Four games but only the one banger but there’s a half-decent hate watch available as well. Let’s do it.
To The Games!
Broncos/Bolts:
Denver loves to send pressure but has had mixed results doing so-6 sacks vs Ward but only one against Dimes. Herbert has fared mighty well when five or more guys are sent in his direction, throwing 72% with 5 TD’s and nary an INT. Each Charger wr (McConkey, Allen or Johnson) is worthy of a start if you have injury woes because they’re all being targeted at the same rate.
Saints/Seahawks:
New Orleans’ hopes hang on a Rattler that has not won a start yet. (0-8) Smith-Njigba is off to a fast start-if he grabs 100 yards worth of balls (Phrasing?) he will be the very first Seahawk to do that in three consecutive weeks out of the gate.
Cowboys/Bears:
Dallas should take this easily. Their DC Eberflus is intimately aware of all of Williams’ flaws so the game plan should be easy-peasy to construct. And as we know, courtesy of Ben Johnson, is that Caleb does not have a grasp of the playbook yet. Dak is playing out of his mind early-when does the lower body injury occur?
Cards/Niners:
A matchup only a West Coaster could love. Some might say Indy but I think Arizona’s 2-0 start is the one that is the weakest in the league. After all, it’s been the Panthers and Saints that they’ve “dominated”, winning by single digits each time. Backup Mac should have a day because the Cards have a weak secondary.
It’s all yours now.
Looks like I’ll be riding on Tuesdays instead of Sundays at least until the end of October. Time to look at the schedule and see if I want to catch a game somewhere new!
I’m not sure if my schedule will allow it, but I might need a seat partner for the Texans/Seahawks MNF on Oct 20 if I can go.
Keep me updated!
Jesus, I didn’t expect much from the Dallas D, (said Debbie), but this is really bad.
Halftime for the Bears
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polish sausage
Friends, Rome Odunze, Countrybears, LEND ME YOUR FOOTBALLS
Countrybears? It’s a jamboree!
God Fucking Damn It!
I finally get to take a nap and I miss something good.
In retrospect, maybe naming a team after a group of people best known for being martyred in various painful and spectacular ways wasn’t the best idea
AI Abuelas just beating the absolute tar shit out of Bondi Fetish Garden Noems today.
Just brutal.
“Bears plowing Cowboys: A Buddy Cole tribute”
Now showing on Apple TV+
and after all the Bullshit its a tie game
let’s how the Dallas Defense embarrass themselves on this drive
Back to normal
Probably not a lot of fiber in the Arctic Circle to help “move things along” for that poor bear.
“The Bears had too many men on D and now there’s a penalty on the unit.”
“Boy, if I had a nickel…”
-Buddy Cole
Too many Bears on the field
What is the NFL Rules for a running clock? 10 minute quarters? Mercy Rule?
I do appreciate Dak doing his best to make me feel better about leaving Hunter Henry and his 25 points on my bench by throwing over and over again to Jake Ferguson.
Mrs. Horatio is in California this week, so you know what that means: time to figure out where to order a pizza from tonight.
And the winner is Camille’s in Tolland, CT.
Worth the ride.
Sexy.
I’m gonna make myself a pizza in my iron skillet at halftime.
I never think to do that. Maybe next Sunday? Too high/lazy today.
There has been a lot of Trojan War cosplay in the NFL in recent years
“Trojans? Never use ’em.”
-Cromarite, A.
The NBA on the other hand cant give’em away
lol, 15+ years later and anytime they mention Drew Brees my immediate reaction is pure “Fuck You Drew Brees!!!”
We have history.
Not watching decent football, but hey got to see a guy die in real time!
Was it Jerry Jones?
Don’t make me hope, man.
Per the Damar Hamlin rule, teams have five minutes to warm up once the Funeral Home clams the body.
Bears secondary depleted. Cowboys have Dak Prescott, Cee Dee Lamb, and George Pickens.
Brian Schottenheimer: “I am going to establish the run, even if I have to kill Cee Dee to do it.”
Yep, no CeeDee. Twisted his ankle
Are we sure the Saints are actually NFL players and not a sack of semi-sentient potatoes?
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“Hey! Leave us out of this!!”
-Sack of semi-sentient potatoes
Sam Darnold CAN hit the broad side of an AJ Barner
he better be ordering a Hit on Eberflus
Pretty sure Eberflus didn’t trade his All-Pro linebacker a week before the regular season started just because he had a hissy fit over negotiations that should have been done last year.
“WHAT IN THE TARNATION IS GOING ON WITH MY GOTTDAMMED STARS?”
Caleb seeing his Dragon fly away
Good job Bears receiving unit? Bizarre!
Bearsdown!
Oh, good Chicago is beating a team handedly. Today isn’t really happening. Its only a NyQuil induced nightmare.
Just the worse Defense. Can Dallas leave Eberflus in Chicago.
You can still have a defense if you don’t have a gender.
But you don’t HAVE TO.
On the plus side, for my FF purposes, t’would appear Dak will be throwing a lot today.
Sticking with the silk bathrobe, but moving from hammock chair to full hammock for the late window
May St. Christopher himself bless your travels.
Sounds like you got your own personal hammock district
and CeeDee is mostly dead
He’s nodding and smiling on the sideline.
“Yes, I can see the exposed bone. No pain though, probably because my nerves are severed. HAHAHA!!”
-music industry executive circa 2003
If they lose Lamb because they wanted to use him as running back…
a schottenheimer wanting to run the ball too much? why i never
Ok. I’m just gonna sit here and be mad at myself for not being at this got damn game.
I can also be salty at useless Seahawks fans who did not buy my seats all fucking week, even as I dropped them to $20 under face value at 7am this morning
You’re a pirate; you’re supposed to be salty.
Aarrr!
Rawr!
Bear Receiver on his way to the End Zone
I haven’t seen cowboys being mistreated by bears like this since Buddy Cole’s Halloween Party photo album
Koala level start for the Bears! (because they did a good and a koala is NAWT REALLY A BEAR)
That thing is riddled with chlamydia.
We don’t know where that Chicago D has been
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Absolutely one of the funniest things ever.
Damn it’s nice having a stress free Sunday.
First one in a loooong time.
SKOL!
Erin Andrews shoulder-wise looking like a character from a Tim Burton Halloween movie.
That is a wonderful song. I never get tired of it.
Fuck it all. I should’ve gone to the game today.
Stupid me having 6 animals in my house plus a foster cat with no one to watch them while MtsTPS works all weekend.
Bah gawd, king! That’s…that’s Beastmode’s music! He’s in the stadium!
Seahawks are going to make this ugly
I’m in a tight FF match with Dak Prescott as my starting QB against a badly weakened Bear secondary, so I’d say that lower body injury Scotchy referred to will occur about 3 minutes into the 1st quarter.
I have Dak too. I’m already dead!
You know, it’s possible Sam Darnold could be great this season.
Great enough to use the non-safety scissors?
To be trusted around the paste jar?
If they did not want you to eat it, they shouldn’t make it taste so good.
If your cousin replaces you cus you have a struggling penix, you might be a redneck .
-Jeff Foxworthy
Also works as a Brazzers title.
My SIL is in a suite at SoFi watching the Clips. Her friend is a degenerate gamblor and always gets perks. She’s a Donks fan. I have the orange dog, going to get my steps in today! Yay Steelers, yay Jags, lol Brownies! I’m getting murdered by death in Freezer Vodka, but at least it’s been a fun day of football.
The Jets just did a really good thing. I may have to go lay down, I seem to be hallucinating.
There’s still time.
There it is
Jets fans right now: