Hooray we made it through another week! This week’s drink comes from my bartender friend who I’ve mentioned here many times before. Another friend of ours was in town from Pittsburgh and The two of us decided to get dinner at the Tiki bar where our other friend is the Bar manager. Being a Wednesday night when we went things were busy, but not so busy that we were a distraction and the 3 of us got to shoot the shit for a while which is always fun.
I was pleasantly surprised when our bartender friend placed a couple unsolicited glasses in front of us with the instructions to “Try this”. When I asked what it was, I was told this is a work in progress that needs a name, because what he has in his recipe book definitely won’t fly on a cocktail menu:
That says Macadamia Nut Bullshit. I love it, but definitely needs to be workshopped. It has:
.5 Lemon
.25 Cinnamon
.25 Orgeat
.25 Allspice
.5 Macadamia Nut Liqueur
1.5 Hamilton Pot Still Gold
2 dashes Angostura
Pebble Ice and Shake
There is also a mint and orange peel garnish not mentioned in the recipe, but is quite obviously there.
Light on the nose. The mint is very subtle which I like, especially for the various flavors at play here. It somehow ties them all together and it just works.
This is excellent, and gives serious classic tiki cocktail vibes. What I find interesting is initially the stars of the show is the orgeat and the macadamia. I think they compliment each other very nicely. The macadamia liqueur slightly edges out the orgeat, but not so much as it’s completely overpowering. I’ve never had macadamia liqueur before, and this is making me want to keep some on had at home. Apparently it was brought in by one of the other bartenders and my buddy took it as a challenge to make something with it. The liqueur and orgeat combo also help balance out the over proof rum, which I can start to pick up the more I sip. My friend added it to offset the sweetness from the orgeat and macadamia liqueur and I think it was an excellent choice to add a little bit of a kick. The over proof rum also brings out the natural gold rum flavor, without making it overly strong tasting. I forgot to ask what the overproof rum was that he added, but I would assume that the it’s Wray and Nephew.
The finish is a mixture of the rums and the nut syrup/liqueurs. It’s refreshing and a nice deviation on a tiki drink that is still in the ballpark of a mai tai, but just different enough to be it’s own distinct thing. My friend is still tweaking the base still, and he’s thinking about making is winter seasonal and adding it to the menu then. I’m very much looking forward to trying that version and I offer myself as tribute to taste test the prototypes before he nails the final recipe then. .
(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)


Nothing better than being a guinea pig for a talented bartender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0HA2mq8rA
WVU gets the Squidtard beatdown it deserves.
Given that Pam Bondi is handling communications related to today’s bombing at the LA County Police Station thay killed multiple cops today, I think its safe to say one of Donald Trump’s longtime child sex-trafficking associates committed this terror act and it’s fallen under Bondi because her job is cover up heinous activities by Trump’s personal associates. She is actively doing thay in the Epatein Files case; she’s now going to let Trump’s middle eastern pals kill cops left and right because nothing is more important than trying to hide that Trump is a child rapist.
Was it a bombing or an accidental explosives detonation during movement?
Sounds like accidental. News I saw was that they’d found military-grade explosives somewhere in the city, and for some reason*, instead of blowing it up on site, brought it back to the site where it eventually blew up.
*gonna guess that reason is that incident a few years ago where the LAPD blew up a bunch of fireworks onsite and took out a good chunk of a neighborhood, because math is hard.
Although I’m not gonna lie, I kinda prefer Blax’s explanation.
It can be both, conspirators facilitating incompetence is totally a thing
Makes sense. Many of the training facilities and ranges have a designated EOD pit or barriers to destroy duds on site. Moving them is always dicey.
Yeah, I have no military training whatsoever but even I know “pick up the explosive device and move it” is a bad idea.
The messed up part is that this was the final movement. Meaning, it had been moved from where they found it to the law enforcement facility. They were moving it towards final disposal and it exploded.
FYI, this same thing happened a long time ago in LA and it led to changes in procedures. I’m sure this will be the same
Apparently it happened very early in the morning, which is surprising because I thought at that hour cops are normally at home slapping their wives around for serving them coffee that was too cold.
7 AM is usually shift change. Bars open at 6 AM.
They would be moving it when traffic was lightest. Any explosive once it’s no longer in its initial, relatively stable original factory packaging, is suspect and must be assumed unstable. Getting it from discovery to an EOD site is hazardous, as this has probably shown us once again.
That’s a deep state cover up, libtard.
3 straight 10 hour work days. I’m taking this advice today-except I have to come back Monday.
I love the Request Line process where I have no idea what I’m going to do for a sketch, and then less than an hour before press time I get an idea that I really love. Apologies in advance if it’s late today, but stay tuned!
“Sketches? Never heard of them. And if they are real, they’re the greatest sketches and they prove nothing but how great I sketch and they are a FAKE THING!”
– President Child Rapist
He’s actually pretty good at sketching.
He should stick to that, maybe not being President, or raping children.
You know who else was a halfway decent artist who was obsessed with purging his society of “undesirables” and “vermin”? But of course the parallels break down when you remember that Hitler was never known to have sexually abused children.
Off to my annual physical! If I’m not back, it’s because the doc decided to put me to sleep in an act of mercy.
Macadamania?
Macadamaniac?
Macadamiac?
My brother was diagnosed with Macadamania, he’s never fully recovered.
Oh, this is a perfect segue to my new series of posts that starts on Thursday!
How about calling it a “Macadamian Nut House”?
Oh wait, are we not allowed to say “nut house” anymore? Apologies, I would hate to get your friend canceled – I will try to be better about feeding the wolf of my better nature.
Related: yesterday we saw a pair of coyotes frolicking like pups about fifteen feet away from a park employee, who was very nonchalant about the entire thing. Today we saw an injured one.
A few days ago my dog and I came upon a coyote that had just torn a Canada goose to shreds.
Nature red in tooth and claw and all that.
It’s no roadrunner.
Sounds interesting, but the cinnamon, nutmeg, etc flavor just isn’t my jam. I think the “pumpkin spice” bullshit every year has ruined that flavor profile for me.
(I’ll have to show the Good Mrs. Reefer that, though, she loves eggnog with rum & those spices.)
I am very intrigued, howeva, by the scribbles in black above the MacNutBS recipe. Cucumber, honeydew, and chili vodka? Hmmm.
I CSI’d the image a little for you so you can read the paper. The interesting thing was how much became visible when the light was filtered. Very erotic friends, I’d say Sharkbait has.
If this isn’t in the Uffizi it should be
If I had an etsy store, I’d be selling birthday cards with just “Jeffrey” or “Donald” lightly crossed out and the To/From name sketched above.
But then the Republicans would just tax the shit out of that effort too so why bother?
/adds “nut syrup” to jizz thesaurus
//changes jizz thesaurus to Rojizz Thesaurus
“Test driving some Macadamia Nut Bullshit” was Donald Trump’s AOL IM away message during his documented trips to Epstein Island where he would participate in the organized rape of children trafficked from Macao.
Macadamia Nut Bullshit would absolutely be appropriate on a cocktail menu. Probably be ordered more than if it had another name.
“Yeah but….
is it like, too much Macadamia Nut-ee?”
-White Women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc
They’re repaving our road. Today they’re directly in front of Casa de Cornblower. Today is also the first day in a week with no humidity, and fuck everything we have windows and doors open.
Me, pictured:
Homer’s response is perfect