Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…
To The Game!
Commanders/Eagles:
-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?
-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?
-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.
-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)
-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.
-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.
-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.
-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.
-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.
-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.
Have at it.
Commies would have had 45 seconds and both timeouts. Completely bailing out Sirianni playcalling
Da fuq is TB12 babbling about? Need to do a hard reboot on his positronic brain at the half?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-iFSQe6HM&pp=ygUQc2ltcHNvbnMgd2hvb3BzeQ%3D%3D
THIS GAME LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT THE AUGUST 1991 COUP BECAUSE THE COMMIES ARE FUMBLING AWAY THEIR VERY EXISTENCE
Really, really bad time to fumble, not that there is a good time, but….
Sudden change!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
CHANGE MOAR SUDDENER THAN THE LAST!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ
Just getting home, from the radio this sounds like an amazing game, can’t wait to see the highlights I heard during halftime!
Loses his helmet and gets fouled? I love football!
lol he lost his helmet and HE is the one flagged
Replay showed his teammate knocked off helmet. I think they went with the bigger asshole and/or The Script.
Tush push remains viable. AJ Brown less so.
Or wrong on both counts; may need to adjust my alcohol intake
Viable but not a certainty.
It seems like a terrible idea for a defensive back to wear bright yellow gloves. You should wear ones that are the same color as your opponent’s jersey, or at least as close as possible.
Did the LT and LG bet on the Commies?
Just stopped in to say I heard that pouty penalty-farmer-for-20-years Brady say he prefers to let them play. What a load of crap!
I snorted when he said that.
He said “them”
Pouty Penalty Farmers is a great fantasy team name!
I think this guy is ready for tonight.
https://x.com/mdevine29/status/1883526741903413287?s=46&t=PE9JYvWSW3Z9-VlaZeQ-ZQ
call timeout, moron!
-Chris Weber sheds a tear.
Did BEERGH get stuck in traffic on the way to the game?
That was a perfect pass.
It was magnificent, but not quite perfect – if he leads him a little more it’s a touchdown.
Can’t ID that last one, just don’t recognize it.
ONIONS!!!
Saquon couldn’t catch that ball? WASHED.
“There was probably too much air in it.” – Cheatin’ Tom Brady
Iggles need 7, and to bleed the clock all the way down.
Iggles need to eat shit and die.
Dickerson wears #69?
Colour me surprised
Something by Phish, can’t quite place it…
Admittedly, all Phish pretty much sounds the same.
Took me a minute, but I got it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKhv_SYcME
All together now: “Kick Early, Go For It Late.”
oh, we can haz GAME. Hopefully Dok ain’t run off the road!
There’s your Scary Terry!
WTF? Apple ad execs crazy as fuck.
Yup, the Fox transition guy is on a heater this afternoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJEIz7sSA
what I want played if KC loses tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w–iwi7Y5sk
CHAMPIONSHIP SHANK’HLOR!
From whom all blessings flow.
NO GOOD!
SUDDEN CHANGE
Hurts is mobile enough in the pocket, but he ain’t gon’ scramble none
Mighty Whitey getting dry-bummed by Lee Fucking Mason. No surprise there.
ok, if Dreamboat actually calls the play “Mac’s Dildo Bike” he will win Hippo over. DO IT, you strawberry-phobic coward!!
Commies need to flush out Hurts, see if that leg is good.
Just turned it on. It’s a pi game!
Well that didn’t last
Commies at least shooting their shot. Ain’t no medal for “respectable scoreline”
[points at rafters]
“Oh no?”
– Jim Irsay
THAT FAKE PUNT LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT THE TET OFFENSIVE BECAUSE OH THOSE TRICKY COMMIES
Okay, I’m back from Caretaking. What did I miss?
barkley’s stats:
two rushing attempts, two touchdowns
Only averaging 32 yards a carry? Guess he’s getting tired.
Uff da! Dem Eagles is flyin’ all right…
ok that uber eats commercial was trash, and the super bowl commerical it is promoting is gonna be trash
but gimmie that xxxxxl fridge jersey sitting there
McConaughey need to gain 100lbs to pull that off.
marlon brando career arc incoming
I have a feeling more like a Steven Stegall career arc for some reason.
No. No. Keep playing Too Short.
Umm, the Commies are going to need spike strips to slow Barkley down.
I don’t think that’ll do anything.
“We tried that with my son, it didn’t work.” – Coach Reid
Fulham almost scored.
Looks like everything’s coming up Litre!
Welp, spoke too soon. That was an unfortunate ricochet though.
I watched the 1st half but as soon as this started I fully committed to this game
SoUrry. It truly was a flukey goal.
birds
ironically the last time washington was in the title game in january 1992 the commies were busy falling
now with washington back the capitalists are preparing theirs