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Let’s talk about doctors. Wait, let’s talk about patients.

First: Puppies!
Interested in botox injections and wrinkle-reductions? Too bad for you, but great news for your dog in Rio. Dr. Brito will happily, and for a modest fee, apply the latest in surgical procedures for your dear little doggo. He’s even innovating in the ear straightening and eyebrow correction areas. His philosophy is that people like talking to good looking people, so the same applies to your dear pooch.

Second: Tummies!
Reminder that you can pass medical school with the lowest grade in your class. A couple of these advised this particular lady that she needed hernia surgery but it wasn’t urgent so they wouldn’t schedule it and instead put her on the list with other elective surgeries. Seven months later this not medically educated lady decided that her doctors were wrong and plotted a way to get the medical attention she needed. So she broke up a couple of biscuits, mixed it with cranberry juice, threw it in the microwave for a bit, then tossed that about her residence and called paramedics because she was vomiting blood. Some competent doctors operated on her and found her stomach was pressing on her heart enough that she was close to death.

Lastly: Hairies!
This guy had 96% of his body covered in hair. Is that a lot? Yes, he was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records and also got him a role in a movie at the tender age of 6. The downside? Part of that 96% was in his ear and it caused him to lose hearing and induce chronic headaches. Competent doctors performed a hairectomy on his inner ear that lasted four (4) hours. The procedure was a success and he lived happily ever after. And if you’re wondering about that 4%, part of that is actually his face because he refuses to grow a beard or mustache. I’m assuming the last 1% is his immaculately groomed butthole.

So doctors, like life, are a world of contrasts.

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