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Hey.
Slow week in the news cycle. Glad to see you came back for another week of the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues updates. Shall we take a look at what happened in Fantasy football Week 2? Come with me.
It’s a world of pure imagination.
Freezer Vodka League
Week 2 Match-Ups
Week 2 Standings
Original Recipe White Claws and Orwellian Ungoodundaythink sit atop the standings at 2-0. Ten teams are lying in wait, taking careful aim at the top teams with hopes to take them down like a shot from a high powered rifle. Early contenders for relegation appear to be Shiba is for the People and Dead Hobos at 0-2.
Lowratio League
Week 2 Match-Ups
Week 2 Standings
Dick’s Sweet Candy Asses, Rod Rust never sleeps, A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge and AI Abuelas are in the catbird seat for promotion with 2-0 records. Hot Meaty Milkshakes, CeeDee’s Unsolicited Nix Pics, Sebastian’s Swag Team and Ambiguous Aaron Rodgers are hoping for a turning point in their seasons at 0-2 and looking for a win. That leaves the remaining teams sorting themselves out like a Food Lion “Make Your Own” six pack.
Lowratio League Blowout of the Weak
Lot of games still to be played in both leagues, and who knows which team may just blast into the lead like a .30-06 to the neck! Prove the naysayers (and Yahoo’s AI) wrong.
Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!
Until Next Time!
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