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On Any Given Sunday…

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Either of these teams could win a first round playoff game. Except for the Steelers. [cries in Giants tears]

To The Game!

Ravens/Steelers:

-DK will be a DNP because he’s DQ’d.

-King Henry has an interesting prop-rushing for 10+ yards each quarter gets you +140 odds. He’s done that for 7 of the last 8 quarters.

-Both coaches are hearing speculation that they might be moving on. Should the Giants have such a problem. smh…

-That Voodoo, Tho: Somehow the Steelers are over .500 despite the O being ranked 26th and the D sitting at 27th.

-There will be plenty of talk about this possibly being Qaaron’s last game but of course nothing will be resolved for months and months because he learned from the very best, Burnt Favor.

You guys can take it from here.

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jjfozz

So you smoke the meth and heroin before you put the gun in your mouth, right?

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WCS

Only one way to find out?

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jjfozz

Yes, we drafted a kicker who has been penalized for kick offs, missed extra points, and field goals.

But then again, our team is a pail of diarrhea.

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Doktor Zymm

Smoke the meth, shoot the heroin before shooting the gun

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Mr. Ayo

Correct. Get high. Get Mellowed. Then realize the gun should be pointed at Tomlin.

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Beerguyrob

Fuck the heroin, marry the gun, kill the meth.

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Unsurprised

Palette, not tonsils

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2Pack

Steelers – Packers Owl?
I’ll show myself out…

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WCS

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2Pack

This looks like a good time to go run.

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Doktor Zymm

Pretty much

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yeah right

Holy shit what a 4th quarter.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Tomlin just ended his press conference in the best way possible:

“If my aunt had male parts, she’d be my uncle”

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Doktor Zymm

To be annoying and political, I wonder if all the politicians that oppose ‘gender affirming surgery’ realize they’re opposing breast implants for cancer survivors who have had mastectomies?

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Beerguyrob

Unless it’s Cory Chase, Republicans don’t care.

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fleshwound_NPG

Houston defense is gonna turn Qaron into Ivermectin horse paste

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BugEyedBoo

I was in the stadium for the 2004 Jets/Steelers playoff game, where the Jets’ kicker missed two field goal chances for the win. This was worse.

ETA: and by ‘worse’, I mean, ‘worse for my heart’.

Last edited 3 months ago by BugEyedBoo
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WCS

Me too!

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Beerguyrob

That’s right… FUCK YOU, RAVENS!”

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  • J. Tucker, Target @ Canton Crossing, Baltimore, MD.
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Gumbygirl

+1 Walla Walla Bing Bang!

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Horatio Cornblower

Apparently it wasn’t so much Tomlin’s Santeria as it was the Pittsburgh papists.

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Don T

It’s funny because Santería is roughly 38% Catholicism

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Senor Weaselo

We’d go live to the Fozz household, but it may currently be on fire.

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The Maestro

More like Tyler Poop, imo.

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Redshirt

The Blood Demon is real and wears black and gold.

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ThePirateSloth

Too bad we didn’t get a chance to break out the oreos baby.

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Horatio Cornblower

Tomlin’s voodoo is real, and it is terrifying.

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fleshwound_NPG

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Gatoraids

Seems like the Ravens playoff chances got thrown for a loop.,

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Don T

Mobius strip of 😵

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Gumbygirl

My heartrate is about a million.

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Brocky

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Don T

AI is my enemy, I shall not want

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Senor Weaselo

THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

Seriously, it defies logic some days.

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Don T

Greater good: we’re all spared of Qaron milking his injury all week, Roethlisberger style

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Mr. Ayo

So fire Harbaugh?

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Redshirt

Every team with a vacancy is just staring at their phones waiting for word so they can jump on him.

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Brocky

Fuck off shanklor, where were you when I needed you earlier?

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Beerguyrob

Tirico’s getting death threats tomorrow after his fellating Loop prior to the kick caused that to happen

PRAISE SHANK’LOR!

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Downfield Matriculator

You’ll have to check with Balls, but I think Fellating Loop won best short at the AVN

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WCS

DON’T FUCK WITH SHANK’LOR

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Downfield Matriculator

Clearly Tomlin sacrificed his first born to get that miss

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Doktor Zymm

Giveth and Taketh awayeth

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ballsofsteelandfury

HO
LEE
SHIT!!

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Redshirt

There may not be a bridge standing in Maryland.

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Beerguyrob

Yeah, but that’s more the harbor master’s fault.

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fleshwound_NPG

KICKING IS TOO EASY NOW

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Don T

Oh my god. Boswell avenged.

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ThePirateSloth

God bless those kids, Imma be sick, I’m gonna throw up

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Downfield Matriculator

OMFG

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Gumbygirl

Oh my god .!

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Mr. Ayo

NAILED IT!

— B. WALSH

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Redshirt

SHANK’LOR LIVES!

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Redshirt

…and Jackson centered the ball. If that was from the left hash, that may have made it.

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Senor Weaselo

And it would have been from 43 so a little less time for it to slice!

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Gumbygirl

Well, fuck.

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Mr. Ayo

OR NOT. HAHA!

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Doktor Zymm

A Likely story!

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Doktor Zymm

Dammit I Blair Witched

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Doktor Zymm

Ah, I’m apparently on a huge delay, that explains it. I bet he’ll miss this

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Downfield Matriculator

Ramsey going for the interception there instead of the punchout is . . . disappointing

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ThePirateSloth

I DUN WET MUH BRITCHES

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Senor Weaselo

Oof, Hopkins was open if he had moved.

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Mr. Ayo

A likely story!

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Beerguyrob

Juniors update: Canadian goaltending is a liability well into the 2030s.

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Redshirt

Why use that timeout?! You could’ve at least stopped them if you don’t convert this!

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Redshirt

What do I know?!

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Redshirt

The only downside is this game is going to convince Aaron Rodgers he can play one more year.

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Senor Weaselo

Sudden change with a McTwist!

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Mr. Ayo

There is the theory of the Möbius — a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a game winning kick by Loop

Last edited 3 months ago by Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

SHANKL’HOR has other ideas though.

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Unsurprised

If you lose, you can never leave Baltimore

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Downfield Matriculator

I would like to speak a Lamarception into existence; Go!

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ThePirateSloth

BINGO BANGO BONGO

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Beerguyrob

Atta boy Boswell.

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