Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see [in bed].
Winston Churchill

As we all are old and getting older, just stretch before trying anything in bed. And not sure how Churchill knows about this stuff, but not judging.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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New washing machine came in. The hose for the new machine is too small to fit the outflow pipe, so if we turn it on water is going to spray everywhere.

Mrs. Horatio just announced she is “going grocery shopping” and I’m pretty sure she meant “killing several hobos”
Horatio Cornblower

“small hose the sprays everywhere” and now you’ve insulting your dwarf nice going jerk
SonOfSpam

Even as I was typing that out part of me was thinking “Why? You know what’s going to happen. Why?”
Horatio Cornblower

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Found a funny while looking for a Cheers gif:

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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This song is terrible but it’s full of cromulent advice.

SonOfSpam

Someone in that band has a PhD in molecular biology or something like that. I think the singer.
Horatio Cornblower

Yes, Dexter has an advanced degree, but before you get overly impressed it’s from USC I think.
SonOfSpam

USC I think.

– a USC student when asked how to spell “cat”
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Yes, very good!”

-L. Michele
SonOfSpam

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I love me some unemployment, as long as I’m not in Guangzhou or Belgium the time flies by and it’ll be far too soon when I have to go back to whatever it is I do for a living
Doktor Zymm

According to Balls you assassinate people.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But according to Beastmode you are a scientist.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I really don’t know who to believe.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Scientists assassinate people all the time. With vaccines!” — RFK, Jr.
Dunstan

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— [sleazy Hollywood producer’s door flies open] —

With regards to employment, how comfortable are you with the label “scab”?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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This is a satire post, for the record, and Alex has actually been gainfully employed here at DFO for the last year, as it is on record that he accidentally spilled that bucket of acetone on all of our priceless, but insured, works of art at Headquarters. Such a shame that all the paint got washed away in that freak rainstorm, and that we were temporarily storing the art outside, and all that’s left are blank, very clean looking canvases.
herodotus450

Did he gently use all our fleshlights?
litre_cola

Gently? No
Alex_Demote

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DOGS

Alex_Demote

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And in response to GG’s highly appropriate password post last week, I’d just add this. Great hustle here GTD.

2Pack

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Way to show up, Florida.
Horatio Cornblower

-2000 election

-2016 election

-2020 election
Brocky

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Ayo

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Goddamnit Vegas, you let me down. You gotta start the booing right away before Bettman starts all the sucking up to your city and team.
Dunstan

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THERE HE IS!

GET HIM!

WCS

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Usually when someone gets pounded this hard in Vegas, Buddy Cole is involved
Dunstan

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1. Lost nba finals
2. Didn’t get a single MAGA idiot arrested
3. Lost the Stanley cup

This city of Miami right here I call Brocky’s fantasy football season because they are having a shitty 24 hours!
Brocky

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These Florida Panthers I call them Fredo Corleone cause they’re going out on the (frozen) water in Vegas and they ain’t coming back.
herodotus450

THESE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS I CALL THEM CLIMATE CHANGE BECAUSE THEY’RE DESTROYING FLORIDA
Dunstan

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I moved some chickens around today. Birds are really weird, smelly creatures
Doktor Zymm

I moved some chickens around today

Not gonna lie-that’s the greatest euphemism for masturbating I’ve ever (wait for it) come across.
scotchnaut

Girls don’t have to choke them, moving them will do the trick.
Gumbygirl

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Today, in False Equivalencies:

Don T

Okay I’m as anti-gun as they come but that is still hilarious and top notch counterprotesting.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Gumby had an appointment down the street from Sherman’s today. He got some cake, because he’s nobody’s fool. He made another stop after that.

Gumbygirl

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The ketchup splatter is the cherry on top…

BeefReeferLives

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FUN* exercise – what Commentist(s) should we send on which reality shows?

2pack – Survivor
Balls – Temptation Island
Dok Zymm (plus who gets to be teammate??) – The Amazing Race

*YMMV
King Hippo

Oh Zymm and I would do damage.
litre_cola

I really want this to happen now.
King Hippo

“Eat the entrails of an Aardvark.”

“What kinda sauce you goin with here?”
litre_cola

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Evening folks

2Pack

Me two!

— Lea Michele
Mr. Ayo

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Wifey has this sixth sense as to when she’s going to have an ‘interesting’ convo with a family member so she usually puts them on speaker just in case I feel like being entertained. Sure enough earlier this evening her nutbar mother (my despised MIL, of course) called, and under the pretense of returning a wheelchair and walker that she needed at the time, tried to get wifey’s credit card number so that she could make sure ‘there was a credit applied to her account’.

/She’s fucking relentless, trying to suck money out of her three kids
scotchnaut

(wondering how many digits in Canadian credit cards, probably three)
SonOfSpam

with an umlaut to catch you off guard
litre_cola

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I will definitely check out tonight’s premiere [of Temptation Island] and see if the couples are worth my time. Sometimes they are annoying and I don’t give a shit if they break up or not.

Other times, I can tell early it’s going to be a trainwreck and I need to get the popcorn ready.

I’ll keep y’all posted!
ballsofsteelandfury

It’s not on USA tonight
SonOfSpam

IT WAS LAST NIGHT WHY O WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU
SonOfSpam

As with everything in my life, i blame balls
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gumbygirl

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Cotes du Rhone here. Been a long week.

Today, Decilitre basically declared it pyjama day at school. When questioned, “Everyone else forgot.”

The whole school?

“Yeah, they don’t listen.”
litre_cola

Decilitre has it figured out.
Mr. Ayo

He is 6, a knucklehead but at least I didn’t have to come pick him up due to him choking out a kid that stole his lego….allegedly.
litre_cola

BC Dick get that youngster his NRA membership yet?
King Hippo

No but BC Dick took his lessons and is licensed now.
litre_cola

I’ll teach the boy. No mercy for the clothed.
BC Dick

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I try not to be negative about it but my son’s friend is a total Milhouse. It’s fine and to each their own and everything but….jeez. Naturally my wife has befriended his mom so, for example, they’re on the same kid basketball team.

Anyways, not to get into specifics but I just find it funny.
blaxabbath

Better to be Milhouse than Milhouse’s dad. Milhouse at least has a friend
Doktor Zymm

Yeah but Kirk sleeps in a racecar bed. Do you???
SonOfSpam

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife. And a dwarf.” – Horatio
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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“Well, we’re living here in Morgantown
And the basketball program is being shut down
They’re filling out police reports
The Athletic Director is trying to thwart
News of the freshman recruits banging escorts.

Well Huggins got them to the Sweet Sixteen one year
But that cost the program dear.
The players hardly graduated at all
But that never mattered the next fall.

Well, we’re living here in Morgantown.
The coach is a drunken clown,
Empty beer cans in the trunk
His reputation is completely sunk.

Well, we’re living here in Morgantown”
scotchnaut

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National Sports Media: “We hope that Huggins gets the help that he needs.”

WV Sports Media: “We saw this coming from a mile away in real time and chose not to report about it. Was that wrong?”
scotchnaut

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Went for an almost 8 mile walk this am, which was a good stress reliever before more in law time. Now to watch the GWS replay on the train (fingers crossed, GWS hat on for good luck).
BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Almost 8 Mile” is by far my favorite Eminem cover band!
scotchnaut

“I too am interested in things that are almost 8 units of measurement.” – Deanna F.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Great phone conversations tonight. Talked to godson and his mom who is, omitting family obviously, one of my best friends ever. We go back 40 years.

After our crazy ass days she manifested into a palliative nurse.

Three out of five days a week she holds the hand of people who are going on.

To the next step.

On her vacation, she volunteers for summer camps for kids whose parents maybe weren’t supposed to be shepherd on just yet.

She’s amazing. And so good at her job.

Gave me a different look on life.
yeah right

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Happy Father’s day to all of the Dad’s livin the thug life.

2Pack

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Eldest right sent me a photo of a plate of burgers and some salsa verde.
She said “In honor of Father’s Day I’m showing my girls something that my dad taught me to cook.”

In what will be no surprise to anyone both of my daughters consistently share food photos with me of things they’re making.

Eldest granddaughter does too.

That hits me right in the heart.
yeah right

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Thank you guys, as always freighting and humbling to write with the likes of this lot.

Funny how age keeps coming into play. I know “Yeah Right” ratted me out the other day and announced my birthday. I turned 63 on Friday and I’m guessing that I am the oldest relic that resides here.

All the heroin I’ve done? And shots of brown liquor? How the hell am I still alive? Yesterday? 11 beers (gave up on the hard stuff 25 years ago) and smoked an ⅛ of good weed all by myself.

Why big sky, why?
DJ TAJ

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Brooks was picked by the Cincinnati Bengals in the 2006 Supplemental Draft. He played as a linebacker and had a successful career with the San Francisco 49ers, earning multiple Pro Bowl selections.

This might be the quintessential Bengals sentence.
herodotus450

WCS

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The loose extra fabric on Bojan’s sweatpants would’ve saved that #JustSayin
Don T

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the USMNT is a great watch and a world-class team. Until it’s time to shoot towards the goal.
Don T

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