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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise

Senor Weaselo

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To whom, or Whom? Doesn’t particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science.

Which is to say Padre Weaselo came home Friday afternoon and, minus having to take some time from the strenuous bits of musicianing (people asking for “Piano Man” on request: it’s at least a hundred) and also the strenuous bits of being at the gym, which he’s not too happy about (EDIT: about missing out, he was at the gym when he started feeling lousy), should be okay. He’s walking, so that’s good. He said he’ll spend some nights at Apartment Weaselo to make things easier for any nursing staff, which happened last night but I didn’t get home from my gig until after 11, then listened to Senorita Weaselo’s pre-mixed recording for the deluxe version of the album she played on (now with three more tracks, potentially coming out in April, if she’ll let me shill for her friend!). No, I’m not Balls, that’s not a sex thing.

But anyway that’ll be a bit of a pain in the ass, alleviated by the fact that I barely spend any time at my apartment due to work and Senorita Weaselo. I will in the next week or two just to do the rest of the all-important printing tax things out, but other than that? Usually the less time the better.

Okay, what’s on tonight?

Hot Take: The First Four should just be at-large teams. Conference winners deserve to get into the field of 64. But until then:

American vs. Mount St. Mary’s (16 East, play-in, winner gets Duke) (in progress, TruTV)

Texas vs. Xavier (11 Midwest, winner gets Illinois) (9:10 or 30 minutes after the first game ends, TruTV)

NIT, now with Fox Sports trying to undercut it!

Dayton vs. Florida Atlantic (ESPN2, 7:00)
Northern Iowa vs. SMU (ESPN2, 9:00)
Fightin’ Sister Jeans (God bless her, she’s 105) vs. Sharks State (Loyola Chicago vs. San Jose State, ESPN2, 11:00)

Fire Lavi because that was fucking atrocious. 13 shots? (or, hockey)

-Unofficial Yetis vs. “How will Ohio State being the first team out affect the Leafs’ chances of winning the Cup?” (COL vs. TOR, 7:00, TNT)
-Release the Kraken! vs. Call of the Wild (SEA vs. MIN, 9:30, TNT)

Yeah, also pro basketball

A Boston townie’s tweaker matchup dream! Portly white guys AND rooting against the Lakers! (DEN vs. LAL, 10:00, ESPN)

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DO YOUR BRACKETS! (ESPN, DFO Bracket Insanity, PW: DFO)

(This is also a reminder for me.)

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Doktor Zymm

On a flight to the east coast right now and thank goodness there is (part of) and empty middle between me and the dude on the aisle. He’s rubbing his feet all over everything and taking over the middle space and coughing up phlegm and being generally unpleasant. Gonna try and get some sleep so I don’t have to look at his gross feet anymore

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Gatoraids

ask Quentin more about what his last movie is going to be?

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Doktor Zymm

Might have something to do with the videos he was watching on his phone without headphones. On a redeye.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

God, what a fucking creep.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s kind of funny that a month ago we had very little we were interested in watching on TV. Now that March Madness is about to begin, we have like six shows that we are enjoying.

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Gumbygirl

Here’s my gross, but hilarious health update: I have that cyst under my right boob that the dermatologist popped with a scalpel a couple of weeks ago. It’s been draining in an oozy disgusting way, and yesterday I developed an extremely itchy rash all around it. I went back to the derm today. It turns out the stuff that has been draining out of it caused diaper rash of the tit. The fun never fucking stops!

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Doktor Zymm

One of the horses I ride a lot had something kind of like the horse version of that! She had what’s called pigeon fever even though it doesn’t involve pigeons or fevers, but she got a giant cyst on her chest filled with gross chunky pus. It burst on its own after a week or so and then was drippy and gross for a couple weeks after.

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2Pack

Hang in there sister.
/ you GG… not the boob…

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Gumbygirl

Trust me, they hang when you’re 64!

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blaxabbath

Your privates need Dasaquin.

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rockingdog

Found a funny:

Duke University must be *thrilled* with all of the free publicity from the White Lotus.

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SonOfSpam

Greetings. Busy day. UCI is hanging on to a small lead with about 3 minutes left (NIT 1st round: THE REAL MARCH MADNESS).

Very glad Weasel Pop is doing better!

My mom had a hip replaced yesterday, doing fine. Replacing hips is now an outpatient thing, which is mindboggling.

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SonOfSpam

Anteaters get the win, on to the SWEET SIXTEEN (of the NIT) and Jacksonville St.

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Gumbygirl

My Blazers won too!

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rockingdog

Zot Zot!

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Gumbygirl

My aunt had a hip replacement, and I swear she was golfing like two or three days later.

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Doktor Zymm

Yeah, my mom had her hip replaced a while back and they had her doing stairs like a day later. They’re great at hips now

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Gatoraids

a time for a better presidential advisor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQDiQoQ8oxE

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Doktor Zymm

In other goodish medical news, I was afraid I had some sort of kidney issue, but now I’m pretty certain I just strained my right QL muscle by horseback riding too well and then sitting a lot. I still ought to drink more water though, I’m probably a prime candidate for kidney stones and I don’t want those

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SonOfSpam

Had something similar a few years back, playing the “kidney stone or muscle strain?” game. Turned out ok, whatever it was, but yeah, DRINK ALL THE WATER. And wine.

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2Pack

Good news. And yes, drink water. Number one easy good thing you can do for you.

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blaxabbath

I like the first four including conference champs. Especially Conference Tournament champs.

You shouldn’t be able to hammer a bunch of bad teams for months and that becomes enough to make you “belong” in the post-season. I mean, come on now, this isn’t the AFC East.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Note to self: find a way to shoehorn Luka Doncic into a sketch where he pours himself a variation on an Arnold Palmer called a “John Daly” that consists of half lemonade and half Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey whiskey.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Luka heard me talking shit; in the first minute of play he’s got one rebound, one assist, and four points.

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blaxabbath

It’s so great greayer Los Angeles area and the Lakers have someone to carry the mantle for years to come.

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Gumbygirl

Inorite? It’s about time they caught a break!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s already up to 14 points.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh wait no I meant 16.

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Jimbo

-I meant 16-M Gaetz

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Gatoraids

Luka in a sketch “Whats Eating Jon Daly” costarring a bottle of BBQ

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Dr. Mrs. Deadly is perfectly content to be the only person in an entire baseball stadium wearing a COVID mask, but ask her to wear a helmet when she goes off riding her bike at dusk and it’s like I’m asking her set her own hair on fire.

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Jimbo

All I got was a juice box last time I donated.

https://www.wifr.com/2025/03/19/bleed-weed-blood-drive-coming-freeport/

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I keep meaning to get out there and donate so I can get my blood pressure measured for free. They should do a bunch of tests that would otherwise cost a co-pay; I’d be much better about donating.

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Jimbo

We have annual blood drives at my work otherwise I would be too lazy to look for a place to donate.

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Gumbygirl

I wasn’t able to donate for decades because we lived in the UK during the mad cow disease problem. They finally lifted the restriction a few years ago. I really need to start doing it again, it’s such an easy dopamine hit

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I cannot separate the concept of mad cow disease from this:

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Doktor Zymm

I guess they don’t have those free blood pressure machines at pharmacies anymore. Those things were great when I was a kid

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Gumbygirl

I’m glad your father is on the mend! Sometimes a big scare is what it takes to get people to take their health seriously.

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litre_cola

Now Progressive Insurance is giving us Mara? Shows how deep MS-13 goes.

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Jimbo

They also own the NY Giants, ppl forget that.

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BugEyedBoo

My friend who took off his catheter a couple of months ago had to put it back on after a few days. He said it was acting blocked, and had him scared to death that his bladder would be blocked until it burst. Neither his oncologist (prostate cancer) nor urologist had a lot of insight as to what was causing the problem, even with a urodynamics test. Urologist: “Let’s wait until July then see what happens.” Thanks, doc.

Anyway, the urologist did refer him to a Physical Therapist. He said she was a cute girl and he got to get a prostate exam. Whee! Anyway, the quote from the therapist was, “Your muscles down there are as tight as a banjo string.” (Friend never left WV) Anyway, in the Never Heard of This Department, it’s Hypertonic Pelvic Floor. Basically your body or mind doesn’t want to relax enough for you to pee. Scares me just thinking about it.

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Doktor Zymm

Gah

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Gumbygirl

Maybe he should turn on the water?

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Jimbo

..

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Jimbo

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

When my dad had his prostate surgery to remove it and a cathedor put in, it got clogged due to blood clots and had to be cleared to work properly. Yuck

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Sharkbait

What a horrible day to know how to read.

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Doktor Zymm

<_insert>Lea Michele Joke <_\insert>

Last edited 1 year ago by Doktor Zymm
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King Hippo

The Man In Black is indeed headed to West Raleigh, and Hole peeps are already wetting their pants about it.

LET’S FOOKIN GO!!!!

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litre_cola

Will he bring Frank the Pug?

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Don T

Glad Padre is doing well. Hope he comes around on exercisin’. Not even Christopher Reeve was hunky on a wheelchair #JustSayin

Last edited 1 year ago by Don T
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Don T

Mount St. Mary! What game? Basketball?!

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Gatoraids

Mount St. Mary? What time!
-Holy Spirit

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litre_cola

Aren’t all universities in the states technically American?

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Gumbygirl

They are until the Orange Shitgibbon starts loading the “woke” ones onto planes bound for Central America

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Doktor Zymm

Not most of the grad students or professors though, especially if it’s an engineering school

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ballsofsteelandfury

So happy Padre Weaselo is out and doing well!!

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Brick Meathook

Here’s another camera mount test I set to music. There’s some more below.

You can ignore them or maybe give them a -1.

https://vimeo.com/511042638?share=copy#t=0

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Brick Meathook

Outtakes, edited into a fine motion picture:

https://vimeo.com/778556886?share=copy#t=0

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Brick Meathook

Palos Verdes Drive. I did this for fun but I was also testing a camera mount.

https://vimeo.com/1041266629?share=copy#t=0

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Brick Meathook

Long Beach to Playa Del Rey in the rain. This was a timing test.

https://vimeo.com/802380128?share=copy#t=0

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Gumbygirl

That is a cool bridge.

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Doktor Zymm

So glad everything is working out well for the Padre!

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