Searching For Inner Excellence-A Rams/Eagles Game Thread

A.J. Brown the egghead was not on anyone’s bingo card. (who plays bingo anymore anyway?) The Eagles look poised to run away with this but the same was said about the Lions not 24 hours ago.

To The Game!

Rams/Eagles:

-Los Angeles ranks 22nd vs the run and part of that ranking is due in part to Saquon chewing them up and spitting them out for 255 yards rushing last time around.

-Philly is an astounding 13-1 in their last fourteen tilts.

-Still, in a big game, would you rather have a McVay or Sirriani at the helm?

-Where the hell has Kupp been? He’s had but 5 grabs in his last four games. Yes, Nacua has taken over the #1 wr spot but the offense needs Cooper to get over the hump.

-One thing to note-Stafford tends to get sacked vs Fangio defenses and he is a bit immobile back there vs the younger qb’s in this league nowadays.

-Since their bye week the Eagles have the #1 defense in the league.

-That plus Saquon, Saquon, Saquon should add up to a W. Let’s not get cute with a game plan.

-Much like the Commies yesterday, the Rams are playing with free money so they can go out there and play loose and relaxed. I fear that if Philly get into a tight spot they might seize up.

We’ve got some soccer, college ball and even a Senators game (only 10 points out of 1st place! [faints]) to get us to the afternoon. Me? I’ll be watching the Traci Lords police detective epic, “Intent to Kill” (co-starring Yaphet Kotto as her hard-nosed boss!) as one should on Sunday morning.

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Beerguyrob

Head seems kinda small.

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Doktor Zymm

I guess they found Stafford’s hot chocolate and jelly roll supply, he’s all sticky and sugar rushy now

Gatoraids

sticky buns as mitten on the sidelines

Brick Meathook
litre_cola

Fucking kicker

King Hippo

Is that a pulse I detect?

nope, just gas

ArmedandHammered

Not for the first or last time – WTF Chris?

Gatoraids

Everybody Hates Chris continues yet another season

Redshirt

The Rams still have a chance. All they have to to is…stop…Barkley…

Yeah, start the bus.

Gatoraids

or let Sirianni stop Barkley for them

Wakezilla

Sirianni is going to call 3 straight hail Marys

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Gatoraids

boo no wacky onside ice kick

Mr. Ayo

The Birds could still lose this by one point.

*prays to non-existent g0d*

Mr. Ayo

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Unsurprised
litre_cola

I may need a Chinese Barkley jersey.

Unsurprised

I just don’t like the Eagles. No reason. So meh.

Unsurprised

Same person

Redshirt

Barkley is a cheat code.

Beerguyrob

Stupid fucking Giants.

Doktor Zymm

FUCK YEAH!

Mr. Ayo

Go Birds!!!

King Hippo

they won’t even get the ball back, not that they’d do anything with it

fleshwound_NPG

barkley hasnt been moving in the snow nearly as well as he should

fleshwound_NPG

he listened!

King Hippo

Was like Sandusky was chasing him on that play…

litre_cola

Boom.

Gatoraids

we’ll good news is they are getting the ball back…

Brick Meathook
Beerguyrob

Sorry I’m late.

Fuck Stan Kroenke.

Gatoraids

Philadelphia nominating Kyren as Man of the Game

fleshwound_NPG

THESE RAMS LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM THE GERMANS IN THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE BECAUSE FIGHTING SCREAMING EAGLES IN THE SNOW IS NOT GOING WELL

Gatoraids

Best touch by Elliot since ET

Beerguyrob

“Umm, you want to put that where?”

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LemonJello

“You won’t like it.”

-Bug Eyed Boo

fleshwound_NPG

read a better book in the 2nd half

LemonJello

Jack London’s To Build A Fire perhaps?

Gatoraids

Dante’s Inferno

Redshirt

If a runner slides forward five yards in the snow, is he down when he makes contact with the ground or when he stops sliding?

Mr. Ayo

Unless touched, when he stops. Not sure why they didn’t stop the clock.

Last edited 1 month ago by Mr. Ayo
litre_cola

When the qb goes down it is him conceding. Other players touch.

Doktor Zymm

SUDDEN CHANGE PART DEUX

fleshwound_NPG

fatthew’s chicken greased hands foils him again!

litre_cola

Vic Fangio is a old man genius

King Hippo

he really is

King Hippo

oh, you worthless fat fuck

Mr. Ayo

Go Birds!!

King Hippo

quick kick, you cowards!!!

King Hippo

Fatthew’s….ample layering should be an advantage

fleshwound_NPG

those dumb numbers graphics are useless. just…let it snow

Unsurprised

It’s just a little snowy. It’s okay. It’s okay.

Mr. Ayo

Snow for the Snow God!

Gatoraids

Ice for the Ice Throne

LemonJello

ICE FOR THE ICE THRONE!

Laggy laptop, will reboot between games.

Last edited 1 month ago by LemonJello
Gatoraids

times like this could use some curling players on special teams

fleshwound_NPG

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ArmedandHammered

Trying to slide a stone to intercept and knock the ball carrier down would be a lot of fun.

Redshirt

Ball is on the three snowflake line.

Mr. Ayo

GO FOR IT BIRDS!

Doktor Zymm

“Williams getting a lot of touches. If only we had a guy that was really good at running the ball. Oh well, no reason to peek in the playbook and find a way to get the ball to this ‘Saquon’ guy. What’s that? Hurts is hurt? Let’s give it to Saquon!”

-Sirianni probably

King Hippo

should go for two

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The football right now (artist’s conception):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGj8vMaHB0

ArmedandHammered

Awesome!

Fronkenshteen

SUDDEN CHANGE

Unsurprised

Eh.

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fleshwound_NPG

CHANGE!

SUDDEN!

King Hippo

SUDDEN WEATHER-RELATED CHANGE

Mr. Ayo

Go Birds!