Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline

Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets went ahead and traded good parts of the defense away! Sauce Garden, Quinnen Williams, thank you for your service, and enjoy being on teams that aren’t going to be total dogshit. Breece Hall, you’re a running back, so nobody wanted you, not even to give up a 3rd. Sorry bro, you’re here forever/until the inevitable non-ceremonial tossing aside of the running back. Garrett Wilson, you’re actually valuable. And still hurt. Picks? Yeah, they got ’em. 2 1sts from the Clots for Sauce, a ’26 2nd and ’27 1st from the N-GCP for Quinnen, and players such as… noted bonehead Adonai Mitchell?

Fuck it, we Roundball Rock. Full speed a-fucking-head. Maybe they’ll suck enough to not have to trade picks for a QB this year, or next if they’re so inclined. Who will inevitably suck on account of being the quarterback for the Jets, who of course are cursed until Namath’s soul is claimed by Satan. Which will be never, because Satan likes the prolonged torment.

Anyhoo, what’s on tonight?

OH BABY, IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT MAC-TION!

Me remembering Ali Farokhmanesh… wait, that’s Northern Iowa… fuck it, close enough vs. Holy Toledo (Northern Illinois vs. Toledo, 7:00, ESPN2)

Ice-Capades… on Ice!

St. Louis Blues vs. Ovie’s Red Army (STL vs. WSH, 7:30, TNT)

Let Breen Bang

“Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible!” vs. PLAY MR. CARDAMOM, THAT’S MY MUH’FUCKIN MAYOR! (MIN vs. NYK, 7:30, ESPN)

Wemby and Pals vs. Bronny and Pals, YES I SAID IT (SAS vs. LAL, 10:00, ESPN)

As for everyone who’s talked to me over things the last week, I know my cards’ll have to be on the table soon and I know my terms. For the rest of you, you may know, depending on how the story goes.