Jayden Daniels has that “Wiser than his years” look that Mahomes had back in the day but methinks they’re simply overmatched here vs a team of destiny. Let’s take a look.
To The Game!
Commies/Lions:
-I think that Washington needs to get to 40 points to have a chance here but they’ll fall a bit short.
-Prediction: On Detroit’s opening drive they’re going to shove the running game down the Commies throat and there’s nothing the latter will be able to do about it because they are middling vs the run.
-Another thing that Washington needs to do is keep their punter off the field. The good news? They’ve done this three times this year.
-Although Gibbs could have driven this team all the way through the playoffs, the addition of Montgomery makes the Lions’ offense all that more powerful.
-These two teams are the only ones in the league that have scored points on more than 50% of their drives this year.
-For you few Washington fans-not too bad for a re-tooling year, huh?
-This Might Come in Handy: Daniels and Co. have converted nearly 90% of their 4th down chances. Take that, Campbell!
-Random Symmetrical Stats Alert: The Lions led the league in yards after the catch and the Commies were the very best at allowing the least of same.
-The O/U of 55.5 is the highest set since the Bucs/Chiefs Super Bowl.
Gimme some of those sweet, sweet comments.
SHAN’KHLOR has had enough of the scoring for tonight.
SHOULDN’T HAVE RESTED THEIR STARTERS WEEK 18!1!!1!
Oh I just remembered how much Dan Snyder is probably seething right now! EXTRA HOORAY!
Can we get a live look-in on that asshole?
Here you go:
Rumpelstilstkin plays on
LA while still on fire vs WAShington Back To Its Glory
Coastal elitist bowl.
This could be the best thing to happen to Washington this week!
DETROIT: The Crushingnessity
Game blouses
TikTok update:
Good thing is Aiden Hutchinson can go back to his normal HGH cycle.
Ertz displayed such great hands there that Robert Kraft is currently making calls to inquire whether he happens to have a sister.
That’s not a dealbreaker …
There’s tramp stamps and then there’s this:
https://ibb.co/PWNqrc8
still less cringe than brandi love
What’s the deal with Brandi Love?
maga
So are at least half of them, particularly the more famous and successful ones.
I mentioned it before, but I also think there’s some pre-Reagan Rockefeller Republicanism there of lower taxes, fewer regulations, and no slobbering devotion to the evangelicals (except for Israel and the doomsday cultist thing).
Ah!
Is that a swastika or a stonecutters tattoo?
no homers club
I know that’s supposed to be Celtic, but it feels kinda … German.
That’s odd, the Detroit Lions started the 2024 season like Robocop but ended the season like Alex Murphy.
The Lions may believe in FGkakke, but I don’t think it believes in them.
The D is going down like Dee in a few minutes
Throw the ball to Sam LaPorta, please!
Goff INT in 3…2…
(Goff = Rexie here)
Oh Lions…
I’m having flashbacks to going to Green Bay to see the 15-1 Packers lose to the Giants in this exact round.
THIS WASHINGTON TEAM LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM OPERATION BAGRATION BECAUSE A BUNCH OF COMMIES ARE STEAMROLLING A WOUNDED OPPONENT FULL OF HUBRIS
I don’t know. The Chiefs would be the Nazis if I were making comparisons.
In 1992 the Lions with Barry Sanders lost to WAS in the Conference championship. CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO DRAW A REACHING PARALLEL!!
This game:
I was wrong; TikTok is shut down.
RIP lions. And RIP TikTok.
Related? You decide.
Is Detroit now officially the Factory of Sadness?
Trump DID say he’d bring back jobs to Detroit!
More like the Distribution Warehouse
This game ain’t over, and I’m watching it in a die-hard [redacteds] venue in Northern Virginia.
Nah. They’re the guys in Gung Ho. They failed, but they failed spectacularly enough to earn respect.
Yeah, they had a tonne of injuries which isn’t their fault, it’s not like the Browns just tripping over their own dick (which is somewhere it shouldn’t be anyway)
The Browns deserve all the shit they eat.
I thought the clock ran out. Oh well.
KILLSHOT!!!!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE BATMAN!
I regret picking the Lions Defense in my playoff fantasy league
GFDI DETROIT! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Bears fans right now.
Sore losers are still losers
Totes
“Still undefeated in 2025!”
Lol
Damn, this egg laying performance by Detroit is starting to enter 2011-2015 Bungals Playoff Nadir Tier.
I wish I remembered what the futures odds on WAS making the NFC championships were before the season started
Irrational
Super Bowl odds were +120000. Anyone have a functional time machine?
Super Bowl 59 Odds: Where Every Team Stands Ahead of 2024 NFL Preseason
Come on, Washington! Score a TD and go for the killshot!
Oh, come on!
HOLY, yes no? SO MANY NUTS
This game is gonna end with near 1000 total yards, isn’t it?
2 point conversion/4th down insanity score update:
dan campbell: +0 points
dan quinn: +11 points
campbell gotta go full insane now
I still maintain this is a net +4. He should be at +5 now.
does not matter anymore, campbell’s cte brain has gone bye-bye now
https://ibb.co/mTYL7cV
well, one D is gonna be gone soon, so more pics of Dee
forget the motor city, motorboat these
If this game is tied at the end of regulation, Quinn and Campbell will decide the game through Trial By Oklahoma Drill.
How many actual human ankles can each eat in 15 minutes.
I don’t think we’re going to have to worry about a tie.
I went on Hinge for the first time since like 2021. Are there any women who don’t have tattoos and dogs?
Sure, but probably not in the Seattle area
In the PNW
The Greater Seattle area that includes Vancouver, Boise, and Eugene.
“One of the best things about boxed wine is that I don’t have to make a big commitment; I can just have a little glass of wine and then re-evaluate whether I want more.”
[eight little glasses of wine later]
“I make good decisions.”
It goes bad once you open it.
In reference to Unsurprised’s photo down below, I made this after the oligarch BJ photo you referenced.
I think I need a shower after looking at that.
A BIGGLY GOLDEN ONE
AI bad
So how does the game so far factor into this meme?
I think it still applies so far, although kinda differently than usual
Lambeau is confused about how this game is going.
You should photoshop it so it looks like he’s smoking a pipe.
He’s not? He’s not.
Yes. Do that.
the two best lions plays tonight:
-goff was not the quarterback
-goff was not the one throwing the ball
Gibbs is going to win this motherfucker by himself, if he has to!
“Please sir, may I have some more bananacakes?”
I CALL THIS GAME LESBIAN PORN BECAUSE THERE’S NO D TO BE FOUND!
VivThomas lesbian porn. None of that fake shit, especially fake lesbians with dildos.
There used to be some spectacularly bad fake lesbians, one in particular only did lesbian scenes or solo.
Bye Felicia.
I forgot Felicity Fey did some GG scenes.
In this house we are pro tribbing.
I will never forget that scene in season 3(?) of Orange is the New Black when two characters try tripping and they’re like “I don’t think this actually works.”
pornstar dee williams:
Dee does trannies. She must really like the D.