Your Sunday Evening Denouement

Didn’t think I’d be busting out that word, huh? Bet you’re thinking I didn’t spell it correctly the first three times either, right? You’d be on the nose there.

To The Game!

Falcons/Vikings:

-I don’t know exactly what “rushing success rate” entails but Atlanta was 2nd in the league last year at 47.5% behind Bijan’s work but last week they were 2nd-worst at 28.6%.

-Given the state of Minny’s interior defense (mostly injuries) they are susceptible to a running attack at the moment.

-McCarthy’s play last week seemed like typical behavior in that he struggled with speed/processing for quite a while but then showed a few of the skills that made him a first round pick in 2024. He’ll be a bit of a mixed bag through the season.

-Did you want clarity with respect to the Aaron Jones/Jordan Mason backfield situation/split? No. Not yours. Turns out they alternated pretty much every series. Mason is the more explosive of the two and if that manifests itself in big plays he’ll pull ahead.

Have at it.

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Unsurprised

More ugly sacks than Peyton in a room full of female trainers.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1nh9avb/highlight_all_5_of_the_falcons_sacks_in_the_first/

rockingdog
WCS

Speaking of Chokies, I’ll be damned:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/acc/2025/09/14/virginia-tech-brent-pry-coach-fired/86145160007/

I knew VT was having issues lately, but didn’t think they’d can Pry. And this was ten minutes after this happened:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/bigten/2025/09/14/ucla-fires-deshaun-foster/86142233007/

If Pitt fires Pat Narduzzi during this season, I will eat an entire box of cherry Pop-Tarts. Not only will I full of schadenfreude, but also full of Pop-Tarts!

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-vpsfYxgEg

I’ll let MattbeBald elaborate further. UCLA is a mess at the moment. Any LA DFOers have connections to the Bruins? Happy to see their plight? Couldn’t care less?

Unsurprised

I believe we have a bear in the clubhouse.

WCS

Buddy didn’t go to UCLA.

Unsurprised

Speaking of Chokies

And in other news, Charlie Kirk is still dead.

Doktor Zymm

I’m awake, I swear!
Anything happen in the second half?

Mr. Ayo

There was a touchdown!

Doktor Zymm

Amazing!

Redshirt

Well, that game is over. Not sure how we’ve move on, but I guess we’ll do it. One day at a time.

fleshwound_NPG

*sees MNF lineup*

well, at least there are two games.

Gatoraids

Eli’s magic eight ball told him to take the week off

WCS

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It was broken during a fight with Cooper over who gets the last Yoo-hoo in the fridge.

Unsurprised

Much like Cooper’s spine in the womb.

Sharkbait

Of all the football games played, that was certainly one of them.

blaxabbath

Looks like punt returner Price’s career is about to see Charlie Kirk in Valhalla.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s not a chance Kirk, or anyone remotely like him, would get into Valhalla.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Look at these pathetic Chiefs trying to use Charlie Kirk’s accelerated arrival into the afterlife as an excuse for losing smh

execution
Gatoraids

people will blame Taytay for Kelce fall off but starting your own podcast has to be a more detrimental affect on you and society

fleshwound_NPG

“Is Kansas City’s 0-2 start linked to a possible Transgender employee?”

-Wall Street Journal

Beerguyrob

“Interception Falcons!”

“You know who else got picked off this week, Mike?”

Unsurprised

That dangling carotid

fleshwound_NPG

green bay better wrap up this division by thanksgiving or everybody gonna have questions

Don T

JJ McCarthy just became a father. Bears repeating: kids ruin everything.

Horatio Cornblower

Looks like Minnesota shoulda kept the reta Sam Darnold after all.

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