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Request Line: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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This is it.

The NFL season is upon us, with all its attendant joy, frustration, panic, and misery.  And this is the final edition of Request Line until next year.  Sure, if something truly special happens like Roger Goodell getting fired (out of a cannon, into the sun) we might slip in a special edition (like last year’s Halloween bash), but don’t hold your breath.  Instead, use that breath to breathe a huge sigh of relief that football is right on the front doorstep, waiting for you to invite it back into your hearth and heart.

That’s a joke, by the way.   Football doesn’t wait patiently, and it sure as hell doesn’t come in peacefully through the front door.  No, football SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL BACK INTO YOUR LIFE!  IT’S TIME TO GET HYPE FOLKS, CAUSE FOOTBALL MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL GODDAMN RIGHT FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL IS BACK!

Ahem.

So let’s treat it with proper respect and herald its arrival with this week’s Request Line theme: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall.

You are invited to pick a total of THREE songs.  Anything you want that gets you properly fired up.  Thanks to the holiday, plus the start of the season and all that jazz, I’m going to hold off until Thursday to post the radio compilation.  So take your time and choose carefully.  THIS REQUEST LINE I CALL IT THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS OFFENSE CAUSE THERE’S REALLY NO RUSH TO SPEAK OF.

I’ll get us started with the song that’s been in my head all offseason as I get excited about Amari Cooper and Derek Carr’s second season working together.  I’m expecting big things from the both of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M

 

 

 

 

 

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Cuntler

Love this… So one last one, mid shitty phish show. Quiet but deadly.

God’s Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

Applies to 31 teams. Happy football, motherfuckers!

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King Hippo

hells yeah

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Shogun Marcus

Slayer-War Ensemble
WWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
http://youtu.be/jqnC54vbUbU

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Shogun Marcus

Nine Inch Nails-Wish
http://youtu.be/kuoFiIFkdAA

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Shogun Marcus

And to switch it up…Messiah-Thunderdome
http://youtu.be/BnbcHl0zcWc

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ALXMAC

IT’S LIKE I GET 4 PICKS NOW B/C THIS WAS MY 1ST CHOICE!

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Don T

Last one: The Hives – Patrolling Days
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JanefBLU5MM

I NEVER WANTED TO STAND ON NO PEDESTAL MAN ‘CAUSE I WAS BORN TO BUILD MY OWN.
-Mike Mulatkey

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Don T

A song about resistance that makes me wanna go to a parking lot with a sledgehammer: Calle 13 – El aguante

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUk73pUe9i4

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SonOfSpam

Ok, last pick. Tough one, because FUCK YEAH ROCK N ROLL.

The Walkmen – The Rat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWR1h-5EzUo

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Choice 2: Queen’s “Hammer to Fall”. But you have to crank it so that the percussion comes in well.

https://youtu.be/JU5LMG3WFBw

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Almost went with “Flash”, but it’s got that slow bit in the middle. Breaks the momentum

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SonOfSpam

We also would have accepted “Tie Your Mother Down” or “Death on Two Legs”

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Don T

Or One Vision, a live version.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And finally #1. Hopefully this is the song I’m singing at the end of the season.

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laserguru

And finally Tres:

Ministry – Jesus Built My Hotrod.

I propose that we use the evening open thread to include the other 297 songs that would fit this theme.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Works for me. I wanted to limit it to three to equalize everyone’s input and keep the playlist nice and tight, but I’ve certainly got a shitload of songs that didn’t make the final roster.

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laserguru

Please forgive me Slayer!

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Shogun Marcus

Got your back.

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blackroseMD1

That’s a great trio of videos you picked out. Almost picked this one myself.

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Cuntler

I won’t be around, but that sounds good to me. I would add the following, but will not link so as to keep the playlist tidy:

-Nirvana, Milk It
-Ministry, Stigmata
-White Stripes, Red Death at 6:14
-Metallica, Ride the Lightning
-Beastie Boys, Sabotage
-Jane’s Addiction, Mountain Song
-Metallica, Frantic
-Nirvana, Tourette’s
-L7, Shitlist
-Metallica, Creeping Death
-Nirvana, Stay Away
-Primus, Mr. Krinkle
-White Stripes, The Big Three Killed My Baby
-Jimmy Hendrix, Voodoo Child (slight return)
-Beastie Boys, Skillz to Pay the Billz

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laserguru

Solid list!

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Fuck, I forgot Voodoo Child. Well played.

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laserguru

Number “B”

KMFDM – Glory

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blackroseMD1

3) Dethklok – Awaken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU

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laserguru

I think I’m finally ready.

Here’s 1.
Metallica – Whiplash

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blackroseMD1

2) Bad Religion – I Want to Conquer the World

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBbRSq4W_1o

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blackroseMD1

1) Nine Inch Nails – Burn (from the Natural Born Killers soundtrack)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvaP86BzCc

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Spanky Datass

3) Alice In Chains : Man In The Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqZb52sgpU

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nomonkeyfun

1.) Bikini Kill- Blood One
https://youtu.be/BIb9ZTQLpdQ
2.)Le Tigre- The the Empty
https://youtu.be/FP2hd0xS4SE
3.) Julie Ruin- Hello, Trust No One
https://youtu.be/7k6n7UImc3M
Give this one till about 1 min in.

I think there is a theme here. I can’t quite place it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought about posting Wesley Willis but think I’ve done enough damage to this playlist already.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Afternoon gents. I’m feeling a bit off today so I’m not staying
/everyone applauds
But I wanted to drop these here first. Have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This song was the bane of my existence on Guitar Hero 3 for a long god damn time.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/d4057d24a68713acba0bfc38bc258e75/tumblr_o2beb7Hjgk1u8yeguo1_500.gif

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

In honor of Devin Hester:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

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Cuntler

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgn-4BLeLsc

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Cuntler

Also, he was the best thing about the Bears in the last 15 years. I’ll listen to no other arguments.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t understand why you would say that…

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/bears_9drives.jpg

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indieguy

https://youtu.be/6ObpxB1_TV8
Screaming females. Ripe.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Solid.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cheers or Jeers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh yeah, coming it at number 1, you better believe it’s gonna melt your face off!

Pennywise – As Long As We Can

FUCK, I am ready for some god damn football!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. God only knows how many times I watched this sequence to get myself fired up to paddle out into Indian Ocean waves that were bigger than I was comfortable with. I’m grateful that someone uploaded this to youtube.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Coming in second:

Clutch – The Mob Goes Wild

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Fronkenshteen

So, how fuggin’ wasted is everyone going to be for the DFO Insanity League 2 draft? I just noticed its 9:00 PM on Labor Day.
Whoo-hoo!

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blaxabbath

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SonOfSpam

Motorhead – Ace of Spades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWB5JZRGl0U

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’ve been waiting for this all god damn week. Time for the top 3 songs from Low Commander’s THIS. IS. GAMEDAY! Soundtrack (patent pending).

Coming in at number 3:

Authority Zero – No Other Place

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Spanky Datass

2) RATM : Killing In The Name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

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ArmedandHammered

Disturbed-down with the sickness
https://youtu.be/qwx8TGPC3ss

Deep Purple – Highway Star
https://youtu.be/Wr9ie2J2690

KMFDM – Virus
https://youtu.be/HXUcwdXEtm4

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Cuntler

3. I’m Going Home – Sacred Harp Singers at Liberty Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g1UHZwN3ds

Listen to this really loud, and you’ll be bayoneting Confederate soldiers in the name of the Lord in no time.

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Spanky Datass

The Allman Brothers Band : Whippin’ Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pCytK3LgfM
Like the live version better but it’s 22 minutes so ……

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Fronkenshteen

22 minutes? Oh, you mean the short version.

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Cuntler

2. Ministry – Burning Inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM5DOSC0jUo

/Man, my paralegal is going to be pissed when I tackle her next to the copy machine in a few minutes.

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SonOfSpam

Your paralegal would like to apologize to the firm for the distraction.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

http://i.imgur.com/LT7SxK3.gif

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Fronkenshteen

Hey, the Help Wanted ad CLEARLY STATED “must keep head on swivel at all times”.

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SonOfSpam

Hole – Violet (run through a brick wall, blow my head off, potayto, potahto)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_rfGBwamc

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Did I ever tell you about the time I helped Eric Erlandson move a washing machine? Exciting, right?

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SonOfSpam

http://img.memecdn.com/Go-On_o_128599.jpg

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s pretty much the whole story. Someone was giving my ex-girlfriend an old washing machine for her new house and she needed help moving it, so he and I moved it up some stairs and into my truck. Afterwards she said “did you know that he started the band Hole?”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Unconventional, but here’s my pick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey man, if it gets you running face-first through that brick wall, it’s all good.

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Cuntler

1. L7 – The Bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxjGrEkyb1U

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Fronkenshteen

Butthole Surfers-Goofy’s Concern:
https://youtu.be/4VJ7zPoCyCA

Queens Of The Stone Age-Quick & To The Pointless:
https://youtu.be/4CvO02FHEvY

Pixies-Something Against You (Live):
https://youtu.be/ssPjsI843mM

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Don T

I was looking forward to this. The Clash – Complete Control

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7TcKiC2yB0s

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laserguru

I’m going to sit back and contemplate for a moment because I could do 300 songs.

This was going through my head too as was Cuntler’s Ministry pick.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It makes me want to run through a brick wall, but only in order to get away from it:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM&w=560&h=315%5D

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Don T

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laserguru

You only have 2 left.

Hope you’re happy!

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