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To The Game!

Chiefs/Bills:

-Room To Roam: Pacheco and his hard-hitting running style should be difficult to deal with given the serious injury issues Buffalo has at interior linebacker. Bernard and Spector didn’t practice on Thursday and Dodson was limited.

-More Owchies: With wr Davis out and Diggs being suspect (Sneed held him to 24 yards in week 14 and he was also limited on Friday) this may be time for Khalil “Hippy, Hippy Shake” Shakir to be a difference-maker. His TD last week gave an indication of how elusive he can be.

-K.C. will need to take care of the ball-Buffalo generated 30 turnovers this season.

-A Thought: I myself believe that the Bills chances of winning (outside of Allen going bananas) hinges on their use of rb Cook in the running and short-passing game. He has much to contribute but for some reason Buffalo’s OC’s have a history of deploying their backs in erratic and unimaginative ways.

-Ref Alert: Be prepared for a sketchy ‘roughing the passer’ call at some point. Reffing this game is Hochuli Jr. and he’s thrown that kind of flag 14 times, which is 5 more than any other of his peers.

-Triple Duty?: Chiefs middle linebacker Nick Bolton’s responsibilities will include covering tight end Kincaid, mirroring Josh Allen and bottling up Cook in the run/pass game. That’s a tall order.

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WCS

Buffalo is the true Factory of Sadness, right?

WCS
Redshirt

Cleveland is the Factory where they manufacture sadness. Buffalo is the field where it’s naturally harvested.

blaxabbath

Pacers suck.

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ballsofsteelandfury

What the fuck did you eat?

I’m seeing eggs, potatoes, a brownie with whipped cream, and what looks like the remnants of ribs???

WCS

Andy Reid’s second midnight snack?

Brick Meathook

I’ve been out on a few meals at good restaurants with Balls, and I too am questioning this. I did get to meet blaxxabith in Vegas, and he’s a good guy.

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve aborted the Ron DeSantis banner because I live in a state where I can do that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Sorry, Sharky, but you should still make the Tournament of Champions.

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Senor Weaselo

I’d still count it with my backlog of banners! At the least it was archived!

SonOfSpam

Banner should have been carried to term.

Sharkbait

Between the teams, I might have to hop on the San Francisco bandwagon.

ballsofsteelandfury

Baltimore. They’re winning the whole thing.

SonOfSpam

I’m fine with either AFC team; Baltimore because they’ve been great all season and LAMAR should have a ring, and KC because more and more people hate them.

In the NFC I cannot root for probable-winner SF.

Sharkbait

I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.

Sharkbait

Also gonna try and engineer the Benoit balls joke on the squares pool again.

Sharkbait

And by engineer I mean alert the other person if you fill in squares.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m in!

SonOfSpam

Also, sorry Rev.

(Got to meet him in Vegas; he exists and is one of the good ones)

ballsofsteelandfury

He left Buffalo, though. That tells you all you need to know.

SonOfSpam

Yes, it means he had reliable transport, the lack of which is the only reason people would stay.

I work with a guy who moved from Buffalo to Tampa, and he’s happy. Honest to God, Tampa!

The Maestro

ESPN says that both tonight’s missed kick and Norwood’s famous miss were from 44 yards out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU

SonOfSpam

Norwood’s holder was named Kennedy, and Bass’s holder was named Lincoln.

fleshwound_NPG

we were spared of whatever hell a lions/bills superb owl wouldve unleashed

we are still recovering from the ’16 chicago/cleveland world series

The Maestro

Oh man, I completely blocked that out of my memory. Same as that Kings-Devils Stanley Cup Final.

ballsofsteelandfury

You mean MOST GLORIOUS BREAKTHROUGH FOR THE BESTEST WEST COAST TEAM?

Sharkbait

I still blame the cubs winning the world series as the point where we slipped into the shitty alternate universe

Senor Weaselo

This is correct.

Brocky

Nah, it was that supercollider they tested:

1. Harambe dying
2. Cleveland winning the NBA title
3. Cubs breaking the curse
4. Orangey McFuckFace

Senor Weaselo

Dicks out for Harambe, never forget.

WCS

The Penguins did win back-to-back Stanley Cups, so feel free to blame Sidney Crosby.

SonOfSpam

Well, the next $580 million in public funds will make all the difference.

SonOfSpam

At least it saved Buffalo fans a more ignominious defeat.

Oh sorry, Buffalo fans. That means next week’s loss woulda felt like getting yer balls punched by your least hot cousin.

Petronel

And lo, did the Bills Mafia raise their voices in a unified cry of agony and despair that shook the skies and broke all the tables:

”OH FUCK NOT AGAIN!”

Senor Weaselo

Clearly they need to break bowls of petunias instead!

Senor Weaselo

THESE ANTI-CLUTCH BUFFALO KICKS, I CALL THEM GIVING PRAISE TO THE LORD BECAUSE THEY ARE RIGHT AND JUST

ThePirateSloth

The Bills should never hire a kicker again. Only touchdowns and 2 point conversions for the rest of eternity

fleshwound_NPG

stop calling allen elite. hes what white dudes on facebook think lamar jackson is

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Um, that was a pretty blatant hold on the outside.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But congrats to the Swifties

The Maestro

Bills fans currently:

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ballsofsteelandfury

WIDE RIGHT!

ThePirateSloth

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Wakezilla

Wide Right! Two sweet words in the English language!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking lag on this stream, too

Horatio Cornblower

Did they build Buffalo’s stadium on an Indian burial ground, or at least slightly to the right of one?

Beerguyrob

How many times can I like this?

Petronel

Seriously, at this point it almost feels a bit wrong to blame the kicker.

Beerguyrob

“Yeah!”

– Anders Carlson, Green Bay, WI

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’d say banner but the DeSantis one probably needs a few weeks to viability.

Redshirt

Put it up on the banner in a week when we all forget DeSantis exists.

Horatio Cornblower

Well we certainly can’t abort that decision.

Petronel

WELP

Senor Weaselo

Kevin Harlan is so stoked just now to have said “WIDE RIGHT!”

WCS

naturally

SonOfSpam

Wide right

The Maestro

SCOTT NORWOOD LIVES

Gatoraids

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can we get a tight shot on Scott Norwood somewhere?

Beerguyrob

WIDE RIGHT!

Brocky

Oh Jesus christ

Beerguyrob

Somebody added the Jurassic Park t-Rex roar to Jason Kelce.

https://x.com/danny_heifetz/status/1749239978666692745?s=46&t=PW7uhN0VcbqYk6td-CFrLA

WCS

SEX CANNON 2.0

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Gumbygirl

Jim Nantz sez drink!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

….this feels like a bad time in the game for a poop break.

Brocky

Lamar Jackson has entered the stall

Brick Meathook

Sometimes I have no idea what the hell Tony Romo is talking about.

Beerguyrob

To be fair, neither does he.