Cards! Cowboys! Taste the Excitement!

Just look at that neck! Anyway, let’s get rolling.

Fallout:

-You may not have noticed but 9 of the 11 tilts played yesterday were one-score games. That’s the kind of parity The Shield loves to see. By no means were they captivating but they weren’t “turn off the TV” bad either.

-Obligatory Injury Report: Daniels (dislocated elbow) Quinn said, “I shouldn’t have left him in so long”. Sound vaguely familiar? Tucker Kraft blew out his knee, Stroud has a noggin owie and Joe Alt’s ankle requires surgery.

-Trade Deadline Update!: Nothing much going on besides Jealan Phillips going to the Eagles. Names in the news include Waddle, Ridley, Breece Hall and Olave.

-Piling On: The Bengals are the first team in more than 30 years to have a non-QB throw a TD pass against them in consecutive weeks.

-After his walk in the park vs the Giants yesterday, McCafferty has the record for most games(16) with a running and receiving TD in the same game. He was tied with Marshal Faulk.

-Random? Random?: [adjust tin foil sombrero] Cam Little, who now has the record for the longest field goal, was issued a drug test after the game. You’ll recall that Saquon was treated the same after his insane backwards jump last year.

To The Game!

Cards/Cowboys:

-Arizona can’t close games out-they’ve lost five games in a row by a total of 13 points.

-It isn’t Cincy or the Giants that have given up the most passing yards in the league so far-that would be Dallas.

-The Cards tend to play zone and Dak completes passes at a 78% rate vs that coverage. As well, Arizona gives up 9.4 targets to tight ends per game so Ferguson should feast.

-Brissett has thrown for 599 yards in his two starts so it’s no wonder Kyler is being brought along so slowly.

Do your thing!

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Redshirt

The next time I put money on the Dallas Cowboys and their affiliated players, just hit me really hard.

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice punt, Dak!

Sharkbait

4th & 28? NFL Blitz!

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

HOX!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

It looks like neither team wants to keep playing. They just want this game over.

Doktor Zymm

I’m on board with that

LemonJello

“WHO ARE THESE SHIT-STAINED, HALF-WIT, NO GOOD LIMP DICK DUMBASSES WEARING THE UNIFORMS OF MY GOTTDAMMED STARS? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO FIRE SOMEBODY? YEEEEEeeeeeeeHaAAAAAAAAAWWWwwwwwwww I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!”

Jimbo

Tonight we learned Brisket > Ham.

BeefReeferLives

Especially when in Texas.

(Pavlovian response initiated)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Never underestimate the Cowboys’ commitment to letting down their fans.

blaxabbath

Their record says they suck as bad as the Cardinals.

Unsurprised

Cardinals get sucked where I’m from.

Horatio Cornblower

Whose career will be a bigger waste, Aaron Judge or Dak Prescott?

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LemonJello

(C) All of the above

Redshirt

Prescott. Judge doesn’t have to deal with a salary cap and doesn’t get hit except for the occasional bean ball.

Senor Weaselo

Prescott. Judge at least has made the World Series. Or the ALCS.

BeefReeferLives

Cackling breaks out in Yinzerburgh.

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously

Doktor Zymm

That’s silly but hilarious that it happened to the Cowpersons

blaxabbath

Donald Trump can rape a bunch of kids on a foreign-intelligence collection island. But Pickens can’t hold out the ball.

BugEyedBoo

Pickens is good for at least one of those brain farts a game.

blaxabbath

That was like the intentional walk of sacks.

Brick Meathook

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Jimbo

I’m not sold on this Toy Story live adaptation.

SonOfSpam

“You’ve Got A Friend In Me” hits different

Unsurprised

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