We get the usual too many games to mention/three tilts split today. Let’s take a look.

To The Games!

Broncos/Colts:

It’s still hard to believe that a Daniel Jones-led offense scored on all seven of their possessions. Maybe Carlie Irsay-Gordon knows what she’s doing? Are those two things even related? Probably not. What seems to be overlooked is that the defense did their part and created three turnovers as well. Bo Nix needs to clean up his play a bit more-he and Mayfield lead the league in most games with two or more INT’s since the beginning of last year.

Panthers/Cards:

Rookie wr Tet McMillan is the alpha guy right out of the gate (there isn’t much to choose from) in this Carolina offense-he led everyone with 9 targets and that’s not going to change over the course of the season, that’s for sure. This does look like Arizona’s game to lose as I see the Murray-Harrison Jr connection doing some damage today.

Eagles/Chiefs:

Rematch! K.C. insists that they’re going to make Pats disappointment Tyquan Thornton into a viable player. Well, do they have any other choice given the statuses of Worthy and Rice? Or maybe just stuff the ball down Hollywood Brown’s throat again? He had 16(!) targets last week. Maybe it won’t be that big a deal-after all, Philly is starting the struggling Adoree Jackson at one of their corner spots.

Do your thing.

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King Hippo

Sheriff Country! A rural cop!! With a VAGINA!!!!!

BC Dick

Sheriff Cuntry, you mean?

BaldingSpiritually

Hi Minnesota, it’s Carolina. Can we have our old man receiver back. In exchange we’d like to offer a younger version from South Carolina who talks funny

Doktor Zymm

I would say something encouraging, but I started the Arizona D/ST

King Hippo

#MeToo

Redshirt

Cash Out is gone. Looks like I’m riding or dying with Indianel Jones.

Doktor Zymm

I’m guessing it’ll come back if they score on this drive

LemonJello

“Indianel Jones” is just *chef’s kiss* so good.

Doktor Zymm

I bet Jalen Carter could get a chew sponsorship

BaldingSpiritually
Gatoraids

and this little kyle ran weee wee wee all the way to the 20

Doktor Zymm

Turns out this Panthers/Cardinals game is just an extended metaphor for classic Sylvester and Tweety cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCWtvPIUJj4

litre_cola

My buddy’s wife brought over wings, brisket, and ribs. She’s a keeper.

The Maestro

I am salivating 4000 km away.

King Hippo

I need MOAR brisket in my life, for sure.

Doktor Zymm

At least with my new projector setup the stupid red zone ads only bring the game down to the size of the largest screen based TV

Doktor Zymm

I hope he didn’t hurt his coccyx

fleshwound_NPG

lol andy reid went with a 1940s T-formation and the result is NOPE

BC Dick

I made lasagne last night and today, smoking far more weed than usual, I tried toaster oven reheated lasagne soaked in Tabasco with sour cream on it (ideally, I only had plain yogurt) and it was a revelation of tastetation. Just for the record.

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Doktor Zymm

Hm, I bet late season Bears ticket prices are looking cheaper now

fleshwound_NPG

even during the bad, bad years they still pack that stadium

they should stop doing that

Doktor Zymm

Only for division games, I’ve seen WAS play there 3 times and I got first 10 rows endzone for under $100 each time.

Doktor Zymm

LOL, yeah, the Niners are NAWT going to the Owl this year

LemonJello

It’s still early, I’m sure tickets for good seats are still available.

Doktor Zymm

68! Some loooooong kicks today

Jimbo

1 more yard would have been noice.

ThePirateSloth

Not to brag or anything, but I’m home alone and about to make carna asada tacos for myself.

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ThePirateSloth

I’ll trade a taco for autocorrect to go get fucked. Carna? Ugh.

Don T

From gender-conscious cows right to your table!

Jimbo

I think he means the tacos are made from carnies, circus folks.

https://youtu.be/ZXRfnIfFYFI?si=IBJoOrPC3-I1WbMZ

Gumbygirl

Wonder why they didn’t go for two there?

Doktor Zymm

Acquaintance of mine had a cut on her foot go gangrenous leading to heart failure while she was going down some stairs. She woke up a few weeks later with an amputated leg and finger. But I’m sure Joe Burrow will be fine.

Redshirt

Indiana’s Head Coach pissing off the officials enough to draw a flag is making that Cash Out button look tempting…

fleshwound_NPG

you know how bad you gotta be to be THE DUMBEST fbi administration?

Doktor Zymm

Apparently they regularly use the shelter to incinerate drugs, there was an exhaust fan that wasn’t working this time

Gumbygirl

Lol, Trump said ” smart people don’t like me.” First true statement he’s ever made. It’s even more hilarious when his cult has no idea that it means they’re stupid.

fleshwound_NPG

4th and 1

“we are gonna give it up the middle. to our rookie. tight end. for no gain.”

oh fat humps

Doktor Zymm

This James Connor kid looks pretty good

Doktor Zymm

Oof, how bad was the Bears game?

fleshwound_NPG

bailed in the 1st to watch wimmins playoff basketball

Gumbygirl

Goff is good.

Gumbygirl

That new Donks stadium land looks like a Superfund site. Have a little cancer with yer football, Denver!

Redshirt

Now I gotta pay close attention to the late games.

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Doktor Zymm

What you got? Can’t see anything after Cows

Redshirt

Cardinals (vs. Car.), Colts (vs. Den) and Eagles (vs. KC) to all win.

After that, Vikings (vs. Atl.) tonight and TB (vs. Tenn) and LA (vs. LV) tomorrow.

Gumbygirl

Can’t be Tennessee, they lost to Rammit.

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Redshirt

Texans. I’m blind.

Gumbygirl

They all look alike!

LemonJello

Not a real team. Awful early for a bye week…

Doktor Zymm

Didn’t Tenn play today? I don’t think there’s any other team that could be playing in that spot tho

Doktor Zymm

Oh well, still a great showing for NYG in the Jerrahdome

Gumbygirl

Wheeeeeee!

fleshwound_NPG

russ drags the GINTS asses into the OT, just to lateral and armpunt their way into the L

King Hippo

ALERT! From DraftFansKingDuel!!!

Over/under on Northern Ontario hobos skinned tonight – 4.5

Gumbygirl

It would be epic if they miss the field goal.

Mr. Ayo

Alas, twas not to be.

fleshwound_NPG

LOL RUSS

Doktor Zymm

RUSS LEFT THE GAS ON AFTER COOKING

Redshirt

Arm Punt!

Gumbygirl

Lololol Dangerruss!

Doktor Zymm

This game totally confirms my hypothesis that NFC East football is best when both teams are bad

King Hippo

TAKE THE POINT, VEP

King Hippo

SEE????????????

King Hippo

THREE goddamned missed tackles/.

Redshirt

This is the most glorious cluster of a game I have ever seen…and I’ve only been watching with :10 left in the 4th quarter.

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King Hippo

Quality of play? D/D-
Watchability? A++++++

fleshwound_NPG

….glorious tie?

Gumbygirl

Possible.

Mr. Ayo

INCOMING!

Col. Duke LaCross

Praying to Carr’adine.

Doktor Zymm

LOLOPIBOYS!

Doktor Zymm

So the Eagles win last week looks less impressive now, and the Washington win more, and that means the Packers are scary as fuck

Redshirt

Pump Fake Backwards Pass?!

Doktor Zymm

Both Browns RBs outscored Derrick Henry, but that was not foreseeable by anyone so I don’t feel bad

King Hippo

Why would you want the ball first in OT with new rules? Or did the VEP win the toss??

Redshirt

VEP won, I think.

King Hippo

Takes some work for Wilson to be the goat with that passing line, but he fucking managed. GUH.

BaldingSpiritually

Two drives, two turnovers. I’m one turnover away from going back to Borderlands 4

King Hippo

Very happy I left the Qards D/ST in me lineup.

Mr. Ayo

The Person Derby must continue!

King Hippo

Personhood Will Be Celebrated!!

Unsurprised

I’m away from Red Zone all day. Have I missed anything good?

rockingdog

Ummm yes u have.
LOLBoys vs Giants has been Mega Banacakes ROCKING!!!!!

Redshirt

Burrow died so Browning could live.

fleshwound_NPG

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