The bye weeks have kicked in so the Falcons, Bears, Steelers and Packers are lollygagging it.

To The Games!

Raiders/Colts:

Geno threw three picks last week-there’s just something about that Jets…what’s the opposite of magic? Indy’s tight end Warren has the most yards four games in of any rookie starting his career. Though the Colts have the fourth-most total points they’ve had some issues in the red zone, only converting on 47% of their chances.

Giants/Saints:

Did anyone take New York in Survivor? (snorts) At least the d-line is playing up to the hype-Abdul Carter, Kayvon and Burns have racked up an impressive 53 pressures so far. Here’s the best case scenario-the Giants enjoy their first and only two game winning streak of the season.

Cowboys/Jets:

Wadda ya do with these mooks that have but one win between them? As per the usual the Jets are their own worst enemy, leading everyone with six fumbles and ranking 7th with 40 penalties. We should see a ton of Dak! to Pickens today, otherwise the latter might start pouting as he is want to do.

Broncs/Eagles:

Whar A.J. Brown? He’s been held to 27 yards or fewer in three of four tilts. But Saquon has picked up the slack. What? He hasn’t rushed for 100 yards yet? Is Philly doing it with smoke and mirrors? J.K. Dobbins became the first Denver rb to run for 100+ yards in 38 games. Cooper DeJean isn’t a one-year wonder. YET!

Fins/Panthers:

Oh look-it’s the red-headed stepchild of Red Zone before us. Ugh.

Texans/Ravens:

Baltimore has a sparkling 13-2 record vs Houston. Ouch! Stroud puts up an average of just 7 points a game so far but could shake out of it today. This is not the Ravens D that you’ve grown accustomed to-they’re down six starters and Next Man Up is nowhere to be found. Lamar is out so Cooper Rush is in and the playbook will look much different. Why would you employ a backup that has none of the traits of the starter?

Have fun out there.

 

 

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Gatoraids

Most dangerous performance by Koolaid since Jonestown

Unsurprised

Flavor-ade. And guns.

Horatio Cornblower

Greg Olson with the nice passive-aggressive shot at Romo not having any SB rings.

Spur

Hell Yeah Donks! and a 2PT

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Unsurprised

Fins score. Donkeys score. Calamity!

Spur

Fins and Cats Game is nuts

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Spur

Come on Donks you can tie this game.

litre_cola

Oh the Iggles are going to lose, don’t worry. The O coordinator is a dimwit.

Unsurprised

Everyone has woken up and I’m about to be surrounded be BOLTMEN! Emphasis on MEN

Horatio Cornblower

That was a terrible roughing call against the NGP, and one that I somehow think isn’t going to make much difference in the outcome.

Spur

Stupid Donk kick returner ran the wrong way.

Unsurprised

As close for Carolina as that one night with their cousins.

Unsurprised

And this was the next night

Spur

The Sacking of Geno Smith, A Tale of Woe.

Unsurprised

At least Miami – Carolina has been close. Two vacuums sucking each other

ArmedandHammered

Sĥhh, you might give the Mrs. R.T.D ideas.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If Rikki could hear you right now he’d be very upset.

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Gatoraids

we have dueling roomba and irobot action in this single floor house

Doktor Zymm

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clint greasewood

Snake Charmer might get his first win for the Saints.

Doktor Zymm

Axxtion Jaxxon Intercexxption

Unsurprised

The life of a Roman Catholic

Horatio Cornblower

So much bourble…

Unsurprised

I wandered into a Ravens bar. The whole room was like out of a Poe-m at the half. I had to leave.

Back to the last neighborhood you’ll ever see a Dungy in, alive.

Unsurprised

This bar has Allagash White on tap. Weird.

Doktor Zymm

Cooper should Rush somewhere else

Horatio Cornblower

Moar liek Cooper Stuffed, amirite?

Spur

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ArmedandHammered

Bird needs to be on top of McStabby, having crushed him in the fall.

litre_cola

I have a parlay riding on Miami. What has my life become?

Gatoraids

Scatabooboo shitting himself los Gigantes style

Spur

its getting ugly in Baltimore. I’m hearing boos.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh no not Charm City!

LemonJello

When the gunfire erupts, you know its bad.

Or a day ending in -y.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s when the gunfire goes quiet that you know things are really bad.

Spur

Donks cant complete a forward pass

Horatio Cornblower

Bo Nix has regressed.

Spur

what happened? the playbook got expanded and he’s overwhelmed?

Horatio Cornblower

Guessing other teams caught on to his tendencies and he hasn’t changed them up yet.

Horatio Cornblower

That should keep Pickens happy another week, anyway.

WCS

The J-E-S-T are making the Cowboys look cromulent.

This is not a drill.

Doktor Zymm

It’s difficult not to overdo the tanking when you’re playing against such a crap team

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki’s existence on what should be a lovely, quiet, relaxing Sunday:

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Does she start upstairs, where I am not? No, she starts downstairs, where I am, and then proceeds upstairs, where I have fled to.

Horatio Cornblower

Mrs. Horatio waits until I leave the house to walk the dog before she vacuums. it’s just basic human/canine decency.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If that were the case here the dog and I would have to log 80 miles per week.

Horatio Cornblower

You’ve both always wanted to run a marathon, right?

Horatio Cornblower

The Jets decision making is so bad it could melt steel beams.

Spur

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fleshwound_NPG

if tv is gonna force me to watch vegas (got no cbs game now) im watch the wimmins bball aces instead today and not the fucking raiders anymore

Doktor Zymm

Gee, amazing what happens when you actually get the ball to your best uninjured player!

Gatoraids

they get injured too?
— 4911ers

fleshwound_NPG

geno was a former ny jets qb and is now a raiders qb

fields is a former bears qb and is now a jets qb

those are awful combos that can never be undone

WCS

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Gatoraids

Jets having their decision makers come from Chicago didnt work well for Boeing either

King Hippo

if the SeaTruthers are willing to talk trade on a quartered back, you RUN AND FUCKING SMASH YOUR PHONE

Doktor Zymm

Guys, I think the Clots might win this game

Gatoraids

GENODOWNs!

King Hippo

Hanson Rattlesnake reference HE TOTALLY READS US

Senor Weaselo

All right, which one of you chucklefucks is it?

/Please be the good Governor, that would be hilarious

Doktor Zymm

Stupid invasive wingstop commercial.

Horatio Cornblower

Wow. So. Those Jets, huh?

King Hippo

Man, thank goodness mah cracker ass ain’t say they’d win 10+ this season smgdh

Doktor Zymm

JTT auditioning for the AFL with that dribble

Redshirt

(sees HOU/BAL score)

Okay, so Pittsburgh is going to win the AFC North, with or without a winning record.

fleshwound_NPG

they’ll be 8-7-2 and win the north by like 3 games

Doktor Zymm

Gumbygirl is kicking my butt in freezer vodka

Gumbygirl

It’s still early. You just got some Zay Flowers points

LemonJello

Balmer is just liquid shit now, aren’t they?

clint greasewood

United States might have to pay tariffs to the UK for sending the Jets their next week.

fleshwound_NPG

UK: we are getting jets?

US: yes, we are sending jets to you

UK: are they F-35 jets? dunno if we want those. they have a bad rep

US: we are giving you ny jets

UK: we’ll take F-35s

Doktor Zymm

While I respect that the Ravens are honoring their history of being the Browns, maybe they’ll try giving the ball to Henry in the second half

Horatio Cornblower

I just traded Henry off my team as it seems like either Baltimore doesn’t realize that having him repeatedly pound on a defense pays dividends later in the game or, and this is more likely, since I took Henry with my first pick all those years of pounding on defenses is finally catching up with him and he’s simply not the weapon he was.

litre_cola

Thanks….

Horatio Cornblower

You needed a WR since all of yours were dead. Henry and Jameson Williams for Barkley and what’s left of Mike Evans’s hamstring. Which I’m hoping is more than the twine and duct tape I suspect is actually the case.

Horatio Cornblower

Of course, as soon as I make that trade, having three starting RBs, Chubba Hubbard tweaks his calf and is out this week and, since it’s a calf, probably longer.

Calf injuries suck. I’ve had them and it takes forever to go away and I am hardly maintaining the athletic lifestyle of an NFL player, or even a Carolina Panther for that matter.

Senor Weaselo

Without looking at my fantasy team because my OS is too old to update the Yahoo app, I started Fields over Stroud, didn’t I.

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

DOINK! makes its presence known in New Jersey.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Raiders watching the Jets give up fourteen cheap points just prior to halftime (artist’s conception):

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LemonJello

This Jets D is so bad, the FAA needs to intervene.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That agency no longer exists.” – DOGE

Gatoraids

new pilot for 2 Broke Bra Straps

Wakezilla

Whatever happened to her? Did she go pop out kids or something?

Horatio Cornblower

I thought she married Andrew WK. Not sure about kids.

That Broke Girls show was on long enough that she’s probably got that sweet syndication money coming in, and now she’s on another Tim Allen show where he plays an out-of-touch older guy dealing with ‘these kids today’ because Lord knows we needed another one of those.

LemonJello

SHAN’KHLOR PARTYING IT UP IN THE BIG EASY

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