Two Feel Good Stories-Who Ya Got? An Open Thread

Jayden Daniels has that “Wiser than his years” look that Mahomes had back in the day but methinks they’re simply overmatched here vs a team of destiny. Let’s take a look.

To The Game!

Commies/Lions:

-I think that Washington needs to get to 40 points to have a chance here but they’ll fall a bit short.

-Prediction: On Detroit’s opening drive they’re going to shove the running game down the Commies throat and there’s nothing the latter will be able to do about it because they are middling vs the run.

-Another thing that Washington needs to do is keep their punter off the field. The good news? They’ve done this three times this year.

-Although Gibbs could have driven this team all the way through the playoffs, the addition of Montgomery makes the Lions’ offense all that more powerful.

-These two teams are the only ones in the league that have scored points on more than 50% of their drives this year.

-For you few Washington fans-not too bad for a re-tooling year, huh?

-This Might Come in Handy: Daniels and Co. have converted nearly 90% of their 4th down chances. Take that, Campbell!

-Random Symmetrical Stats Alert: The Lions led the league in yards after the catch and the Commies were the very best at allowing the least of same.

-The O/U of 55.5 is the highest set since the Bucs/Chiefs Super Bowl.

Gimme some of those sweet, sweet comments.

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LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR has had enough of the scoring for tonight.

Beerguyrob

SHOULDN’T HAVE RESTED THEIR STARTERS WEEK 18!1!!1!

Doktor Zymm

Oh I just remembered how much Dan Snyder is probably seething right now! EXTRA HOORAY!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can we get a live look-in on that asshole?

LemonJello

Here you go:

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Gatoraids

Rumpelstilstkin plays on

blaxabbath

LA while still on fire vs WAShington Back To Its Glory

Coastal elitist bowl.

LemonJello

This could be the best thing to happen to Washington this week!

Brick Meathook

DETROIT: The Crushingnessity

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Game blouses

Beerguyrob

TikTok update:

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clint greasewood

Good thing is Aiden Hutchinson can go back to his normal HGH cycle.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ertz displayed such great hands there that Robert Kraft is currently making calls to inquire whether he happens to have a sister.

Unsurprised

That’s not a dealbreaker …

Brick Meathook

There’s tramp stamps and then there’s this:

https://ibb.co/PWNqrc8

fleshwound_NPG

still less cringe than brandi love

ballsofsteelandfury

What’s the deal with Brandi Love?

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maga

Unsurprised

So are at least half of them, particularly the more famous and successful ones.

Unsurprised

I mentioned it before, but I also think there’s some pre-Reagan Rockefeller Republicanism there of lower taxes, fewer regulations, and no slobbering devotion to the evangelicals (except for Israel and the doomsday cultist thing).

ballsofsteelandfury

Ah!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that a swastika or a stonecutters tattoo?

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no homers club

Unsurprised

I know that’s supposed to be Celtic, but it feels kinda … German.

Redshirt

That’s odd, the Detroit Lions started the 2024 season like Robocop but ended the season like Alex Murphy.

LemonJello

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Lions may believe in FGkakke, but I don’t think it believes in them.

fleshwound_NPG

The D is going down like Dee in a few minutes

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WCS

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Redshirt

Throw the ball to Sam LaPorta, please!

ballsofsteelandfury

Goff INT in 3…2…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(Goff = Rexie here)

Sharkbait

Oh Lions…

Beerguyrob

I’m having flashbacks to going to Green Bay to see the 15-1 Packers lose to the Giants in this exact round.

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THIS WASHINGTON TEAM LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM OPERATION BAGRATION BECAUSE A BUNCH OF COMMIES ARE STEAMROLLING A WOUNDED OPPONENT FULL OF HUBRIS

Unsurprised

I don’t know. The Chiefs would be the Nazis if I were making comparisons.

Doktor Zymm

In 1992 the Lions with Barry Sanders lost to WAS in the Conference championship. CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO DRAW A REACHING PARALLEL!!

ThePirateSloth

This game:comment image

BugEyedBoo

I was wrong; TikTok is shut down.

Mr. Ayo

RIP lions. And RIP TikTok.

Related? You decide.

Beerguyrob

Is Detroit now officially the Factory of Sadness?

Cecil Rhodes

Trump DID say he’d bring back jobs to Detroit!

ballsofsteelandfury

More like the Distribution Warehouse

Brick Meathook

This game ain’t over, and I’m watching it in a die-hard [redacteds] venue in Northern Virginia.

Unsurprised

Nah. They’re the guys in Gung Ho. They failed, but they failed spectacularly enough to earn respect.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, they had a tonne of injuries which isn’t their fault, it’s not like the Browns just tripping over their own dick (which is somewhere it shouldn’t be anyway)

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Unsurprised

The Browns deserve all the shit they eat.

ballsofsteelandfury

I thought the clock ran out. Oh well.

KILLSHOT!!!!!

Doktor Zymm

HOLY GUACAMOLE BATMAN!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I regret picking the Lions Defense in my playoff fantasy league

Unsurprised

GFDI DETROIT! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Beerguyrob

Bears fans right now.

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Unsurprised

Sore losers are still losers

ballsofsteelandfury

Totes

Redshirt

“Still undefeated in 2025!”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol

Redshirt

Damn, this egg laying performance by Detroit is starting to enter 2011-2015 Bungals Playoff Nadir Tier.

Doktor Zymm

I wish I remembered what the futures odds on WAS making the NFC championships were before the season started

Unsurprised

Irrational

Redshirt

Super Bowl odds were +120000. Anyone have a functional time machine?

Super Bowl 59 Odds: Where Every Team Stands Ahead of 2024 NFL Preseason

ballsofsteelandfury

Come on, Washington! Score a TD and go for the killshot!

Unsurprised

Oh, come on!

Doktor Zymm

HOLY, yes no? SO MANY NUTS

ThePirateSloth

This game is gonna end with near 1000 total yards, isn’t it?

fleshwound_NPG

2 point conversion/4th down insanity score update:

dan campbell: +0 points
dan quinn: +11 points

campbell gotta go full insane now

ballsofsteelandfury

I still maintain this is a net +4. He should be at +5 now.

fleshwound_NPG

does not matter anymore, campbell’s cte brain has gone bye-bye now

Brick Meathook
fleshwound_NPG

well, one D is gonna be gone soon, so more pics of Dee

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fleshwound_NPG

forget the motor city, motorboat these

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LemonJello

If this game is tied at the end of regulation, Quinn and Campbell will decide the game through Trial By Oklahoma Drill.

WCS

How many actual human ankles can each eat in 15 minutes.

Unsurprised

I don’t think we’re going to have to worry about a tie.

Unsurprised

I went on Hinge for the first time since like 2021. Are there any women who don’t have tattoos and dogs?

Doktor Zymm

Sure, but probably not in the Seattle area

ThePirateSloth

In the PNW

Unsurprised

The Greater Seattle area that includes Vancouver, Boise, and Eugene.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“One of the best things about boxed wine is that I don’t have to make a big commitment; I can just have a little glass of wine and then re-evaluate whether I want more.”

[eight little glasses of wine later]

“I make good decisions.”

Unsurprised

It goes bad once you open it.

Unsurprised

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Beerguyrob

In reference to Unsurprised’s photo down below, I made this after the oligarch BJ photo you referenced.

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WCS

I think I need a shower after looking at that.

Gatoraids

A BIGGLY GOLDEN ONE

Unsurprised

AI bad

Unsurprised

So how does the game so far factor into this meme?

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Doktor Zymm

I think it still applies so far, although kinda differently than usual

Beerguyrob

Lambeau is confused about how this game is going.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You should photoshop it so it looks like he’s smoking a pipe.

Unsurprised

He’s not? He’s not.

Yes. Do that.

fleshwound_NPG

the two best lions plays tonight:

-goff was not the quarterback
-goff was not the one throwing the ball

Gumbygirl

Gibbs is going to win this motherfucker by himself, if he has to!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Please sir, may I have some more bananacakes?”

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ballsofsteelandfury

I CALL THIS GAME LESBIAN PORN BECAUSE THERE’S NO D TO BE FOUND!

Unsurprised

VivThomas lesbian porn. None of that fake shit, especially fake lesbians with dildos.

There used to be some spectacularly bad fake lesbians, one in particular only did lesbian scenes or solo.

Beerguyrob

Bye Felicia.

Unsurprised

I forgot Felicity Fey did some GG scenes.

clint greasewood

In this house we are pro tribbing.

Unsurprised

I will never forget that scene in season 3(?) of Orange is the New Black when two characters try tripping and they’re like “I don’t think this actually works.”

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pornstar dee williams:comment image

ballsofsteelandfury

Dee does trannies. She must really like the D.