Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives.
Fightin’ Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox)
No chaos here, thought maybe if Indiana loses, they will plummet all the way down to the THREE SEED oh noes!! But the Brockys haven’t won a B1G title since before my old ass was even born. They’ll want this, and want it badly. Coach Samsquanch is too simple a cro-magnon not to live in the moment, so they’ll also try. It may not be super-tense, but it’s still everybody’s #1 against every sane person’s #2, and we should enjoy watching it for what it is.
Duke But Somehow Not Evil? (+4) v. Wahoowa at Richardson Family Plantation (8:00, ABC)
Time to close the chaos circle, as 7-5 Duke (losers to the MIGHTY Fightin’ Horatios) look to avenge its regular season loss to UVA, and send noted early 19th century.cuckold James Madison into the playoffs. Or maybe the committee puts Duke in anyway. Either way, funny as shit. Wahoowa, on the other hand, lost to Hippo’s Wolven Sort. Lucky FOAR the Hoos, it was a random non-conference matchup, so they basically get a mulligan. Should they somehow make the playoffs and line up against Okiehoma? We’d get a DABO! alumni bowl, which would be mildly amusing.
Back in the day Progressive Flo was paid 8 figures per year not just to play Flo but NOT to play any other role. I try not to see commercial tv but with all the football I had seen in the last two-three years I can’t recall seeing her on tv. She was also on Mad Men as one of the phone operators. I can’t remember if she was on in the lawnmower episode, but I think she was and it was her last episode.
I also saw a mango sticky Rice Krispie treat being sold at a coffeehouse today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZiMUJ8bqE
circa 2007, before Progressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHY-81Mk7Qk
Stephanie Courtney improv tip (starts at 1:25)
She also had a small bit in Tom Visits the Mayor as a singer. She certainly has two assets that are immediately visible.
Ever have one of those days where you’re just zoned in, and everything comes super easy? Already had a few calls that will stick for a while. That stated, seems like I’m really feeling it tonight. To paraphrase J-Roc, gotta pizz-ace meself before I get too overexcited and blow a load.
What?
Again, because Hell Realm, a college foobawl wonk on the YoobyToob has Notre Dame, Miami, and Oklahoma in.
Alabama out, ostensibly for the Sooners (??).
Man, Jesus sure is one hell of a football fan.
My man snorted a full on madman size of Jesus crank.
In 2008, I was in memorial stadium, and watched IU lose to lowly Ball St.
I never thought this program would reach this kind of height
Indiana will always be the first team to lose to UConn at Rentschler Field, and that’s something no one can ever take away from them.
Huh, a guy from the Mortal Kombat movies died. Watch this gif not work
Flawless Victory!
Gumbygirl is successfully posting GIFs again and Indiana just won the Big 10.
I know! Stop, drop, and roll!
TOASTY
guy from the Mortal Kombat movies died
Okay, i know you are not disrespecting my boy Cary Tagawa like that.
Guy was a legend.
A legend of mostly b films and forgettable asian stereotypes, but still, a legend
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Lol
Someone’s under the influence
No, he was Shang Tsung!
Nerd
Announcer: “The last time Indiana won the conference title the price of a loaf of bread was what, Urban?”
Urban Meyer: “Free, it was free. You just took it off the shelf and walked home with it.”
Announcer: “Your mom was convicted of shoplifting, wasn’t she?”
Urban Meyer: “No, no-she just visited my aunt for 10 months one time.”
Good game redshirt.
…..same time next year?
Let’s meet in the National Championship. You know the Committee is putting IU at #1 and OSU at #3. Also, in the Darkest Timeline, Ryan Day always follows what-the-fuck-just-happened losses with a long Playoff Run solidifying himself into the Ohio State Coaching Patheon.
Nah, iu is going to lose their first playoff matchup. I can accept that
I’m just happy that IU finally got this monkey off their back.
I’m happy for you. I’m infuriated with my team, but I am happy for you.
As a Wisconsin grad I’m just happy someone besides AN Ohio State University or Michigan won the Big 10^1.23. Oregon doesn’t count
Alabama and Notre Dame are both going to be in the play-offs. Please. It’s about marketing, and Miami hasn’t had that in years.
I’m so confused; usually I love watching Duke implode!
That’s not confetti, that’s Buckeye fans ripping up their betting tickets.
“Make sure you stay soft and don’t get too deep”
Oh sure, but when I do that on my honeymoon it’s “don’t you find me attractive” this, and “my mother was right about you” that.
cuz why not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S5-Vx4hlr4
“That Joe Flacco, he’s a dangerous, godless man.”
Overheard in the Hoosier film room after watching Mr. Elite game film.
Looks like there’s a buncha bible thumpers on the Hoosier squad. Whatever happened to hard drinking, hard partying football players who just didn’t give a fuck?
Well, Ken Stabler died…
God speed, Snake.
I’ll never forgive your ass for beating my Vikings in, was that XII?
But I respected the hell out of that man.
I wanted so badly for Johnny Manziel to pick up his mantle.
Don’t let the talk fool ya.
We were voted America’s best party school for a reason
That’s only because Ohio University was too hungover to vote.