Where did you go, Starland Vocal Band? Hey, have you made a turkey club sandy yet? What are you waiting for? Let me know what you like to do with the leftovers aside from pop them in the micro. (at this time we’ll not be taking any submissions that revolve around rubbing gravy on erect nipples, SPAM!)
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-Looks like Daniels won’t be playing against the Broncos this weekend so Denver gets to solidify their hold on 1st place in the AFC West. Bastards!
-Baker is trending towards playing and he should because I sat Goff and his 25 points. I mean, it’s just a shoulder thing and it’s his left, non-throwing shoulder. Fer chrissake, rub some stuffing on it and get the hell out there!
-The Chiefs are now 1-5 in one-score tilts. Oh, how the worm has turned!
To The Game!
-Is Philly’s offense in a bit of trouble? They happen to lead the league in percentage of three-and-outs.
-Apparently there’s some whispering about Hurts limiting what can be done as far as play-calling is concerned-that the number of options in the pass game have been whittled down. I believe A.J. had something to say about this and immediately walked it back after pushback. I’m a bit dubious because, how would that affect Saquon’s run game?
-All the kudos belong to Ben Johnson-out of nowhere and appropos of almost nothing Chicago (CHICAGO!) leads the league in explosive plays. They’re also racking up a near entire football field (90 yards) in extra offense vs last year.
-Also, congrats to fantasy managers out there that waited on tight end and then grabbed Goedert as an afterthought-he’s tied for the league lead with 7 TD’s at this point in the season.
-A.J. finally has a bit of momentum and the train might keep rolling because that Bears defense gives up the third-most fantasy points to opposition wr’s.
Let’s do some damage in the comments.
and Devonte Smith is hurt.
What a strange and derpy Afrikan-American Friday this has been. YAY, sportsball!!
Man. I paid good fucking money for my seat and you couldn’t drag me out of the stands before the final whistle. And people have tried, verbally.
I think you pay for entertainment. Once you are no longer entertained, why stay?
I would also never pay to rub elbows with thousands of braying slack-jawed yokels guzzling overpriced warm beer and pissing in stinking metal troughs so maybe I’m not getting it in general.
I’m having difficulty wrapping my head around the Bears being cromulent.
The witch’s curse ended with her?
Shit. The Bears may be good.
GO BEARS
Charmin: “Our competitors”
Buddy Cole Signal
Look, Caleb Williams is as good in the fourth quarter as he is bad in the third quarter.
https://x.com/TreyWallace_/status/1994511148184735811/video/1
Ludicrous
Ok, now about 15 more of those to DJ Moore and I won’t feel as bad about leaving Swift on my bench.
If the Bears are actually good, does that makes last week’s loss a little better?
WCS?
No.
SHANK’LOR makes a rare punting appearance.
Are the Bears good?
Keep that Bear running. Dont let Caleb fuck it up
Remember. Bears are faster than humans. You can’t outrun the bear. You just need to outrun the other guy.
Reward Monagai with a TD!
Swift is on my bench, so he’s gonna get another one.
$3 PBR. No wonder people live in these one horse towns.
The irony of Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us playing Chicago’s RB just hit a meat wall.
HAHAHA.
I feel like I cursed this game mentioning it at the end of last night’s suckfest
Tush Push Fumble?
Of course.
So I guess laying on a teammate Barcalounger doesn’t count as stopped forward momentum?
This randomly was on das Radio earlier. Can’t recall the last time I can state that without my prompting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ONwKCFZaqs
Blaine’s a pain, and that’s the truth.
Bears need to trade Caleb while they can get something for him. plenty of idiot GMs would over pay for him
D’Oh!
Jesus Christ, that wasn’t a screen pass, it was a leper walking into a screen door
This is going to get lost but it is beautiful
This Black Friday Game is living up to the Black Friday theme, wherein it is occurring on a odd day and time to get the same crap we could’ve gotten on Sunday at the usual time.
Wrong Black Friday comment
At least one of these teams should have been thinking ahead yesterday and ordered an offense for next day delivery, free from Prime
They did.
Amazon sent them a shitty Chinese knockoff instead because “it’s the same thing”
Doink
Booooooooooooo
If Caleb had any brains, this Chi**** team could be a monster.
its the nail polish fumes.
Blow this shit up.
/Life In Northern Ontario
My son accidentally ran over a partridge so that’s what he’s frying up for supper tonight.
Now I’m wondering what happened to the dead deer I saw on the side of the road (residential area) yesterday afternoon.
Where was the pear tree?
I’m not sure which group is actually mad, but there’s been some blowback on my in-class statement that “if your last name sounds like O’Reilly or ‘ohammed, maybe don’t cross the border this weekend.”
Watching this crowd lose their shit is entertaining as fuck.
Evergreen
Everything the Philly offense does is now questioned. The players and coaches are overthinking it and its KILLING THEM
Done cleaning up in time for the 2nd half. It appears I have missed . . . little.
This could have been a good game but Incompetency has reared its ugly head.
Fire Patullo, get rid of Hurts. Garbage.
Guess who has DJ Moore and D’Andre Swift and keeps starting the wrong one week after week?
After you’ve guessed Brocky, go ahead and guess me.
Kevin Patullo should be fired at half time
Meatball coach loves him
Happy drinking!*
When I get home of course
Sounds like smoothie time!
do the Rangers outscore the jets this weekend?
Great job Bears.
Manangai knows how to move a pile.
/aaaand Swift with the vulture TD
The Bears are running it on that Eagle ass
That’s not real, is it? You’d have to be some kind of bone stupid to tackle a live bear.
That’s how you know this is in America.
boo birds are already out. love it
“Yeah, what have the Defending Super Bowl Champion Eagles who derailed the Chiefs Dynasty done for us lately?!”
Hippo is now STARTING CAM WARD. May I somehow inherit-by-osmosis DonT’s magick
For what it’s worth, your opponent thinks that’s the better call.
Hippo reckons he is boned no matter what.
spot (challenge), bruh!
Eagles jerseys don’t suck, which is a thing I’ve not said for many a year.
We’re all Bear Fans today, so am sure they’ll disappoint us
I’m rooting for the Tie, so the Packers and Cowboys lose the benefit of the half-win.
Afternoon Folks.
Al Michaels’ head is sinking into his shoulders. Like a fucking vulture.
I’m pretty sure he snacks on carrion, so that fits.
He sure as hell doesn’t snack on leafy greens, going on 60 or so years now. His colon must be one of those black holes that Hawking typed about.