Last One, I Swear (till tomorrow)

Some more hot divisional action, which is a good thing in theory.

To The Game!

Pats/Bills:

-Interesting Matchup: Cook has rushed for 100 yards three games in a row and New England has the best run defense behind Cleveland’s, allowing a mere 3.3 yards per.

-Surprisingly, teams don’t pass on the Bills. They have a -14% pass rate over expectation which far and away leads every team. Perhaps coaches are seeing chinks in Matt Milano’s armor? He once was a tackling machine but age and injuries have caught up to him.

-Start your Kincaid: The Pats give up plenty of points to the tight end position.

-Buffalo took a gamble on oft-injured Joey Bosa but it’s paid off early. He has four forced fumbles and tops everyone with a 23% pass rush win rate. His usage has been conservative though-he plays about 75% of defensive snaps.

-Is Drake Maye “The Guy”? One egghead stat backs up the claim. Of all the second-year QB’s that are starting he’s the only one in the top ten in Expected Points Added per dropback, coming in at 5th.

Let the good times roll.

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WCS
Unsurprised

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKBrzyiYFlo

This woman has never been told “no” in her life, right?

Redshirt

I hate to let my Repressed Evil Conservative Side show, but this is what happened when we started coddling the younger generations. I’m not saying we need to bring back corporal punishment, but maybe we’ve gone a bit too far.

WCS

So who are you blaming?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The gay frogs

Doktor Zymm

There have always been assholes like this, what’s new is filming stuff instead of confronting the person and then having to listen to their delusional justifications also on video

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I hate when clients are like “I need this by Monday” but they sure as shit aren’t going to pay you for it by Monday.

WCS

“You should have ordered last week, shouldn’t you have, smart guy?”

// would not recommend this

Sharkbait

The amount of client tickets I get that are **URGENT** but in reality aren’t infuriates me to no end.

BC Dick

I take my roll of nickels when services are provided, thank you very much

Brocky

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Brocky

Again, I realize I bitch way too much about fantasy football, but God damn i am still pissed about the Bengals comeback

Sharkbait

Bitching about fantasy football is half the reason why we’re all here

Horatio Cornblower

Half?

Brocky

The other half is a combination of dick jokes, cocktail recipes, and complaints about people wearing too much clothing

WCS

What’s Mercury Morris do now?

Continue to rot, I guess.

Horatio Cornblower

I was gonna go with “more cocaine”

Brocky

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Redshirt

…that’s it? Okay, next time kneel down.

fleshwound_NPG

one of the quickest years to get all undefeateds dead

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes, only the Jets remain perfect (in a sense).

jjfozz

Listening to post game Ravens show – I’m a masochist – one of the callers from a notoriously redneck whitetrash part of town was calling for Lamar to be let go: “he’s always smiling and wearing those chains on the sideline.”

I’m thinking this caller wasn’t a Kamala fan.

Redshirt

One of the callers after the Week 2 game said we needed to get rid of Joe Burrow because he’s injury prone and holds on to the ball too much. The commentator all but said “Are you out of your Meth-addled mind?!”

jjfozz

It was hilarious

Gumbygirl

It was. And fucking Collinsworth started blathering the second Tirico was done. No acknowledgement, not even his stupid fake laugh. Just a classless piece of shit.

Sharkbait

Hot zero on zero action

Redshirt

How’d you get a video of me on Prom Night?!

Horatio Cornblower

We can has most glorious tie for the second week in a row?

Redshirt

4-0-1 is still undefeated!

jjfozz

Cris, calm down. you’ll run out of jizz for the final two minutes. you fucking simp.

Sharkbait

Muting this game and video chatting Boris was the better move for sure.

Redshirt

I’m turning on a YouTube creator who is play-by-play commenting on the game. He’s amateur but compared to Collinsworth he’s Brent Musburger.

Horatio Cornblower
Gumbygirl

Say hi to Boris for us!

Sharkbait

Done and done!

Horatio Cornblower

Pats about to blow this faster than Robert Kraft in a room full of sex slaves.

Sharkbait

In what universe was that a false start?

jjfozz

Refs doing their best to help Bills

LemonJello

Well, its against the P*triots. So, fuck ’em.

Mr. Ayo

🔱🔱🔱 Up!

1 down, 9 to go.

LemonJello

Vrabel to his defense after those last two plays:

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litre_cola

Patriots composure, nawt good.

Redshirt

Under bet, on life support.