Let’s keep it rolling.
To The Games!
Niners/Seahawks:
The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for both teams. One last huzzah! to Sam Darnold for rescuing his career from ignominy and also getting a much bigger pay cheque than anyone would have imagined.
Titans/Broncos:
C’mon, popular Survivor pick! Cam Ward has to be the least-discussed overall #1 draft pick in recent memory-and that’s probably a good thing with respect to his development. I predict he’ll be the difference-maker in a few tilts later on this year. [the taste of Will Levis slowly dissipates in Don T’s mouth]
Lions/Packers:
Here’s your late slate banger! Goff has slowly shed his “can’t play outside on the road” reputation but if he falls flat here it’ll come roaring back with a vengeance. Green Bay is curious to me in that they seem to be more than capable of getting to the second round of the playoffs but beyond that I can’t see it.
Texans/Rams:
Stafford is good to go? Those back owies tend to nag though. [looks quickly at depth chart] We’ll be seeing some Jimmy G at some point I’m sure. Speaking of the position, is this year’s Stroud going to be more like that rookie that took the league by storm/surprise or the soph that regressed a bit? I think he’s too talented and that he’ll bounce back.
Enjoy the games everyone.
I mean, I agree not kicking the FG. A block is far and away TN’s best chance to get into the game. But you can pooch punt, takes more time off the clock and nets 16 yards at the VERY worst.
(exhales)
rammmmit
Calling upon my inner Nancy Kerrigan:
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY????
That was an odd decision
Good think our DL was loaded on PCP the whole way through. Needed every last bit of manic energy.
They came through big time for Raccoon With A Meth Pipe, so the PCP is fitting.
That Jordan Battle interception is something else. No matter how elite Flacco may still be, he’s still throwing to the fucking Browns receiving corps.
the tits are dumb as all hell
asbestos implants not working so well
Not gonna lie-I still want to squeeze them.
donks not much smarter
Magical Lion’s Foot
God Fucking Damn It, Lions! We were rooting for you!
Get yer fresh bananacakes in LA!
Aww Rams have Parkinsons I’m rooting for them today.
OH NO, DISASTER!
lol Texans.
Who?
ward and nix with completion percentages straight outta the 1960s
nix a little better, but lol at this yards per completion
*attempt
(but i suppose per completion isnt that good, either)
DONKS VAR’D
yeah, he didn’t make it
Sam Fucking Darnold.
Hey itsa Bosa!
Doh’Arnold
Oh Sam. Sam I am.
Well fuck me with that special person’s appendage
Needed some Special Young Man grip strength
Welp, that sure changes things.
FUCK! I’d be even more pissed if the Niners had any actual connection to SF.
TOONCES TOOK IT AWAY GOOD GOD
What a terrible decision and even worse throw. And it WORKED
Toonces the Driving Cat is Santa Clara’s backup TE??
The Seahawks are ahead in spite of themselves.
Not for long.
Donks!
There we go, running game!
Nuts
Good thing they gave that Pearsall kid a shot.
BILL WOO!
Savannah kitties appear to be suffering from loss of habitat
Big fish, little fish, speedin’ off-tackle!!!
WTF was that scaredy cat FG for the HOX?
//scribbles game over with vodka in notebook
I’ve no idea how the Tomsulas still have a chance to win. They’ve been complete ass.