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To The Games!

Niners/Seahawks:

The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for both teams. One last huzzah! to Sam Darnold for rescuing his career from ignominy and also getting a much bigger pay cheque than anyone would have imagined.

Titans/Broncos:

C’mon, popular Survivor pick! Cam Ward has to be the least-discussed overall #1 draft pick in recent memory-and that’s probably a good thing with respect to his development. I predict he’ll be the difference-maker in a few tilts later on this year. [the taste of Will Levis slowly dissipates in Don T’s mouth]

Lions/Packers:

Here’s your late slate banger! Goff has slowly shed his “can’t play outside on the road” reputation but if he falls flat here it’ll come roaring back with a vengeance. Green Bay is curious to me in that they seem to be more than capable of getting to the second round of the playoffs but beyond that I can’t see it.

Texans/Rams:

Stafford is good to go? Those back owies tend to nag though. [looks quickly at depth chart] We’ll be seeing some Jimmy G at some point I’m sure. Speaking of the position, is this year’s Stroud going to be more like that rookie that took the league by storm/surprise or the soph that regressed a bit? I think he’s too talented and that he’ll bounce back.

Enjoy the games everyone.

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King Hippo

I mean, I agree not kicking the FG. A block is far and away TN’s best chance to get into the game. But you can pooch punt, takes more time off the clock and nets 16 yards at the VERY worst.

SonOfSpam

(exhales)

rammmmit

King Hippo

Calling upon my inner Nancy Kerrigan:

WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY????

SonOfSpam

That was an odd decision

King Hippo

Good think our DL was loaded on PCP the whole way through. Needed every last bit of manic energy.

Horatio Cornblower

They came through big time for Raccoon With A Meth Pipe, so the PCP is fitting.

Unsurprised

That Jordan Battle interception is something else. No matter how elite Flacco may still be, he’s still throwing to the fucking Browns receiving corps.

Last edited 5 months ago by Unsurprised
fleshwound_NPG

the tits are dumb as all hell

Gatoraids

asbestos implants not working so well

LemonJello

comment image

fleshwound_NPG

donks not much smarter

Unsurprised

Magical Lion’s Foot

Unsurprised

God Fucking Damn It, Lions! We were rooting for you!

Gumbygirl

Get yer fresh bananacakes in LA!

Jimbo

Aww Rams have Parkinsons I’m rooting for them today.

Last edited 5 months ago by Jimbo
Mr. Ayo

OH NO, DISASTER!

lol Texans.

Horatio Cornblower

Who?

fleshwound_NPG

ward and nix with completion percentages straight outta the 1960s

fleshwound_NPG

nix a little better, but lol at this yards per completion

fleshwound_NPG

*attempt

(but i suppose per completion isnt that good, either)

fleshwound_NPG

DONKS VAR’D

King Hippo

yeah, he didn’t make it

Beerguyrob

Sam Fucking Darnold.

Jimbo

Hey itsa Bosa!

Gatoraids

Doh’Arnold

Mr. Ayo

Well fuck me with that special person’s appendage

King Hippo

Needed some Special Young Man grip strength

Beerguyrob

Welp, that sure changes things.

IMG_1292
Unsurprised

FUCK! I’d be even more pissed if the Niners had any actual connection to SF.

King Hippo

TOONCES TOOK IT AWAY GOOD GOD

King Hippo

What a terrible decision and even worse throw. And it WORKED

King Hippo

Toonces the Driving Cat is Santa Clara’s backup TE??

Beerguyrob

The Seahawks are ahead in spite of themselves.

Mr. Ayo

Not for long.

Gumbygirl

Donks!

King Hippo

There we go, running game!

Unsurprised

Nuts

Jimbo

Good thing they gave that Pearsall kid a shot.

Last edited 5 months ago by Jimbo
Mr. Ayo

BILL WOO!

Doktor Zymm

Savannah kitties appear to be suffering from loss of habitat

King Hippo

Big fish, little fish, speedin’ off-tackle!!!

Mr. Ayo

WTF was that scaredy cat FG for the HOX?

//scribbles game over with vodka in notebook

King Hippo

I’ve no idea how the Tomsulas still have a chance to win. They’ve been complete ass.