Sexy Friday – 20260102

TGIF! And hello to our new year. My New Year’s Resolution is to continue being awesome.

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How about some famous people cheating? I know they all do, but these are the a couple that are public.

Jacques Cousteau
Jacques wife died in 1990. He then told his son how he had an ongoing 13 year old affair with a flight attendant named Francine. Oh, and he had two children with her as well. Jacques and Francine, now rid of the of the old battle axe, married in 1991. Jacques transferred control on his nonprofit to Francine the next year, causing his son to quit. Then things got grim. In 1997 Jacques himself died with Francine talking full control of the “Cousteau” name. Jacques children and grandchildren were forbidden to use the Cousteau name for oceanographic purposes. Lawsuits followed and Francine won. Can you imagine not being able to use your own name in your business? Eventually Francine won the trademark to the “Cousteau” name. Christ, what an asshole.

Henry Lyons
Reverend and leader of the National Baptist Convention. Things started going awry when his wife found a deed in his briefcase for a beachfront property co-owned by the Reverend and a church employee named Bernice. She searched the property and found her husband’s clothes in Bernice’s closet. She did a little math, then burned the property down. This got a lot of attention, of course, and the National Baptist Convention underwent a financial audit. This did not go well for Lyons. He was charged with grand theft, racketeering, tax evasion, money laundering, and bank fraud. He ended being sentenced to 5 years in prison which seems kind of light.

More cheaters next week to help all of you set your resolutions. PSA: Don’t cheat.

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