2016 Quotables (Week 1 – Results)

As I mentioned Tuesday, the format for the Quotables submissions ended up being a little wonky. When NFL Memes or Fox NFL Sunday steals this bit from us (“You commented on a post. Congratulations on signing up for The Herd Podcast RSS Feed!”), I’m sure their tech prowess/data mining software will make for a much smoother commenting experience. In the mean time, I’ll clean that up (somehow) but wanted to first thank everyone for some great submissions. In addition to the pages loading all weird, my crappy format also compiled all responses into a single file with no organization regarding which quote went with which gif so, if it makes you feel better, I just made more work for myself too.

So hunting to see which response went with which gif became as fun as a game of Cards Against Humanity except that I didn’t have to act bemused when the topic of transvestites inevitably came up (thanks, Brocky).

So, hopefully we can do this again next week. Now — onto some results!

Finally, some honorable mentions:

“There is no sound yet I can still hear Chris Berman ‘whooping’ followed by a reference to a song older than my dad.” -Duchess

“I’d be worried, usually when signals are this mixed, someone ends up sleeping with a transvestite.” -Brocky

“Where the fuck was that last year you overpaid asshat?????” -litre_cola

“New Orleans defense. Can’t stop attacks by air or sea.” -SunriseSunrise

“Darren Wilson: THE GUY ON THE LEFT IS GOING FOR HIS GUN, SHOOT HIM” -Monty this seems strange to me