So we buried my father last week, and that sucked.
Yes, he was dead at the time. Smartasses.
Needless to say, I’m a bit out of sorts. Pope Mayhem was not a perfect man; he was lazy, he was sometimes self-centered, and he never met a moral high ground he couldn’t immediately cede. But he was also deeply kind, loving, warm, and likely the smartest socially-functional person I ever knew.
Part of his Deal was a memory that caught and held obscure detail incredibly well, while also allowing him to forget where he put down the piece of paper he was holding ten seconds earlier. That, combined with a sense of humor that skewed heavily to the absurd and subversive (Blazing Saddles, UHF, early Steve Martin standup). As far as either of us could tell, I was the only person in the world with essentially the same mental wiring layout, which meant he thought it important that I learned about a lot of Deeply Weird stuff that even our current niche- and nerd-friendly culture has largely overlooked and forgotten.
Here are some of those things. Perhaps they are not new to you. Perhaps they are, and by sharing these I will not be the only one to carry these with me.
1. Putney Swope (1969).
You know how there’s a Robert Downey, Jr.? This implies that there was a Robert Downey, Sr., and it turns out he was a filmmaker. Putney Swope is considered his masterpiece, and it’s a deeply fucked up satire about race and advertising. After the chairman of an advertising agency dies, the remaining board members (prevented from voting for themselves) each decide to cast their vote for the one guy they know won’t win- the sole Black man (Swope). As they all have the same idea, Swope is elected and promptly turns the company upside down.
It’s weird. It didn’t age well. Downey decided to dub over the lead actor’s lines himself because the actor’s voice wasn’t “Black enough”, which in a (broadly) anti-racism satire tells you a lot about the times. 14 year-old Me didn’t know what to do with it. 40-something year-old me still doesn’t. Ultimately, I settled on “a flawed but necessary precursor to Blazing Saddles”.
2. Lord Randall (poem/folk song)
They made Dad memorize this in high school. It’s a weird poem/folk song about a young man who stumbles back to his mom’s house after his girlfriend serves him poisoned eels.
He could still recite it at 75.
It’s thought to refer to Ranulf, Earl of Chester, who kicked it after his wife (allegedly) poisoned him in 1232.
Just shows you how far back “Hoes, Man…” goes as an artistic theme.
3. “What I Am” by Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.
I honestly don’t know what’s going on here. Like, I understand the sentiment of “Choke me in the shallow water, before I get too deep” but it’s a weird refrain for a pop-indie-whatever song from the late 80s.
Then again, he also liked Suzanne Vega, so maybe he was just into quirky cute chicks. That may explain Mother Mayhem.
4. The Secret Life of Machines
This was the Special Treat when I was little. Basically, Mr. Wizard meets Mythbusters meets Explosions and Fire and Jared Owen. With a bitchin’ opening theme song (The Russians are Coming, a variation on Dave Brubeck’s excellent Take Five).


♬…Roborock…Roborock…every morning you greet me…♬
I am sorry to hear about your father, everything except for the movie and poem I have enjoyed, I think I would have loved to talk to your dad. Saw Eddie in concert, sat two rows back from the stage, she was so hot.
I believe the angry old retirees and angry dumb men will both allow a universal elimination of the income tax (of which they are not main contributors).
Many condolences, any time is too soon for losing a loved one.
Poisoned eel guy probably deserved it though, and none of us knew him so it’s okay. He probably gave his girlfriend syphilis with his own poisoned eel and she went for symmetry. Either that or she was just a bad eel cook and he was all whiny about it
Charlie Weis, Jr. (yes, that Charlie Weis)
MAHKEE MAHK

I can’t be the only one see this, right?
Also, there are a strange amount of shirtless Mark Wahlburger pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjpUfdjYR6s
The way things are right now, what do you think DraftKings’ odds are for someone taking an actual gunshot at Lane Kiffen before he coaches a game at LSU?
15%?
Seems reasonable. I don’t give two figs for college ball (why would I give them any perfectly good figs?) and even I think he’s a huge, leaking, ass. I can imagine what fans of the schools involved think
Same damned cromulent JV hoops right now with Spam’s favorite University of Spoiled Children and Nike U.
Sorry to hear about your dad. May your memories of him be a blessing.
Big win for Fightin’ Horatios Men’s Netball Division, as they end Kansas’s 23-game non-conference home winning streak.
Of course, UConn will probably be in the Big 12 relatively soon, as college football continues to ruin everything.
The mid-2000s Big East is resorbing.
My condolences Sir. My Dad developed some odd musical likes late in life too. Maybe Mother Nature’s way of broadening our horizons in our later years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kH0VI8er_w
Year I’ve lost track of asking why this isn’t on every Christmas music station at least twice a day?
I love that song. Jangly guitar always makes me happy. It sounds like sleigh bells in that tune, without being too literal and cheesy.
We have an office game here revolving around deliberately missing certain songs because they’re played too damn much, and yet this continues to lost and forgotten.
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Sorry to hear it Rev.
Sorry to hear loss of Il Papa. lucky enough my dad still around but know will be the odd mental splinters like watching Zardoz or Rollerball that will stick with my brothers too one day.
Sorry for your loss Rev.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ycz0X2msePk?si=MNaaJu3tFHnJPDV5
She is excellent
Mario-TA is brilliant.
Sorry for your loss Rev. All the best to the Mayhems.
Awww, I would have liked your dad!
Sincere condolences. We’re here for you, bud.
On the other hand, Mrs. Dr. Former Esq. Deadly is quite interested in this vacuum video..
Are there those who have wet senses of humor? Why do we allow them to be?
And how do those senses of HumoUr vary from Damp HumoUr and Moist HumoUr?
Mrs. Ben Shapiro hasn’t the slightest concept of what you’re referring to.
All hail and farewell to the Pope.