First off, good luck to Litre, BeerGuy, and all other Protestants in Good Standing who need just a single point away to filthy Celtic this morning (7:30, CBSSN/Paramount+).
Inglen proper only offers up the cabbage fart FA Cup final (10:00, ESPN+) between Chelski and City of Men. Meh.
All actual non-Scottish footy with actual stakes happens tomorrow. Realistically, all that really matters is the Spurs/WHam! (UK) race to the bottom. Hammers realistically need to simply keep pace this round, and pray for Everton to vanquish Spurs on the final day. That’s…not awful goddamned much to hang one’s hopes on, but it’s all they got.
Because I am out of things to say, I challenge the readership to declare the winner between the following two candidates for Best Smiths Cover:
Contestant 1:
Contestant 2:
Feel free to suggest others, or grouse about whatever you will.
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