11/11 JV NVL Night Thread

Treasure these full sportsball days while we got ’em, y’all.  Plenty of good shit, once again.

Ballsy: Speaking of, I highly recommend Metamucil.

Ole Miss (+10.5) at Georgia (7:00, ESPN)

Jawja sure is living right.  They have tough games on their schedule, just every one (except next week’s trip to Knoxville) is between the hedges.  Very difficult to beat Kirby Smart there.  This one should be fairly competitive, though.

Ballsy: Their school system may be bottom of the barrel, but they do have good looking ladies…

West By God Virginia (+13) at Okiehoma (7:00, Fox)

I’m pilled up enough to call my shot – Fuckers du Cousins get the JERB DUN against Steerfuckers North.  I like it when schizo fan bases get some extreme highs and lows, and Boomer Sooner would qualify with a loss here.

Ballsy: This lovely lady races dirt cars!

Texas (-10) at TCU (7:30, ABC)

I really, REALLY wish I was feeling this one, but alas – this group of Steerfuckers survive easily.  A bit of Second Season Syndrome for Sonny Dykes’ Bloodeyes.

Ballsy: You’ve got to love the expressions on their faces!

Florida (+13.5) at LSU (7:30, SECN)

I sense danger for Brian Kelly’s Cajuns here, but it’s probably just swamp gas.  Baton Rouge’s night environment is second to none, however.

Ballsy: When will Florida Woman be a thing? Equal opportunity y’all!

Southern Cal (+15) at Oregon (10:30, Fox)

Do Caleb and Palz have enough pride to make a game out of this?  Whatever the “over” is, deffo not high enough.  This is going to be Tweaker Pinball.

Ballsy: Wet USC Song Girls for the Hippo!