TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend!
Survival – Personal Edition
A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don’t forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead of hijinks and laugh tracks, here’s some actual tips.
- Try to order a bouquet from a local florist. Many can throw together an arrangement on short notice. If this is more of a last minute thing and it’s between April and June, look for a flowerbed with daisies and shamelessly steal some, wrap them in a ribbon, and give them to your wife.
- Chocolate. Any supermarket or drugstore will have a selection of chocolates. Find a nice boxed set. Do not buy a bunch of candy bars and wrap them in a ribbon. Just eat those for yourself.
- Create a voucher card. Have it describe the wonderful gift you’ve ordered that didn’t arrive or isn’t ready yet. Also, draw a funny or cute picture of the gift.
- Apologize. Like big, demonstrative apologize. Make her almost feel sad for how bad you feel about yourself. Absolutely do not make a single excuse.
- Create some favor cards for her. Include things like a spa day or romantic getaway weekend for the two of you.
Look, you messed up and there are consequences. Just try to minimize them and most importantly learn and don’t screw up next year.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
Technically she’s right.
And Jesus didn’t make it past 33.
What’s her point?
Here’s AI done right!
The AI trailer for the new Flintstones movie:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/608014665512167
When ex-wifey and I were living in Philly, we lived maybe ten minutes away from this. I walked there a few times. It was a long walk, but close enough.
So just fly there when it’s cold out then?
Tomorrow is officially rained out, and if Sunday rains out then I’m 100% on finding a flight for a quick away weekend. LA is probably the strongest possibility, but maybe Seattle or Denver. Or I could fly to Chicago to do laundry.
Well if you choose Seattle, we can RELEASE THE KRAKEN together Sunday.
Apparently Bono put this song and video together after forgetting his wife’s birthday.
So instead of the stuff Mr. Ayo suggested above when you forget an anniversary you should do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WybiA263bw
Assuming, of course, you’re one of the biggest rock stars on the planet, and you forget the anniversary in question while at the height of your powers.
Found a funny:
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i’m in your cell walls. i’m fucking up your lipitor
These kind of articles always crack me up.
” the other thing that really bothered me about them over there (was) their way of living and their way of doing things,” she says.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/she-relocated-spain-2022-struggling-134002810.html
Fucking dumbasses…
“the couple, who were based in Fort Meyers, Florida…”
Having spent a considerable amount of time in the Ft. Meyers area this article makes total sense.
The last pic is AI creepy
AI= Actually Indian or Actually Italian?
Can’t get anything by this guy.
Sorry to be a buzz kill but,
Ummmm this doesn’t seem rocking
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-lackeys-general-services-administration/
Spying on the employees to get dirt on them to fire them “for cause.” Motherfuckers. Elon needs to be strapped to one of his rockets.
And fire him into the sun?
What did the sun ever do to you?
Let’s just lock him in a Tesla until it inevitably explodes.
-It knows what it did. Jimmy Buffet
That’s nothing. They’re taking over the code.
I cannot believe they wrote project 2025 and people are like “what the the hell playbook are they following?!”
hey if you want something to go bankrupt, drive of half its user base and fill it with Nazis then Elon is the right man for the job
slightly rocking til hes fired Monday from old Ksk bobby big wheel
https://bsky.app/profile/theophite.bsky.social/post/3lh32rlx5q22u
We’re only 10 days into this shit!!
Awesome!!
And just look how much they’ve fucked up what they want to do already. It’ll all end in tears, but there will be a lot of absurdity along the way.
#1 and #9 for me this week!
Is that a BMW in #9?
No, man, no. That’s a Porsche 911 convertible.
Qaaron is playing at the WM Open on Wednesday’s ProAm. I’ll be at my bank’s suite on Eigh18een for the action.
https://burncitysports.com/2025/01/31/cardinals-head-coach-phoenix-open/
The Waste Management Phoenix Open
These jokes just write themselves
If I FedEx you a used diaper, could you throw it at him please?
Need your address, I’ll fill the diaper.
If I FedEx you a 30.06 would you be (post deleted)
You sound like a deep state FBI agent trying to entrap me.