment.
I mean, Mormonism is kind of an opiate?
y aren’t SUITS gud enuff 4 CHI****????
These guys in Suits?
The most unrealistic thing about that scene is all the ketchup on that table
The way they ushered the Japanese actress who just won off before she could really speak you’d think Bill Parcells was producing this show.
I feel like I missed something watching Telemundo
No 4th down points for you right meow
DAAAAWWWWWW!!!!
Disney really skimped on the FX for Mufasa.
refs iced the kicker because they are tired of minnys bullshit tonight
THE SPIRIT OF BLAIR WALSH COMPELLS YOU
Nailed It!
— B Walsh
SHAN’KHLOR has become displeased with the Vikings. “That’s enough fucking field goals for tonight,” she said.
I didn’t know Fabio had a son?
Start time for every Wild Card game in 500’s history
2011: Saturday 3:30
2012: Saturday 3:30
2015: Saturday 3:30
2016: Saturday 3:30
2018: Saturday 3:30
2019: Saturday 3:30
2023: Saturday 3:30
2024: Saturday 3:30
They’ve been in a lot of wildcard games for an imaginary team!
Remind us to pay attention tomorrow!
The way O’Connell is mathing tonight the Vikes will scoe a TD and then kick the xtra point
Speaking of Golden Globes, Salma Hayek is on stage.
Hayek is either hammered or not paying any attention.
It could be both.
Are the girls out?
Not so much.
The string of emeralds she’s got around her neck was pretty damn impressive however. Probably real too; I believe she married some European billionaire.
They are all wearing real jewelry. The difference is, hers isn’t borrowed.
Hmmm, this Rinvoq relieves my ulcerative colitis, but it also causes blood cancer in lab rats…
Does it cause highness in humans?
detroit give up fg points because they are, unlike most teams, usually good at it
Buster got it over the D line that time
Fuck dem kicks
The angry gym teacher. Brave gym teacher. Brave enough to TRUST TEH MATHS.
USA! USA! USA!
Suck it Finland!
finland literally translates to “land where it’s over” ppl forget that
Nah, it’s just the way drunk scandanavians say ‘fenland’ because the place is full of swamps.
*This is actually true, mostly
Sounds like a land of contrasts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSbJkU9Lmw
“Hey my kid says this Darnold fella can ball. See if we can make an offer after the playoffs” – Woody Johnson
How much derp did Darnold derp when Darnold did derp derp?
There were only two teams in the NFL this year with winning records that did not make the playoffs: Seattle (10-7) and Cincy (9-8)
Everyone else had a losing record and, rightfully, missed the tournament.
HOX WERE ROBBED!
GE-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kraken will make it right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Their odds are slimmer than the Bungles were this morning.
Dipping into the Golden Globes between Darnold Derps, (fuck yeah alliteration!), and it seems Rachel Bresnahan was on her high school wrestling team, and I’d let her pin me, if you know what I mean!*
*I mean I’m kind of frail, not very good at wrestling, and that she’d probably just drop me on my head before I could even get into a defensive stance.
no wonder she has such nice shoulders!
yep
I’d have a hard time wrestling her in my singlet with an awkward erection.
/trying to get into position while tearfully apologizing
Isn’t that just describing everyday sex?
It’s usually Lowratio that’s crying.
pundits: 2024 nfc north the best division ever
nfc north, january: lol nope
bears: huh?
I kinda think that any division named best ever should have all teams over .500, otherwise it’s just the best fraction of a division ever
It seems to be a race to plaid between these two teams.
4D 6G Hyperplaid
This batch of guys pulled of the streets of Detroit are pretty good, but they’ve gotta be pissed about being on the field the entire game
They should be pissed about the hideous uniforms they have to wear.
It’s more time on camera in those unis
theyre used to being put in hard situations
My son just told me he lost his FF championship game because h started the Chiefs defense.
a). What kind of deranged league has a championship that includes Week 18? Week 17 is pushing it.
$). Who starts a defense that has nothing to play for and benched half their starters? That one’s easy: my kid, who pays no attention to sports but still got his team to the championship game, because FF is a lie.
Default ESPN random strangers league had their finals on week 18 last year IIRC.
I found a picture of Sam Darnold from when he was a child:
This is a very silly game
It appears the touch of downs is contagious.
RFK jr has been saying that.
THE MOST SEX CANNONY ARM PUNT
That pass was so perplexing that the Spanish-language announcer just broke into English to say “Can someone explain that to me?”
¿cómo se dice “th fuck”?
O’Connell cannot win the testosterone battle against Campbell. Kick it, man!
Another very special down in the red zone.
STOP. GIVING. UP. POINTS.
– Joe Burrow to his team’s defense, repeatedly
Math is hard in Minnesota.
Vikes gonna go for it? Lol
How does Darnold Derp?
Derpily!
Let me count the ways.
ANNOUNCER: You could drive a truck through that hole…
BRITT REID: [attempts to do so]
Offsetting grounding no calls
I have no expectations that WAS will win a playoff game, but I think they have a shot with this matchup and it would be glorious for them to get their first playoff win in 19 years so soon after shaking off Snyder
Mark Davis, glaring daggers at the haircut of the dude on the left (artist’s conception):
Let’s have the studio show live on the field at halftime SO THEY CAN ALL SHOUT INTO THEIR MICROPHONES FOR NO GODDAMMED REASON
if vikes didnt foolishly go for it earlier they would be leading 9-7 right now
Or not because the Lions wouldn’t have started that drive way back by their own goal line and it all could have played out differently
Chaos is a ladder….
“Don’t talk to me about ladders…” – Lowratio, trapped for the night in his sleepin’ pit
At least he has a typewriter down there so he can work on his minifesto
He is still angling for more of his onlyfans 50 year old shower scenes
Lowratio’s Minifesto is going to be my FF team name next year.
When we redid the kitchen he got a spot upstairs for the colder months, right next to the vacuum cleaner.
And a butterfly. In conclusion, Chaos is a land of contrasts!
I thought it was a land of chaos.
I thought it was a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0
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vikings: foolish? you havent seen anything yet! *kick goes out of bounds*
I want this game to end in a tie.
Simply for the chaos.
Lions have the tiebreaker, so not super chaotic but definitely way more awesome
“….bruh….”
Brocky at about 3:07 PM earlier today
Man, EVERYONE is #FullDarnold tonight
Is it Jan 21 already.