The penultimate off-season Monday Night Open Thread. Soon, we will have games to soothe our eyes and the Manning brothers to entertain us masses. No rabbits in the banner tonight, will have to post in comments when I can get the images to download. We gave our fluffiest rabbit her bi-monthly haircut and she went from looking like a Shitzu to looking like an emaciated scottish terrier. My wife’s styling skills are rather rudimentary so Snickers has lots of speed lines giving her sort an art deco look.
For Senor Weaslo I have the below picture taken at the North Carolina Farmers Market, I did not buy any, I have never heard of peach habaneros, they were peach colored and the vendor said their were hints of peach in the taste. Right, like I would be able to taste anything as my tongue melts down due to the heat. Still not sure how my wife got me to agree to this outing, gotta be careful to maintain the hermit image.
This was really beautiful in person, and they had so many peppers, including those little asian peppers that the heat creeps up till your esophagous dissolves and omeprazole becomes the latest addition to the pill dispenser. Also picked up several tomato varietals to use in a cucumber/tomato salad. It was good to see that there were so many varieties available. Dammit, forgot to get bacon while I was at the store, one of the tomatos is earmarked for BLTs. THAT, is the best sandwich if the bacon and veggies are fresh and tasty. Fight me.
Anyway, teams are making some hard and well, some not so hard, decisions on who to keep and who to waive. Not going to do a rundown here becuause it will have changed by the time this will have been published and I am by nature, lazy.
Discuss why someone was dropped, not dropped, or made the starter to your hearts content. Contiue to make fun of Jerry Jones and his whims (I meant decisions) and how they make the Cowboys so much fun to watch, for their adversaries at least. Sorry Horatio.
Was the point of Trump raping all those kids on Epstein Island and then blatantly covering it up so that America would feel like a President Couch Fucker is mending the nation’s moral fabric?
I’ve nabbed three different domestic abuse incidents in the last two-plus hours.
It’s great know we’re tangibly helping society, while becoming more cynical about the same society.
We’re never going to stop-stop-stop it, but at least we got stop-stopped three tonight, anyway. That’s has to count for something, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2c2w6B6Db0
This was the worst Manhattan I have ever had, in that it completely failed to make me want to have another of the same. I think my sweet vermouth has gone off.
🔱 🔱 🔱 Up! Mariners win!
That’s ROCKING!
Snickers has lots of speed lines
–Tell me more about these speed lines. Todd Marinovich, Parts Unknown
I don’t know what the devil on Marinovich’s shoulder looks like, but the angel is a tiny version of Jim Irsay.
It is Jim Irsay now.
That’s an outstanding looking farmer’s market there Buddy. Our girl would certainly approve.
Jesús!
Just had someone dial 9-1-1 to ask if the police will get them internet or wifi access.
“Do you need police, or the fire department, or paramedics? Because I can help with that.”
“No, just if police will give me internet.”
“…No.”
“Okay, thanks,” and hung-up.
The public.
It’s a series of tubes.
https://youtu.be/R8XSo0etBC4?si=gP6DekWnzYqt2yRI
Tubes and bubbles!
And these people vote.
Which explains a lot, actually.
I’m actually surprised you haven’t had more stupid calls, there were people who called 911 for facebook being down
I was just typing this to her highness…
(Call-taker) next to me just asked a caller, “What (someone) are they wearing?” in to help police figure out who’s who on whatever scene. “Clothes,” was the response.
If they need a lock picked pretty soon you can tell them that you know a guy.
It would be interesting to be a fly on the wall and watch this type of person live their daily life. I suspect it would make me feel like some kind of sage-like, super-competent demigod.
I just bought a lock-picking tool set online.
I’ve never picked a lock nor do I know any locks that need picking.
But now I can.
Make sure you place it with the rope, duct tape, and zip ties in your “dating” bag.
Just his tools.
Enjoy, looks fun!
https://covertinstruments.com/products/genesis-lock-pick
Brick’s so good at lockpicking, he seems to have an invisible touch
Breaking in? Me? Officer, there must be some misunderstanding
Brick rides in Swedish taxis. He insists on an Abba cab
Dammit, I need that flashlight to pick this lock…turn it on again
Ok, that’s all
In this land of confusion, one’s mama can really take it all too hard.
This is the only Phil Collins Genesis song I like. Gumby and I made out to it in his dad’s car when we were in high school.
https://youtu.be/ykaEysI4KYA?si=2p9Z4uo1Pi6L4Qzi
I’d say this would get you added to some watch list, but are there any watch lists you weren’t already on?
Did it come with one of those clear locks? If not worth picking (ha!) one up
I just cancelled my original order (just the Genesis set) and ordered the “Learn Lockpicking Bundle” which includes the Genesis plus a practice lock. I didn’t even notice them before. This was obviously an impulse purchase.
I’m on so many top-secret-clearance lists (expired) that I don’t need to give a shit about watch lists or the discount rent-a-cops who attempt to enforce them and I’ve tested this rule before. Brick gets around.
https://covertinstruments.com/products/learn-lockpicking-bundle
Gumby took a locksmithing class years ago. He had a set of picks, I’m not sure if they were among the tools I kept or the ones I got rid of.
+1 on BLTs being quality
It is so weird to read you guys posting about baseball considering I used to love it and now I have no clue who you guys are talking about.
Reggie Jackson still Mr. October?
Do you mean Dwayne Zackemore?
Now that’s clearly a made up name!
I think it’s Bob Dylan’s birth name.
Damn, I thought you would get that Baseketball reference…
Believe it or not, I’ve never seen that movie.
Rectify that!
Cal Raleigh just hit #50 – hope Ayo is there!
Not tonight. I’ll be there Wednesday though to watch the end of the Padres sweep.
I posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcIed4DCpo&list=RD5DcIed4DCpo&start_radio=1
I did not post that crap
Sorry kill me
Just in case you need your mind blown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1j3GfJuR4&list=RD5DcIed4DCpo&index=2
Alcaraz looks like a freed soldier from the Unsullied
The wife was remarking on the magenta outfit.
Damn, I’m coloUrblind. At first I thought it was black, then dark blue, and now I can finally see that it’s red.
I guess the Nationals are that bad. At least the Yankees are going to get some confidence back. Put Volpe back in!
I had this scheduled, but it did not seem to occurr. Sorry for the lateness.
All good, the pepper pic is priceless.
It was really amazing in person, I like getting stuff at the farmer’s market, but I always feel guilty to buy from one place and not another.
Ha, I know what you mean. I try not to make eye contact with the vendors I don’t buy anything from.
Better late than pregnant.
Better throw it down the stairs, just in case. – M. Gaetz, Pensacola, FL
Yeah.
Yeah..
We’re not expecting a royal spare, are we?
Just dismember me now if that’s the case.
You just need to get rid of one member…
HOW MUCH MORE CLEAR DO I HAVE TO BE
I would be worried about being dis-membered if you were expecting.
See directly above
Hey! Stop spoiling future editions of Request Line!