Your Commies/Eagles Open Thread

Here we go! This should be a fun one, let’s dig in…

To The Game!

Commanders/Eagles:

-Is Hurts at full strength? Is the Tush Push a viable play right now?

-It remains to be seen if Quinn’s D can somehow force Philly away from the running game so that Hurts has to beat Washington with his arm. Speaking of, where has A.J. Brown been? He has only 3 catches for 24 yards in the playoffs so far. Have teams taken him out or has he not been needed?

-Jalen Carter is having an Aaron Donald-esque run so far. The one guy that has handled him, right guard Sam Cosmi, (no sacks or hits, just two pressures) is out.

-It’ll be referenced up the wazoo but labeling Jaden Daniels as a rookie seems a waste of time. He just doesn’t have those attributes. (lack of poise, happy feet, bad mental errors, etc.)

-Philly has only given up 30 points to two teams this year, the Bucs and the Commies.

-Saquon has 6 TD’s of 60+ yards this year, that’s two more than anyone else has accomplished. His ypc average in the first half of games is a healthy 4.7. As he probes and finds weaknesses and starts breaking off longer and longer runs his 2nd half average blossoms to 6.8. He reminds me of a young Chris Johnson in that those breakaway runs are just a matter of time. Perhaps the more apt comparison (body type and playoff contributions-wise) is John Riggins.

-Washington ranked 30th vs the run and gave up 105 yards and two scores to Gibbs last week.

-Both teams made bettors happy this year, going 12-6-1 vs the spread.

-The Eagles have won 14 of their last 15 at home.

-DOINK! Alert: Philly’s Jake Elliot has missed three point after’s in two playoff games and during the season he was 1 of 7 from 50+ yards.

Have at it.

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King Hippo

Commies would have had 45 seconds and both timeouts. Completely bailing out Sirianni playcalling

LemonJello

Da fuq is TB12 babbling about? Need to do a hard reboot on his positronic brain at the half?

fleshwound_NPG

THIS GAME LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT THE AUGUST 1991 COUP BECAUSE THE COMMIES ARE FUMBLING AWAY THEIR VERY EXISTENCE

ArmedandHammered

Really, really bad time to fumble, not that there is a good time, but….

Downfield Matriculator

Sudden change!

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

King Hippo

CHANGE MOAR SUDDENER THAN THE LAST!!

Doktor Zymm

Just getting home, from the radio this sounds like an amazing game, can’t wait to see the highlights I heard during halftime!

Redshirt

Loses his helmet and gets fouled? I love football!

fleshwound_NPG

lol he lost his helmet and HE is the one flagged

Redshirt

Replay showed his teammate knocked off helmet. I think they went with the bigger asshole and/or The Script.

Downfield Matriculator

Tush push remains viable. AJ Brown less so.

Downfield Matriculator

Or wrong on both counts; may need to adjust my alcohol intake

Redshirt

Viable but not a certainty.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It seems like a terrible idea for a defensive back to wear bright yellow gloves. You should wear ones that are the same color as your opponent’s jersey, or at least as close as possible.

Redshirt

Did the LT and LG bet on the Commies?

Downfield Matriculator

Just stopped in to say I heard that pouty penalty-farmer-for-20-years Brady say he prefers to let them play. What a load of crap!

ArmedandHammered

I snorted when he said that.

Brick Meathook

He said “them”

Gumbygirl

Pouty Penalty Farmers is a great fantasy team name!

The Maestro
King Hippo

call timeout, moron!

Jimbo

-Chris Weber sheds a tear.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Did BEERGH get stuck in traffic on the way to the game?

litre_cola

That was a perfect pass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was magnificent, but not quite perfect – if he leads him a little more it’s a touchdown.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can’t ID that last one, just don’t recognize it.

King Hippo

ONIONS!!!

The Maestro

Saquon couldn’t catch that ball? WASHED.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“There was probably too much air in it.” – Cheatin’ Tom Brady

King Hippo

Iggles need 7, and to bleed the clock all the way down.

Spur

Iggles need to eat shit and die.

ballsofsteelandfury

Dickerson wears #69?

Colour me surprised

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Something by Phish, can’t quite place it…

King Hippo

Admittedly, all Phish pretty much sounds the same.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Took me a minute, but I got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKhv_SYcME

Redshirt

All together now: “Kick Early, Go For It Late.”

King Hippo

oh, we can haz GAME. Hopefully Dok ain’t run off the road!

Spur

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ArmedandHammered

WTF? Apple ad execs crazy as fuck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yup, the Fox transition guy is on a heater this afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJEIz7sSA

King Hippo

what I want played if KC loses tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w–iwi7Y5sk

LemonJello

CHAMPIONSHIP SHANK’HLOR!

From whom all blessings flow.

Spur

NO GOOD!

King Hippo

SUDDEN CHANGE

King Hippo

Hurts is mobile enough in the pocket, but he ain’t gon’ scramble none

King Hippo

Mighty Whitey getting dry-bummed by Lee Fucking Mason. No surprise there.

King Hippo

ok, if Dreamboat actually calls the play “Mac’s Dildo Bike” he will win Hippo over. DO IT, you strawberry-phobic coward!!

Spur

Commies need to flush out Hurts, see if that leg is good.

Bogdanski

Just turned it on. It’s a pi game!

Bogdanski

Well that didn’t last

King Hippo

Commies at least shooting their shot. Ain’t no medal for “respectable scoreline”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[points at rafters]

“Oh no?”

– Jim Irsay

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fleshwound_NPG

THAT FAKE PUNT LEMME TELL YA I CALL IT THE TET OFFENSIVE BECAUSE OH THOSE TRICKY COMMIES

Redshirt

Okay, I’m back from Caretaking. What did I miss?

fleshwound_NPG

barkley’s stats:

two rushing attempts, two touchdowns

Redshirt

Only averaging 32 yards a carry? Guess he’s getting tired.

BeefReeferLives

Uff da! Dem Eagles is flyin’ all right…

fleshwound_NPG

ok that uber eats commercial was trash, and the super bowl commerical it is promoting is gonna be trash

but gimmie that xxxxxl fridge jersey sitting there

Jimbo

McConaughey need to gain 100lbs to pull that off.

fleshwound_NPG

marlon brando career arc incoming

ArmedandHammered

I have a feeling more like a Steven Stegall career arc for some reason.

Unsurprised

No. No. Keep playing Too Short.

ArmedandHammered

Umm, the Commies are going to need spike strips to slow Barkley down.

Unsurprised

I don’t think that’ll do anything.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“We tried that with my son, it didn’t work.” – Coach Reid

ballsofsteelandfury

Fulham almost scored.

Looks like everything’s coming up Litre!

ballsofsteelandfury

Welp, spoke too soon. That was an unfortunate ricochet though.

litre_cola

I watched the 1st half but as soon as this started I fully committed to this game

ballsofsteelandfury

SoUrry. It truly was a flukey goal.

fleshwound_NPG

birds

fleshwound_NPG

ironically the last time washington was in the title game in january 1992 the commies were busy falling

now with washington back the capitalists are preparing theirs