Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Crantastic Gamble

Hello and happy Friday once again! Thankfully stuff has kind of calmed down this week, with the exception of preparing to take a professional certification exam. I’m not exactly feeling confident since the training class was in July and I’m only taking the exam now but we’ll see how it goes. As to the drink this week, I felt like doing a little bit of an experiment. It’s starting to feel proper fall up here, with cool mornings and evenings, but warm afternoons. I thought I’d get into the fall spirit a bit early and try a cranberry Manhattan. I figured I’ll adjust the vermouth for cranberry, and orange bitters for angostura. I’m guessing it’ll trend to be more of a rye sour, but still seems like a good idea.

Cranberry Manhattan

2 oz. Rittenhouse Rye

1 oz. Cranberry juice

2 dashes Orange Bitters

Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Add ice. Stir and strain into a coupe.

Strong notes of cranberry on the nose. Between this and the color looking redder than I anticipated, I fear one full ounce of cranberry juice will be too much in this application.

Yup. That is too much cranberry. It overpowers the rye almost instantly, and something about this is…off. I’m not sure what but the flavors seem to be fighting each other. I figured the rye would offset the bitterness of the cranberry, but it really doesn’t. It’s like it is just layered onto the base rye and they’re fighting for my attention. I was wondering if I needed something else in there, and clearly I do. I’m thinking the bitters might be a mistake too. I chose to use orange bitters since citrus and cranberry is a good combination but yikes, this wasn’t the case. I think it just added to the conflicting flavors going on here. Another miss.

Thankfully the finish is just a diminishing combination of the rye and cranberry. It doesn’t linger and leaves rather quickly, which is a good thing in this case. I suppose all of my experiments can’t be winners and unfortunately this is one of them. However I did finish it though because I’m no quitter. Just based on that alone it’s not the worst one I’ve ever made in this space, but it’s kinda close. I do think it’s salvageable, especially since I’ve used cranberry successfully before. This might get put on the back burner though. Perhaps one to tweak for thanksgiving…

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

5 4 votes
Article Rating
Sharkbait
Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
Subscribe
Notify of
28 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
NotShogunButShogun

Diddy Diddy Diddy can’t you see, next stop peni-ten-tia-ry

Redshirt

Defense’s whole argument is he is a loving, great, brilliant, changed man who’s sorry for what he did but not to the point of accepting guilt and/or responsibility. They may be adding months to his sentence with every minute they talk.

BeefReeferLives

Sorry Puffy, but you’re not an elected republican official, so you have to go to jail for trafficking and raping children.

SonOfSpam

Since it’s Friday, I went down a Wiki rabbit hole about The Cars (who of course were awesome), and found this tidbit about Ben Orr (the late singer of “Drive” and “My Best Friend’s Girl” among others):

Benjamin Orr (né Orzechowski, September 8, 1947 – October 3, 2000)

Known locally as “Benny 11 Letters”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s a mixtape I enjoy that opens with “Magic” and I get a nice healthy dose of frisson each and every time those first few notes play.

https://popdose.com/popdose-conceptual-theater-harry-potter-and-the-goblet-of-fire/

BeefReeferLives

Since it’s Friday, from their appearence on “Fridays” (Love Ric’s turquoise suit)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_2qkBsf6dA

Horatio Cornblower

Ric Ocasek turned out to be a real piece of shit.

BeefReeferLives

Does the Ocean Spray you are using have grape or apple juice in it? I wonder if those ingredients could be contributing to the conflicting flavors…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How in thrall am I to my cat that I not only allowed her onto the kitchen table to lick at the remains of my bowl of yogurt, but that I even removed the spoon to make it easier for her.

Redshirt

To a Cat Person: Perfect Acceptable.
To a Non-Cat Person: You’re the pet.

BeefReeferLives

We must serve our feline Empresses to the best of our abilities. Did you tell her she was a very good girl while she was enjoying her snack?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, I didn’t want to disturb her. In fact, I placed the spoon in my empty teacup extremely gently so as not to make any noise.

King Hippo

All of this checks out, perfectly right and good behavioUr

King Hippo

I know that look Kruger gives in return, which says Yes, you are right to give me praise.

BeefReeferLives

“Yes, I know I am The Feline Most High & Ruler Of All I Survey, ape-slave, but it’s nice to hear every once and a while nonetheless”

BeefReeferLives

Oh, Sharkbait. “Cranhatten” was RIGHT THERE, man…

scotchnaut

I’d have gone with, “You’re right but screw you for pointing it out!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I missed this when it happened, but someone took one of Alex’s power ranking writeups during the depths of Russell Wilson’s last ride (with them) and did a voice recording of it. It’s great.

https://m.soundcloud.com/voiceforanychoice-395860656/broncos-country?si=9def254eb22f4cf8912402fbe39dd88a&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Doktor Zymm

I think you probably need to keep the sweet vermouth and/or use something more concentrated and syrupy for the cranberry flavor.

Or do an infusion, soak a bunch of dried cranberries in the rye for a bit. I did that with gin and some pie spices once and it was great. My roommate at the time said it smelled like Christmas

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can serve it in a mug and call the cocktail BIG CHRISTMAS.

1000001585
BeefReeferLives

Yeah, I’m wondering if the orange from the orange bitters and the cranberry are clashing.. & liking your idea of using an unsweetened cranberry concentrate and an alternate sweetener.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Orange and cranberry are a pretty well-established combination, at least as far as baking is concerned.

BeefReeferLives

Hmmm. That’s a good point. (just because it’s a combo that I do not particularly appriciate doesn’t mean that others wouldn’t enjoy it.)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, you have to pay money to get cranberries on Cape Cod? I thought they just gave them away for free!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We’ve made this before and it’s quite nice.

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/cranberry_upside_down_cake/