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Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
You see what power is — holding someone else’s fear in our hand and showing it to them [in bed].
Amy Tan
-Olivia, picking up the shirt off the chair after turning the lights on for Eli, to let him know it’s not a monster.
Now that the snow is mostly gone, I’m getting jealous of Balls and him being able to golf. Not going to able to get out for at least a month before I can play a round. Hoping to get out to the range soon, but again, not sure when they will be open.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
Tomorrow is one year since I started here [ March 18]. Last night of the workweek that was one long St. Paddy’s Day weekend. Staying conscious throughout tonight will… challenging.
Thanks for putting up with my inane insanity!
Also, three years sober as of yesterday. That’s how one celebrates St. Cirrhosis Patrick’s Day!
WCS
White Lotus straight into Gemstones last night might have been one of the most unhinged 100 minutes of TV I’ve ever seen.
Col. Duke LaCross
Coming from a Bears fan, that’s truly saying something.
WCS
In a 4 hour quarterly meeting where we discuss staffing needs and future goals. Did I make sure to schedule a deposition in the middle of it?
Horatio Cornblower
Here’s a tip about Puerto Rico. In Spanish that means ‘Port Rico Suave’ so you should dress like the people in the handy music video guide
Doktor Zymm
“Handy Music Video Guide” is Bob Kraft’s Orchids of Asia playlist.
LemonJello
Alex! We’ve missed you. I’m glad you’re feeling better, and congratulations to you for your board game and the successful surgery.The bariatric surgery should be a breeze after that! I’m going to reread this, but it seems to me I would enjoy the Hummingbird lifestyle
Gumbygirl
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewherehttps://t.co/CJAr3nMMax
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 18, 2025
Horatio Cornblower
Ciao tutti
2Pack
The Man In Black is indeed headed to West Raleigh, and Hole peeps are already wetting their pants about it.
LET’S FOOKIN GO!!!!
King Hippo
Will he bring Frank the Pug?
litre_cola
My Wolven legacy child just forwarded a text. One of her NCAAT pool friends commented on her McNeese pick (“What do you know that we don’t?”)
And she was like “My Dad wanted Will Wade to be NC State’s coach and he is always right.”
I have to print that out and frame it, yeah?
King Hippo
This is pretty cool.
2Pack
Stranger Things have happened than Drake doing well at a Big Dance
Downfield Matriculator
Uhhhhh, brandish the ‘Club?
Col. Duke LaCross
GET A NAME LOSERS! THIS ISN’T FUCKING SOCCER!
Mr. Ayo
Jimbo
That Yale/Texas A&M fan interaction has to be some Yale anthology students dissertation
Spur
Qaron is visiting the Stillers’ facility.
WCS
Sexy Friday!
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
— Codify Baseball (@codifybaseball.bsky.social) 2025-03-21T20:57:46.665Z
Mr. Ayo
And yet no one thinks it’s difficult to locate the baseball in that logo!
Doktor Zymm
Wow.
Gumbygirl
If the Xavier-Illinois result is confusing any of you, remember that Xavier is a Cincinnati sports team.
Redshirt
Ohio St: Wins National Championship
Bengals: Sign their studs
Redshirt: Welp it’s Eeyore Time
SonOfSpam
“Oh, you don’t have to tell SonOfSpam about enjoying watching Jesuits go down.” – altar boy coordinator Father O’Malley
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Two truths and a lie:
George Foreman dead at age 76.
Eaten by wolves
He was delicious
Brocky
Put your grills at half mast
FR though, I had one in college and it was a workhorse in shitty dorms/campus apartments.
Sharkbait
Brocky
Someday climate change will intensify to the degree that a hypertornado wipes the entire god-forsaken state of Oklahoma off the map, and when the “Sooners” (i.e. people who cheated in the federal land appropriation process) land in fucking Oz they will conclude that their Christian god has punished them for not ostracizing LGBTQ indigenous Americans viciously enough, but maybe they can make things right by seizing all the munchkins’ property.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
/a few days ago
Me: “I Love It! No one is in the house for the next 72 hours!”
/a few minutes ago
Me: [whimpers quietly] “There’s no one in the house for the next 24 hours?”
scotchnaut
I very rarely have the conventional (eggs, toast, bacon, hash brown, etc.) brekker anymore but being alone I had it for supper last night. Damn it was good and as a bonus it brought back memories of making it for my boys when they were young and eating with my dad when we were delivering on the milk truck.
scotchnaut
Gday from Arizona!
Beer, basketball, heat in the backyard.
Hate the Drake.
litre_cola
“Upon further review, it was a nut shot. Two free throws are awarded because both were hit.”
Redshirt
Never doubted
Gatoraids
At my parents’ place still so had some fantastic cinnamon french toast that I didn’t have to make myself. Good stuff!
Doktor Zymm
Don T
Brocky
Redshirt
Blaxabbath right now (artist’s conception):
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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