Week 2 Football Aplenty

No early bird special this week (watch some EFL, why don’t ya), so focus is on the 10:00 window.

Macro-level, it certainly looks like Fulham are in real trouble.  Might need a wellness check on Litre after this fixture (and hopefully Deci knows to be mellow about it LMAO).

Villa really need three points (home to Robins Hood, USA/Peacock), or I will lump them into Mighty Whitey’s boat.  You also can watch The Runaway Freight Train That Is Hull City away to Stamford Bridge, or an evenly-matched Praise Beesus against yeah right’s Cherries.  There are options, flip around.

I prefer JV NFL to my own side losing to Spurs (12:30, NBC), and to the special Late Show of Arsenal at Sunderland (3:00, USA).  Though I might 2nd screen the latter.  We’ll see.

Arizona State (+15.5) at Bonfire Cult (Noon, ABC)

I don’t really know what to make of either of these squadrons, though I suspect each wins like 7 or 8 games.  Surely the Aggies can manage this as one of their 7-8.

Steerfuckers North (-5.5) at Meeechigan (Noon, Fox)

Gonna take waaaayyyyyy MOAR home cooking from the officiating crew to make this one close enough to steal at the end.  Venables’ defense against a “seeing ghosts” QB is almost unfair.

Roll Damn Tide (-10) at Kenfucky (3:30, ABC)

Bama hasn’t shit its dick yet, but it is coming.  Not this week, mind.

BEAR DOWN FOAR Midterms (+7.5) at Original Recipe Big Love (3:30, Fox)

My initial read on the Big Twaaaalllllve is that it’s ass.  However, if anyone is going to be a tough out, it will be one or both of these two.  Hard to imagine the winner NOT being in the conference title game (and this might be the last season of conference title games).

Mississippi State (-1.5) at Minnesota (3:30, CBS)

Everybody likes to whinge about the SEC (Paaaaaawwwwwllllllll!!), but note than a regular “upper middle class” B1G program is home to 16th (of 16) from the SEC.  And the Cowbells are favoUred.

Maryland (-11.5) at Fightin’ Horatios (3:30, CBSSN)

One risked a complaint from the Sex Drawf Union, by not previewing this clash.  Doesn’t Hippo have too many powerful enemies as it is?